Plain old bone idle winks..... Sorry but ff's!!
The single males that start with
'I know you are not looking for a single male but...'
Then go on to list a load of reasons why we should consider them. Usually because they are clean, unshaven and have a cock the size of the Eiffel Tower oh and not forgetting their ability to lick for England.
FFS.....
I almost spat my drink out over the keyboard... this thread should come with a humour rating warning!
It's a whole new world this website and I'm learning more each day. One thing I found highly FFS rated was a message from a bloke saying he really want to watch me play with his wife and then to fuck my tits but the problem was my size turned her off (am a BBW), so was it ok for him to lie to her about my size and then just turn up as he's so sure she'd be fine on the day.....
That made me mad. I am not everyone's cup of tea, and don't expect to be but don't bloody contact me if your wife hates me then expect me to try and force her into something she doesn't want to do - it hurts. I was soooooo livid but can giggle at it now.
I only joined this site to prove to my hubby that no-one would ever want to play with me and am so glad I did join as it's given me a massive confidence boost and I feel so liberated after years of hiding away. It's fabulous.
The other classic I have come across a few times is: "I really like your tits, can we meet up? My wife doesn't want to meet you but I am really keen as long as we are discreet".
er... yeah mate... will just drop my knickers now and see you in 10 mins... NOT!!!
Having said all this.. I have had some really nice, polite emails from people from the chat rooms saying things like "please check out my profile and whilst I may not be what you are looking for now, if you change your mind, please give me a yell". I don't mind that as if they are people I get to talk to often, who knows what the future holds? J & I are so new to this that we are just finding our feet so we don't know which direction we'll end up in.
I wonder what these people would do if someone actually replied back with something along the lines of:
Oh darling, I have waited and waited for someone like you to come along as I have had this void in my life and now realise it's you I need to fill it. Please can you come round at 6pm and show me exactly what I have been missing out on for all these years? I'll even provide the nibbles.
There is only one thing. I really ought to tell you that I was once a man and that although it's years since the op, I do have a few scars down below. I am sure that this will not deter you as you are such a cool guy. In fact, can I freeze your sperm so that when it becomes scientifically posible, I can have your babies? We'd make such good breeding stock and I am soooooo excited that you want to meet me.
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