Hmm A lot of our Pics are 5 years old! Dont think it matters that much as they are all body shots in the public album and we aint changed a great deal in fact for both would say we look better now.
How honest can you be in in ref to pictures? I am a fairly average guy I would say 5,8 bit tubby, slightly above average dick. What should I do for my next picture? One idea is I could stand side on in front of a notice board with my belly not held in my cock out in front of a tape measure and some testimonials pinned on the board to show Ive had no complaints.
Age is another thing people lie about not just the age of their picture but their actual age. I must admit this is the one lie I considered telling on here as I look younger than I am most people say. If I lied I could put myself within 2-3 year of Mrs Tweeky instead of the 7 there are. I find we struggle a bit when we look around as our age variation often means one part of a couple is not interested in one of us.
I don't think you can win either way you look at it.
If you are now experimenting with the unconventional, you are denying your past. Whilst you were in the conventional world you must have been living a lie, because you now know what you are really like.
I'm going to measure my cock in terms of quantum mechanics from now on, therefore it is infinite length and can be in several places at the same time.
Obviously people who tell whopping porkers which are easy to detect within moments of meeting them, obviously feel the need to distort the truth for a reason. This reason is that they believe anyone who meets them will be as desperate for sex as they are, and overlook their obvious physical discrepancies just to have a quick shag.
I do get a bit confused in the "He said 8 inches and it was more like 6!" indignation. If you meet someone, have a brilliant night, wonderful foreplay, shags you senseless, have 30 orgasms it is rendered as wasted because he had an inch or two less on his todger than you ideally prefer?
How can you measure the success of a meet by the excess of his meat? I don't get that.
I think many men (and ladies with their boobles) probably exaggerate the truth as regards their dimensions. I think that is probably because there's a fair few profiles where it seems to be the be all and end all of any possibility of having a meat, sorry a meet.
So yep, people fib and people lie in many different ways. That's why if you take profiles at face value you may have problems. Unlike mine which is of course filled with 100% truth. If you want to fuck a 9 inch cock for certain, get a vibrator. It's probably cheaper and they won't drink all your milk and break an expensive ornament later.
I wonder if a profile states "9 inches" or "44FF", do people actually go with a tape measure to verify the fact? Or is that just me?
