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I really dunno dunno
KcKat got me to shave her "bits" last Sunday evening :grin:
Now she's itching like crazy ('cos it's the first time for her). :twisted:
I told her it would irritate until she got used to it by shaving regularly.
Now she blames me! :shock: :shock:
I ask you, is that fair?
Please don't turn this into a topic about shaving. That's already been done to death in the forum.
Women!! :undecided: Love 'em to bits but really........................ smackbottom :smackbottom:
innocent :whistling:
eagerslut mate , i get "done" all the time for doing as im told .2 weeks ago h`red told me not to put any of my clothes in my wardrobe because she was going to sort it out, throw away old stuff etc .Four days later i get the biggest bollocking ever for leaving my clothes all over the bedroom dunno :dunno:,,, ya cant win ,so dont try confused
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I really dunno dunno
KcKat got me to shave her "bits" last Sunday evening :grin:
Now she's itching like crazy ('cos it's the first time for her). :twisted:
I told her it would irritate until she got used to it by shaving regularly.
Now she blames me! :shock: :shock:
I ask you, is that fair?
Please don't turn this into a topic about shaving. That's already been done to death in the forum.
Women!! :undecided: Love 'em to bits but really........................ smackbottom :smackbottom:
innocent :whistling:


:eeek: Will you ever learn??? :dunno:

me thinks Eagerslut won't be coming on holiday after all tmrw!
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eagerslut mate , i get "done" all the time for doing as im told .2 weeks ago h`red told me not to put any of my clothes in my wardrobe because she was going to sort it out, throw away old stuff etc .Four days later i get the biggest bollocking ever for leaving my clothes all over the bedroom dunno :dunno:,,, ya cant win ,so dont try confused

Hmmmmmmmmm, yep!
It's a bit like when you give 'em a pressie and they say "Oh! You shouldn't have"
My trouble is I say "Ok then, I won't again"
Always gets me into trouble. Am I doing summat wrong? :dry:
:twisted: :twisted: lol :lol: :lol:
LOOK WHAT YOUVE MADE ME DO NOW ! ! is something i get told quite a bit too confused :? :?
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It's a bit like when you give 'em a pressie

:shock: :shock: Like that ever happens!!!! ;)
Hey, just for the record Mr ES.....tmrw is one of those days when "You really should have" :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KcKat

It's a bit like when you give 'em a pressie

:shock: :shock: Like that ever happens!!!! ;)
Hey, just for the record Mr ES.....tmrw is one of those days when "You really should have" :twisted: :twisted:
See what I mean? blink
Tomorrow's KcKat's birthday, I gave her a pressie the other day just to warm her up and now she's reminding me about tomorrow! :haha:
Now would I forget such an important calendar date as that? :shock: :shock:
As if! :twisted:
innocent :whistling: bolt
Quote by KcKat
Hey, just for the record Mr ES.....tmrw is one of those days when "You really should have" :twisted: :twisted:

ES
I think this is Kitty's subtle way of telling you not to come back empty handed tomorrow... otherwise she will be shaving your bits with a potato peeler :twisted:
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Hey, just for the record Mr ES.....tmrw is one of those days when "You really should have" :twisted: :twisted:

ES
I think this is Kitty's subtle way of telling you not to come back empty handed tomorrow... otherwise she will be shaving your bits with a potato peeler :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal:
She's been itching to tell us its her birthday tomorrow :twisted: :twisted:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Kitty biggrin
Quote by spideyuk
She's been itching to tell us its her birthday tomorrow :twisted: :twisted:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Kitty biggrin


kiss I've been naughty and opened all my cards cause I couldn't wait until tmrw :bounce: :bounce:
:eeek: smackbottom bad kitty!
Happy Birthday Hun passionkiss
smackbottom :smackbottom:
BTW, is there an emoticon for rubbing a sore pussy?? No? okay this will have to do... 69position
Quote by lilacgem
:eeek: smackbottom bad kitty!
Happy Birthday Hun passionkiss


redface surprisedops: :oops: .......and the presents got opened the day before :twisted: :twisted:
Spidey... :giggle:
Well I hope ES comes up with something good for (it's now past midnight) today then :twisted:
Hope you have a good un Hun biggrin
Wishing you a very happy birthday kcCat! May there be many many more!!!
Happy Birthday,
have a wonderful day
Happy Birthday KcKat, I hope ES does the right thing for his sake as much as anything lol
Just don't be too hard on him if he doesn't deliver the goods. After all, he's only a man :lol: :lol:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Happy Birthday KcKat, I hope ES does the right thing for his sake as much as anything lol
Just don't be too hard on him if he doesn't deliver the goods. After all, he's only a man :lol: :lol:


He's taking me on a 'Mini Break'.....(how Bridget Jones am I?? - he hee) so he's been redeemed :grin:
Just can't find me flippin passport anywhere so he may be advertising in LMU later for a companion rolleyes :roll:
Quote by KcKat
Happy Birthday KcKat, I hope ES does the right thing for his sake as much as anything lol
Just don't be too hard on him if he doesn't deliver the goods. After all, he's only a man :lol: :lol:


He's taking me on a 'Mini Break'.....(how Bridget Jones am I?? - he hee) so he's been redeemed :grin:
Just can't find me flippin passport anywhere so he may be advertising in LMU later for a companion rolleyes :roll:

Nice one babes, hope you really have great time :lol:
Now turn your comp off and get looking for that passport before ES does find a companion :lol: :lol:
(ps, i've got my passport handy if i need it wink )
try shaving after a hot bath next time
happy birthday
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He's taking me on a 'Mini Break'

Are you sure it's not a 'Welcome Break'? You won't need a passport if you're parked up at Membury services for the weekend!! :twisted:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Have a great time :twisted:
Happy birthday Kitty Hon smile :) :)
Hope you have a blast :) :)
lots of 69position hump blast passionkiss
C x
:bounce: Happy Birthday KittyCat! :bounce:
i take it eager has found his keys by now? best let him out for your birthday pressie! ;)
have a good one.
neil x x x ;)
Thanks you everyone smile kiss
I'm sooooooo excited, I'm driving him mad.
Got me passport, have let him out of his chastity harness Spain here we come!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Kitty xxxx
Happy Birthday :cheers:
Have a good one kiss
Jas
XXX
Hope you guys have a great time.
Oh and Happy Birthday Kc. kiss
Happy Birthday Kitty
Have an Awesome day you deserve it kiss
Happy birthday
Hope it's a good one :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: