First Blow Job

7 Dec 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
i am confused... not for the 1st time!!!
are you bi, but not done the oral thing...... or are you straight and just sucking to get to the woman???

To me, from his first post, it reads as bi-curious wanting to convert to bi. There has to be a first time for everything. wink

7 Dec 2005

Whatever, go enjoy and do what you are happy with
:P

7 Dec 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl
Hi mal
all joining up
although thanks for the concern - but i'd have seen through that old line!!!!!

You would be surprised how many don't - allegedly!!

Is this the voice of experience speaking Mal? That allegedly seems like a "protesteth too much." biggrin

:D :D
No, it's comes from trawling through thousands of bloody ads!! Then getting the complaints through of 'timewaster - said I could play with his wife only after he gets a bj, but then never heard from them again.....'
Mal
wink

7 Dec 2005

Quote by dundeefella
i know
but i also know all the names i've called people who have given me terrible blow jobs ( and u thought i was a nice person!!!!)
Would hate to think someone thought i was rubbish
ps - having never done it - dont know if i'd like it or not ( what do u do - i'll go with that!)

What did you think made a terrible blow job? because if you can avaoid doing that, you maybe half way there.....also I want to know, I need the tips too :twisted: lol

As for people thinking you are rubbish, no one does anything great first time they try. You don't hop into a car at 17 and driveas well as a formula one driver now do you? You have to practice smile

7 Dec 2005

Too late now for Dundeefella (don't you just wish him luck, eh?) but here're some tips (if you need any!):-
Suck as if you're trying to unroll a condom off his cock, while holding the base
Keep teeth away
Grip with lips
Vary the suction
Use your tongue vigorously, and the roof of your mouth, while sucking
Every now and then concentrate on his 'helmet', the underneath part (frenum) and the top part
Now go and tell me how you get on biggrin

7 Dec 2005

Quote by berksbex
You don't hop into a car at 17 and driveas well as a formula one driver now do you?

You might not, but all men do. lol

:lol: :lol:
or so we think

7 Dec 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl
You don't hop into a car at 17 and driveas well as a formula one driver now do you?

You might not, but all men do. lol

:lol: :lol:
or so we think
LOL they THINK they can drive as well as a fomula one driver :lol: :lol:
First BJ I ever gave I just licked the tip like a lolly......no touching or anything, he got bored and shagged me :lol: now there's a tip wink

8 Dec 2005

Quote by berksbex
LOL they THINK they can drive as well as a fomula one driver :lol:

Just what I was thinking, and some never stop thinking it smile

8 Dec 2005

Quote by berksbex
You don't hop into a car at 17 and driveas well as a formula one driver now do you?

You might not, but all men do. lol

:lol: :lol:
or so we think
LOL they THINK they can drive as well as a fomula one driver :lol: :lol:
First BJ I ever gave I just licked the tip like a lolly......no touching or anything, he got bored and shagged me :lol: now there's a tip wink

No, we CAN all drive like formula one drivers Bexie. What kind of lolly was it? :lol: :lol:

8 Dec 2005

Quote by dundeefella
Hi there - i am about to give my first blow job tonight ( as part of my application process to join in threesomes as a bi male)
Any tips?????

Don't think about it too much - just suck it and see!

8 Dec 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
dundeefella you sound like you're putting way too much pressure on yourself.
Every person is different whether it be a man or a woman so try not too worry. Explain this is your first time and ask for guidance. Believe me, the man won't mind, after all, he is the one getting most of the pleasure here.
Relax!
Enjoy it!
If all else fails, do what feels good for you and vary your actions :rascal:

What she said :thumbup:
You always sum up so nicely Dawn wink

PS: I'm sure there's guys all over this place right now thinking FFS will that Bloke2005 put a sock in it :wink: confused

Bloke2005 put a sock in it
would that be oral socks then?

8 Dec 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
You don't hop into a car at 17 and driveas well as a formula one driver now do you?

You might not, but all men do. lol

:lol: :lol:
or so we think
LOL they THINK they can drive as well as a fomula one driver :lol: :lol:
First BJ I ever gave I just licked the tip like a lolly......no touching or anything, he got bored and shagged me :lol: now there's a tip wink

No, we CAN all drive like formula one drivers Bexie. What kind of lolly was it? :lol: :lol:
hey Baggy, how's your wrist action? :P
erm well it wasn't a large lolly but the flavour wasn't bad......I think I was a very crap shag though :lol: