Quote by naughtynymphos1
/me throws caution to the wind, comes back in, grabs NN dildo and goes looking for postie :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
oi gerrof me dildo
No, you wait your turn :P
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Sex God
Quote by berksbex
grabs fallen angels ancle and scrambles up her body using her head as as push off to get to postie and his 10" first
Postie's 10" ??????? Fight!!! Take it either way
We went metric ages ago, i think you'll find that's 10cm dear :P
Thanks - that explains it!!
:lol: Quote by berksbex
Bex jumps on froggystyle and throttles him :boxing:
Oh oh and can there be mud involved? :twisted:
Froggy hops around and bites berks bum :taz:
If you spank it too, I would be more than impressed :twisted:
Here goes.........
:twisted: love it!
:smoke:
Froggy runs after bex
come back here!!!!!!!!!!!.............
Quote by Amber
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
Oooh ! Such a tempting offer.... I'm going all giddy thinking of it. May just do that, when you are free
Orgasminator
Quote by Amber
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
Quote by sleazy
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
its ok we can cope
Quote by sleazy
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
Postie stands aside... after you matey.... in fact... fancy a spit roast?
Orgasminator
Quote by naughtynymphos1
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
its ok we can cope
will remember that next time your duracells run out
Quote by sleazy
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
its ok we can cope
will remember that next time your duracells run out
luv ya really :inlove:
Orgasminator
I'm wary of joining in with this thread, having seen how easily Postie got himself ganged up on.
I do have to ask though, have any of you lot ever played Lunch Money - it's a card game based around playground fighting very similar to what seems to be going on here.
I do have to ask though, have any of you lot ever played Lunch Money - it's a card game based around playground fighting very similar to what seems to be going on here.
Quote by postie
Marty promises to pixelate anyone who wants to remain anonymous
What the bloody ell does that mean??
I'll come over and show you some pixelation if you want??? It'll only take a few hours....
Thinks Princesses must be very innocent as she doesn't know what the bloody ell it means either
Asks postie if he can drag himself away from the queue long enough to show her what it means as well
Quote by Deviated Prevert
I'm wary of joining in with this thread, having seen how easily Postie got himself ganged up on.
I do have to ask though, have any of you lot ever played Lunch Money - it's a card game based around playground fighting very similar to what seems to be going on here.
Now you've just upset the froggy!
Quote by sleazy
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
Welcome anytime Sleazy......but remember you have to live up to Postie's HUGEly desireable.....erm.......personality! (or is that his willy!??!?)
Quote by froggystyle
I'm wary of joining in with this thread, having seen how easily Postie got himself ganged up on.
I do have to ask though, have any of you lot ever played Lunch Money - it's a card game based around playground fighting very similar to what seems to be going on here.
Now you've just upset the froggy!
:shock:
Orgasminator
Quote by Amber
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
Welcome anytime Sleazy......but remember you have to live up to Postie's HUGEly desireable.....erm.......personality! (or is that his willy!??!?)
Sorry hun but not gunna happen then
5" is all i have to offer.......
Some like it that wide others don't but i ain't changing it for no one :P
Quote by sleazy
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
Welcome anytime Sleazy......but remember you have to live up to Postie's HUGEly desireable.....erm.......personality! (or is that his willy!??!?)
Sorry hun but not gunna happen then
5" is all i have to offer.......
Some like it that wide others don't but i ain't changing it for no one :P
Lucky NN!!
Quote by Amber
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
Welcome anytime Sleazy......but remember you have to live up to Postie's HUGEly desireable.....erm.......personality! (or is that his willy!??!?)
Sorry hun but not gunna happen then
5" is all i have to offer.......
Some like it that wide others don't but i ain't changing it for no one :P
Lucky NN!!
yeah lucky me....who is this sleazy whos hacked my hubbys account?
Sexlightened
Pulls amber aside and gives her arse a good slap....................
was well deserved from earlier posts!
was well deserved from earlier posts!
Sex God
Cease this mindless violence immediately!
Or I will have to punish. :twisted: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Or I will have to punish. :twisted:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by steff35
Pulls amber aside and gives her arse a good slap....................
was well deserved from earlier posts!
now finished with Postie and too afraid to take Sleazy on..........Amber moves over to Steff for her spank...........(of course I am not enjoying it at all!!!) :grin:
Sexlightened
Looks round for his cat o 9 tails to administer necessary punishment to amber ;)
Sex God
Quote by Amber
Looks at Ice Pie's whip and feels all quivery
NOW she tells me... three weeks after I was in Newcastle. :cry:
