Ok so if you've looked at the profile you've chatted in the chatroom seen each other on cam and your going to meet for a pre shag preliminary check each other out type thing.
You've prettied yourselves up put on some nice smellies and are feeling good about yourselves. Driving to the meet your getting a bit nervous. OK its only social this time although the thought that this could be leading onto some naked sex action is still giving you the jitters a little.
In the pub you've met the other/s and things are going OK you've politely laughed at each others jokes no matter how many times you may of heard them there's a good ambience you think all are attracted to all - shag on possibly;
One person leans over to another and whispers into their ear. the eyebrows raise and the lids blink. Excusing themselves the 'blinker' goes to the rest room with a look to the partner saying follow me now!
As you get near to the restroooms. out of ear and eyeshot your told that "We are leaving asap" using the age old "We've had a call from the sitter saying the kids are puking" excuse you both leave.
What happened? Why the hurried departure you think. Well the explanation is that the whispered conversation coming out of the blue was...
"I'm going to take you outside and lick your sloppy wet minge and make you wriggle you horny fucking bitch"
Some might say thats fine I guess but for others maybe a little too fast and furious.
Does how conversations start off matter too you. Are you very picky about how people approach you in a swinging sense or are you a lot easier about it thinking that maybe its just a different approach to how you would do it.
Well if it makes em walk out then I suggest you may have shocked the lady blinker. Perhaps kebab instead of minge and sloppy was a little over zealous.
I think it makes a difference and I am conscious of anyone presuming that becasue I/we like sex we can be treated with anything other than respect and will cheerfully fuck anything.
I think it would all depend how much you've chatted online before you meet as to how the conversation begins. If you pretty much know everything there is to know about a person you meet that could be difficult as to where to start conversation as questions after introduction can be good to get things started.
The approach you mention Lost or anything close to that is going to get a quick response and us leaving. First impressions do matter hugely even if you've known a person as a cyber friend for a long time that first physical meeting is important.
So for us a meet would have to be polite, friendly and I think if the conversation swings around to sex which all going well it would, then it can be done humourously or gently or even bluntly. Just not crudely.
this is the kind of 'idiotic' or erotic thing that gets said in dozens of places up and down the country of a weekend's boozing and clubbing, and although it is offensive; it doesn't usually spoil many people's night out.
When I read the title of the thread I thought it was a disgruntled airline pilot, angry at the strict rules and regulations in place when landing...
Having read it, I am slightly surprised and not to say mildly peturbed that there are people out there who find "I'm going to lick your sloppy wet minge" as an acceptable line when trying to impress someone you have not long met. A bit like going for lunch with the queen and shouting "Oy Lizzie, you miserable old bag! What's with the fucking Cucumber? I wanted a Kebab, you dozy tart!"
I can understand using such language in a situation where boundaries already exist, relationships formed and understood and sexual preferences catered for.
To do it when meeting someone is akin to pissing in their pint if you ask me.
I mean, we are at times guilty of misreading the situation, but it sounds very much to me as if the person in question got a little carried away with the moment and perhaps got the wrong end of the stick. Or they are just a muppet.
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