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Sex God
cum on you have time to eat??????? whilst swinging
Sexlightened
Quote by Sarah
cum on you have time to eat??????? whilst swinging
does chocolate sauce count as food ????
Sex God
Quote by horneyoldtart
cum on you have time to eat??????? whilst swinging
does chocolate sauce count as food ????
Is there some thing you want to tell us all? :P Choccy sauce, well really who would use use a thing?
Perhaps the best thing to do is cater as though you were having a non-swinging type of party and lay out a few different kinds of sarnies - you know, egg, cheese and onion, various meats, some salad etc, cakes, vol-au-vents, those dipper things, a few crisps and various other goodies along those lines. Don't worry about drinks, ask people to bring their own and that problem is solved.
The time for swinging will soon follow afterwards
The time for swinging will soon follow afterwards
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Perhaps the best thing to do is cater as though you were having a non-swinging type of party and lay out a few different kinds of sarnies - you know, egg, cheese and onion, various meats, some salad etc, cakes, vol-au-vents, those dipper things, a few crisps and various other goodies along those lines. Don't worry about drinks, ask people to bring their own and that problem is solved.
Nice but I wouldn't do the onion thingy ;) and please whatever you do... no garlic! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by mercman
cum on you have time to eat??????? whilst swinging
well unless you jump bones as soon as they enter lol .yes.......constructive replies only please.....your pics are ace bye the way
just like Nomad said .....your regular type nibbles and drinks, so there ya go constructive only, which kinda draws a line under this thread doesn't it!
.........why do I get miffed at little things..........
Mod
Chocolate sauce
Squirty cream
Profiteroles
Chocolate ring doughnuts
Maltesers
Matchmakers
......... and you wonder how I stay so slim!!!
Mal
Squirty cream
Profiteroles
Chocolate ring doughnuts
Maltesers
Matchmakers
......... and you wonder how I stay so slim!!!
Mal
Mod
Quote by PoloLady
Chocolate sauce
Squirty cream
Profiteroles
Chocolate ring doughnuts
Maltesers ?????
Matchmakers ?????
......... and you wonder how I stay so slim!!!
Mal
:lol:
Ha! You've never lived!!! :lol: :lol:
Mal
:wink:
Mc D's thick shake - vanilla or chocolate (and you get a straw, added bonus)
Tiramasu (for posh-sex-nosh - yummy)
Whipped cream and sprinkles (be creative)
Glazed cherries (to top off your creation - also for playing hunt the cherry)
A Soda-Stream (oh they can be soooo much fun)
King sized Mars bars (no room for grip on regular ones)
The Choc-Cock (available at all sleazy seaside resorts)
Finger of Fudge (goes without saying really)
And for those of you watching the calories....
Carrots!
Tiramasu (for posh-sex-nosh - yummy)
Whipped cream and sprinkles (be creative)
Glazed cherries (to top off your creation - also for playing hunt the cherry)
A Soda-Stream (oh they can be soooo much fun)
King sized Mars bars (no room for grip on regular ones)
The Choc-Cock (available at all sleazy seaside resorts)
Finger of Fudge (goes without saying really)
And for those of you watching the calories....
Carrots!
Sex God
Where's the melon, strawberries, and raspberries??
Today's menu chez Phil
Starters:
Snog of the day
or
Duet of melons with a warm oil dressing and a pair of supple hands
Main courses:
Undressed rump of lass spanked lightly with a large salami
or
Stocking-wrapped leg stroked slowly on a bed of silk
Desserts:
Sweet cookie in a spun sugar nest licked slowly with a crescendo of cream
or
Hot stuffed peach
And In the lounge afterwards:
Coffee and (a) minx
Starters:
Snog of the day
or
Duet of melons with a warm oil dressing and a pair of supple hands
Main courses:
Undressed rump of lass spanked lightly with a large salami
or
Stocking-wrapped leg stroked slowly on a bed of silk
Desserts:
Sweet cookie in a spun sugar nest licked slowly with a crescendo of cream
or
Hot stuffed peach
And In the lounge afterwards:
Coffee and (a) minx
Waiter!! I'd like to order .....
Duet of melons with a warm oil dressing and a pair of supple hands
then
Undressed rump of lass spanked lightly with a large salami
and finish it off with...
Sweet cookie in a spun sugar nest licked slowly with a crescendo of cream
mind you... the Hot stuffed peach sounds nice. Ooh Decisions!
:lickface:
Duet of melons with a warm oil dressing and a pair of supple hands
then
Undressed rump of lass spanked lightly with a large salami
and finish it off with...
Sweet cookie in a spun sugar nest licked slowly with a crescendo of cream
mind you... the Hot stuffed peach sounds nice. Ooh Decisions!
:lickface:
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
Today's menu chez Phil
Starters:
Snog of the day
or
Duet of melons with a warm oil dressing and a pair of supple hands
Main courses:
Undressed rump of lass spanked lightly with a large salami
or
Stocking-wrapped leg stroked slowly on a bed of silk
Desserts:
Sweet cookie in a spun sugar nest licked slowly with a crescendo of cream
or
Hot stuffed peach
And In the lounge afterwards:
Coffee and (a) minx
table for two phil please.
sierra x x :twisted:
Quote by sierra
Today's menu chez Phil
Starters:
Snog of the day
or
Duet of melons with a warm oil dressing and a pair of supple hands
Main courses:
Undressed rump of lass spanked lightly with a large salami
or
Stocking-wrapped leg stroked slowly on a bed of silk
Desserts:
Sweet cookie in a spun sugar nest licked slowly with a crescendo of cream
or
Hot stuffed peach
And In the lounge afterwards:
Coffee and (a) minx
table for two phil please.
sierra x x :twisted:
Do you know if they do take out :P
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Perhaps the best thing to do is cater as though you were having a non-swinging type of party and lay out a few different kinds of sarnies - you know, egg, cheese and onion, various meats, some salad etc, cakes, vol-au-vents, those dipper things, a few crisps and various other goodies along those lines. Don't worry about drinks, ask people to bring their own and that problem is solved.
The time for swinging will soon follow afterwards
bloody hell u planning on feeding them for the week?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Perhaps the best thing to do is cater as though you were having a non-swinging type of party and lay out a few different kinds of sarnies - you know, egg, cheese and onion, various meats, some salad etc, cakes, vol-au-vents, those dipper things, a few crisps and various other goodies along those lines. Don't worry about drinks, ask people to bring their own and that problem is solved.
The time for swinging will soon follow afterwards
bloody hell u planning on feeding them for the week?
You gotta keep their strength up ........... :lol: :lol:
Looks like we missed the party though :cry: ............must have been last night
any chance of a doggy-bag for a dogging-session ????? :twisted:
