Just got the first two books from and friend and the pages aren't sticky, so I am not expecting much lol
Not read any of the thread so far as I dont want any spoilers, but will update you when I have read them :P
Pam xx
of BOREDOM!!
If you want the original try "The story of O", 50 shades is just an updated version of the classic
As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight." "It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time." "Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you" "As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same." "My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had fucked his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my arse. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections.
Have just got up to chapter 9... if she utters " holy crap" one more time im going to burn the bloody thing....
.... As I stood on my second favourite street corner, I thought back to a hour ago with Dwayne, the warmth inside that I only get from mind blowing sex. After the whipping we, well Dwayne had moved onto smacking, my lips were still sore from his coitus, and my bum crack could still feel the rubbing of his tender cock where he had eventually tried to take my arse. I knew he was content by then, and the smack would keep him so until tomorrow.
The light from the pub flickered into the shadows where I was standing as the door opened, a man walked out and into my shadows. Had he seen me, was he going to be tonight's first. Dwayne had been insistent, before slumping into his sleep, COD III wasn't going to pay for itself.
1. He is not a Dom - is a 4 year old abused child in a man's body with the money to take control and try to smother the demons that scare the little lad to death.
2. She has no spine - she gets annoyed at his manipulating her with sex then just does the sex - wimp. She should have lamped him at least twice in the first book.
3. It isn't about BDSM - I'm no expert but just tying someone up and shagging them is just tying them up and shagging them - surely?
4. "Woah" is not an expression a grown woman should repeatedly use even in her own head.
5. She seems incapable of recognising that the 'gifts' are simply expressions of his control over her - the phone and computer were leashes to keep her contactable and the clothes/cars are the classic 'offer she can't refuse'. Of course she can't - she's a greedy tart.
6. If she had any self-respect at all she would have insisted on keeping her name at work, working for a company he did NOT own and the moment she found out his family knew more about the 'situation' in book 3 than she did she should have walked.
But that's just me. (I'm reading it to the end - but I am disappointed it isn't a better window into the BDSM world.)
lol!!! wet floor!!
for me.... am i posting on the thread?...
for me..i have heard alot about the books from friends...sounds really kinky... if i wa one of my friends!!! but i know my friends so i have decided not to read the books as i think they will disapoint me!!... i thinki these books are for he more inhibated...never gonna get it, anal(in the uptight sense of the word!)....
am i wrong?
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The lady I am seeing this week has read it and I am now. It is fun making references to it, I don't think anyone has cracked the code yet.
As for is it good, Mary Whitehouse would want it banded, I leave it up to you.
