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The thread on Oscar Wilde made me think of some of the great lines in literature and in the movies. Perhaps I'm showing my age but the dialogue on some of those old TCM movies was really great, and none greater than "Casablanca" which is so stuffed with miracle one-liners and snappy dialogue it's no wonder it tops so many polls.
"We'll always have Paris"
:P "Here's looking at you kid" wink
My all time favourite movie is Legands of the Fall
One Stab "It is hard to tell of happiness. Time goes by and we feel safe too soon."
One Stab "He was a rock they broke themselves against however much he tried to protect them."
One Stab "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, but they become legends."
"you had me at hello....." from jerry maguire.....
or i could have "show me the money!!!!" do you think i like the film at all.....
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
"Cock, I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead"
Wade Garret (Sam Elliot).....Roadhouse
Mmm Sam Elliot :twisted:
This is one of my favourites....in response to "We got off on the wrong foot"
That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet and f***ing ugly shoes.
Erin Brockovich (Julia Roberts)
Quote by musketeer
The thread on Oscar Wilde made me think of some of the great lines

Contour Lines are a personal favourite of mine.
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Dxxx
Quote by surreycouple2003
The thread on Oscar Wilde made me think of some of the great lines

Contour Lines are a personal favourite of mine.
wink
Dxxx
But I dont like Yellow Lines...
Especially Doubles ones.......
:wink:
Dxxx
Dont cross the streams - it would be bad.
Jack Nicholson in the Witches of Eastwick,after Cher's tirade at him which ends"and on top of all that you smell" and our Jack pats the bed gives her the Nicholson grin and says"so do do you want to go on top?"
Stiil makes me laugh.
Don't know about favourite but;
'Ready? I was born ready'
Some 80's film as I recall...
Cathy x
Think it was "Home Alone" . . . "Keep the change ya filthy animal" used to make my kids crack up laughing lol
Tracy-Jayne
They fought like warrior poets , they fought like Scotsmen ...........and won their freedom
"your about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop!"
"You're gonna look stupid tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"
"It's true, this man has no dick"
Bill Murray, Ghostbusters.
"No we're not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!!! " - This is Spinal Tap
Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab, I see you shiver with annnnnnticip............. ................................................................................ ..............................................ation!
Tim Curry as Frank n Furter
Quote by Red(RHG)
Don't know about favourite but;
'Ready? I was born ready'
Some 80's film as I recall...
Cathy x

some sort of cop film i think!
i love the following quote. ve put the sound link to go with then so ya get the full effect of the funnyness
Dark Helmet out of Spaceballs
Colonel Sanders: Prepare ship for lightspeed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no! Lightspeed's too slow!
Colonel Sanders:Lightspeed too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes. We're going to have to go right to.......Ludicrous speed! (everyone gasps)
Colonel Sanders:Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before...I don't know if the ship can take it!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chickennn?!
Not lines from a movie, but classics none the less (both from Red Dwarf)
Rimmer: "Step up to red alert"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing th bulb"
My personal favourite:
Lister: "Maybe we should drop the defensive shields?"
Kryten: "A superlative suggestion sir, with only two drawbacks: one, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. I know that, technically, that's only one drawback, but it was such a big one I thought I'd mention it twice"
how about the Blues Brothers?
it's 106 miles to Chicago,we've got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes,it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. HIT IT.
Hot Shots part dex
President Benson: Cookie?
Colonel: No thank you, sir.
President Benson: Young lady?
Lady: No thank you, sir.
President Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.
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President Benson: We'll do this the old navy way. First one to die.... loses!
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Topper Harley: President Benson.
President Benson: No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle Huddleson: Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
President Benson: Topper Harley, of course, the son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognise you then.
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Topper Harley: These men have a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them....
ME my self and irene
Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very special unit.
Irene P. Waters: That's sweet.
Hank Evans: I hope we get to know each other better.
Irene P. Waters: Yeah, me too.
Hank Evans: Do you swallow?
Moan, moan, boring - just because you do a little bit of housework
Not really a classic but from the movie Pitch Black when Vin Diesel who plays a mass murderer just killed one of the seemingly unbeatable aliens and simply says " didn't know who it was fucking with " pretty cool cool
Yoda Episode 1sillyhantom menace
Fear Leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to suffering
i sense mutch fear in him.
Jena Jamson in all movies
ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaa omg f**k me
'lets kill that fucking band' george clooney, from dusk till dawn
'mozart had his critics too Keithy.........betcha can name two of them' eric bana, chopper
'my name is jaun hugo montoya, you killed my father............prepare to die.' princess bride
'what Fuckkaaa said that!' richard e grant, withnail and i
"You lucky, lucky bastard" - The Life of Brian