Flirt...

30 Sep 2003

Anyone care to flirt?

30 Sep 2003

I'm off to make a cuppa now Heather, but Kat can't wait to take you up on your offer :twisted:
Have fun wink

Kit
xxx

30 Sep 2003

Hello darling, heaven must be missing an angel tonight so why don't you get your wings, you've pulled, this face will be outside in 5 minutes; be on it if you fancy having your belly button touched from the inside.
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: buuuuurp
How am I doing?? wink

Kat

30 Sep 2003

Ooh, I do love a guy with a silver tongue. :happy:
I can see it now...
You. Me. the moonlight... And the other 2000 odd SH members watching from the safety of the bushes. :twisted:
So... come here often?

30 Sep 2003

P.S. guys... thanks for the PMs.. but it was meant to be more of an onlist thing to brighten the place up.
So come one fellas... show us your knickers! :twisted:
P.P.S. I'm just about to have a bath.... Anyone fancy scrubbing my back? I'd do it myself... but it'll illegal - says the postman.
dunno

Hxx

30 Sep 2003

Ooh, I do love a guy with a silver tongue

and I can wash my eybrows with it.

SH members watching from the safety of the bushes

Not everyone crammed into Shirleys Bush again?? (old joke from a posting ooo - yonks ago)

So... come here often

Oh yes, I come every time I'm here. wink

30 Sep 2003

If the Postman says it's illegal - what's he doing in the bathroom confused

:
secondly, when did the Royal Mail start giving legal advice?
Am I missing the point?
Mal
wink

30 Sep 2003

P.S. guys... thanks for the PMs.. but it was meant to be more of an onlist thing to brighten the place up.

See Heather, I understand your needs better than anyone. We were destined for each other, two express trains on the single track of life, racing toward each other, sparks flying from our funnels, until the dramatic, inevitable coming together, in a blaze of glory that eclipses the stars in the sky! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

30 Sep 2003

Just going to check on Heather in the bath.
Heather sweetie, thats not where the loofah goes, would like me to give you a hand, or would just a finger or two do??? flipa

lhk
Kat

30 Sep 2003

And who's that guy in the corner in uniform :dry: He seems to have a pretty full sack ! wink

30 Sep 2003

Quote by mal609
And who's that guy in the corner in uniform :dry: He seems to have a pretty full sack !

Hey that guy does pretty well Mal, he makes two deliveries a day. biggrin

Heather, I'll scrub your back for you..can I bring my battery powered loofah? lol

:lol: :lol:
Peter
x

30 Sep 2003

Sod the silver tongue, a tireless one is better!!!!
Smooth2

30 Sep 2003

Um, did anyone notice that Heather enticed us all in with promises of honeyed love. :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Then f***ed off? :confused: dunno

BAD girl Heather. where is the smack bottom emoticon??
Come on, out of the bath, you are going to be all shrivelled and wrinkled like a prune. Where is the prune emoticon??
You have five minutes and then I am going to be in there pulling the plug!!
lhk
Kat

30 Sep 2003

Why... I do believe I have my own little harem. biggrin

I never knew you all cared. :rose:
What's all this talk of full sacks? I've never known one to stay full for that long... :twisted:
I'm sorry i was away to miss all the lovely fun... but I've been having a bit of fun meself - all in the cause of human furtherment of course. I'd take a good long look at your postie tomorrow... he may well be limping. wink

Love you all!
Hxx

30 Sep 2003

I do believe I have my own little harem.

all willing and eager to do your bidding mistress. worship

30 Sep 2003

I just knew it... you do have a silver tongue, Kat!
I shall away to my little cot and dream of you, my sweet. :twisted:
And Christmas is nearly upon us - well Woolies seem to think so. I wonder what's in Santa's sack this year... all I got last year was a large pile of face cream. Wonder what happened to the little pot with the shiney lid?
Hxx

1 Oct 2003

mornin' all ;-) flirting is it? ....I've been known to do a little of that before..
Fun last night Heather .....do tell ???? .....

1 Oct 2003

Morning all...
Morning, Beckers, snookums. kiss

Fun last night Heather .....do tell ???? ....

Me? Why, I don't know what you're talking about, honey. Tucked up by 8pm with a mug of hot chocolate. Clean living, that's me. Haven't sucked a cock since.... dunno.
Why...? What have you heard..?
Hxx

1 Oct 2003

Heard.....me.....???? I couldn't possibly comment...... redface

1 Oct 2003

I couldn't possibly comment......

And quite right too! Beckers, no talking to Heather, Do you have any idea what she did last night?!?!? :confused:
Enticed a bevy of men into her room, :inlove: whipped them up into a frenzy, :taz: :silly: blink

then left them hanging, :censored: While she and I quote:

but I've been having a bit of fun meself

*kat wanders off muttering about wanton women and their floozies*

1 Oct 2003

:P
Mind you Kat, I'll bet she had some 'sweet dreams'
:twisted:

1 Oct 2003

May I refer the honourable gentleman (Kat) to the answer I gave earlier....
"I couldn't POSSIBLY comment" :twisted: lol

8)

1 Oct 2003

I feel a 'appening 'appening!!! what have I missed? where? when? who? how often? marks out of 10? best bit? worst bit? middle bit? repeat show?
Grief, so many questions so few men!
dunno

x xx

1 Oct 2003

Beckers - what is it you can't comment on? Is this some secret meeting that you're not telling us lot about???? Come on, you know how nosey we are - we sinply MUST know the juicy details? 8) 8) 8) My guess is that it must be someone we know - am I right???

1 Oct 2003

ooo, wait a minute
:notes:
OK, I'm ready when you are.
Kit
xxx

1 Oct 2003

Only a peck on the cheek? I would have thought you would have got a cup of tea as well, Becks....

1 Oct 2003

,

I would have thought you would have got a cup of tea as well

And a nice muffin
Kit
xxx

1 Oct 2003

Ahem...... redface

1 Oct 2003

Ahem? are you sure Mark? I thought he said "A HIM"
Beckers, were you clearing your throat or giving us a clue??
wink

Kit
xxx

1 Oct 2003

A Him ????????
errr no, Anyway, I seem to be attracting far too much attention (pretends he doesn't like it)
Oooh look, over there......
Anyway, PM,s will be answered promptly, politely and appropriately :-)
I'm far too discreetfor anything else ;-)