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CAN WE ALSO HAVE THE CONSTANT CAP INDIVIDUAL????

I usually call them AOL users :twisted:
cutting edge stuff
well i seem to be well and truely castigated oh well
I noticed you didn't post anything about the therapist on this thread Venus! ???
Therapist can be a highly annoying and therefore very effective Warrior. Instead of making a frontal attack, Therapist attempts to shift the focus of the conflict to the combatants' psychological motivations and problems. He will freely speculate about other Warriors' insecurities, personalities and relationships, but he will almost never directly engage the subject of the dispute. CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

lol Shifting focus of conflict ..... Psychological motivations???
Which one do people think I am? Steady now :shock: ! Be nice to me while you're ripping me to shreads and feeding me to the lions! confused :lol:
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I noticed you didn't post anything about the therapist on this thread Venus! ???
Therapist can be a highly annoying and therefore very effective Warrior. Instead of making a frontal attack, Therapist attempts to shift the focus of the conflict to the combatants' psychological motivations and problems. He will freely speculate about other Warriors' insecurities, personalities and relationships, but he will almost never directly engage the subject of the dispute. CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

lol Shifting focus of conflict ..... Psychological motivations???
Which one do people think I am? Steady now :shock: ! Be nice to me while you're ripping me to shreads and feeding me to the lions! confused :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Now let me think about this one for a while smile . Nope - can't get it dunno wink
Ahh Little Gem - you must be circling the planets at the moment :)
Quote by little gem
I noticed you didn't post anything about the therapist on this thread Venus! ???
Therapist can be a highly annoying and therefore very effective Warrior. Instead of making a frontal attack, Therapist attempts to shift the focus of the conflict to the combatants' psychological motivations and problems. He will freely speculate about other Warriors' insecurities, personalities and relationships, but he will almost never directly engage the subject of the dispute. CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

lol Shifting focus of conflict ..... Psychological motivations???
Which one do people think I am? Steady now :shock: ! Be nice to me while you're ripping me to shreads and feeding me to the lions! confused :lol:
Lol, I answered on the other thread. Upon reading it again, it is VERY close, except I won`t freely speculate about individuals within a dispute, thats just invasive and rude. I often believe that the focus of conflict is centered around the underlying psychological motivations, which often fascinates me more than the subject itself. The slanted approach is me trying to word my argument around what I believe to be the sensibilties of the thread participants, rather than spark a conflict by using a head on approach. It serves me well :mrgreen:
I think I have one for you Gem, possibly the same one I used for Neil.....I`ll have to check to see how offensive it is before I post it though! :giggle:
Venusxxx
I think you can take it Gem wink

As a forum participant Jekyll and Hyde always plays by the rules and is consistently cordial and helpful – a model netizen, until one day he comes completely uncorked and lashes out without warning. His unanticipated thunderbolts can temporarily rout even the sturdiest Warriors, and it often takes some time for his stunned opponents to mount a counter attack. Jekyll and Hyde’s sudden behavioral change may result from a psychotic episode, PMS, a downturn in the market, a surprise visit by the in-laws – or a session of hard drinking...

:giggle:
Venusxxx
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :undecided:
The clown? dunno
Yep, methinks blink :blink:
Ice :mrgreen:


Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.
(yes, I do know it`s not quite
spot on, we can lose the arrogance, but it`s close wink)
Big G

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

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Venusxxx
hate to admit it - but if anyone thinks I am Profundus Maximus, then I'll have to say Quod Erat Demunstratinum biggrin
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I suggested the Assassin, the guy who always kills threads, or starts threads which get ignored.

Done that !
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I suggested the Hijacker, which speaks for itself,

and that !
Quote by VenusnMars
and I suggested TXTSPK, who, is a character the owner is already taking on board

And a little of that !
I am now in danger of becoming a serial poster. Oh god please help me smile
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I think you can take it Gem wink

As a forum participant Jekyll and Hyde always plays by the rules and is consistently cordial and helpful – a model netizen, until one day he comes completely uncorked and lashes out without warning. His unanticipated thunderbolts can temporarily rout even the sturdiest Warriors, and it often takes some time for his stunned opponents to mount a counter attack. Jekyll and Hyde’s sudden behavioral change may result from a psychotic episode, PMS, a downturn in the market, a surprise visit by the in-laws – or a session of hard drinking...

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Venusxxx
Actually, I think that is very like me and was the one leaned most towards! redface
I don't know whats sadder though, that I am that character or that it is the same one as Neil's dunno
I shall have to practice my "FFS mad " and " <tut> rolleyes " biggrin What do you think? Does it suit me? ;)
Debs wonders now if there is one for her rolleyes :roll:
I think there is Debs, but you`d have to have a very thick skin if I were to post it, as it would be a parody of both the thread you posted when you were pissed, and your dyslexia
I`d post it in the nicest possible spirit (you know the one, the heartless pisstake!) kiss
There might be another one though, I`ll take a look :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
I don't know whats sadder though, that I am that character or that it is the same one as Neil's dunno
;)

Most definately that last one Gem. sad
/shakes head in pity
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I think there is Debs, but you`d have to have a very thick skin if I were to post it, as it would be a parody of both the thread you posted when you were pissed, and your dyslexia
I`d post it in the nicest possible spirit (you know the one, the heartless pisstake!) kiss
There might be another one though, I`ll take a look :twisted:
Venusxxx

:eeek: :eeek: :kiss: Debs runs around in panic in hope to find something to make her skin thicker!
Debsxxx wink
Debs :mrgreen:

Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors.

We all know where you are coming from really hun kiss
:crazy: poke
Venusxxx wink
venus you bugger! smackbottom that is soooo not me! :shock:
ok ok dammit yes it is, but . . . uummmm . . . oh bollox! redface
rotflmao
n x x x ;)
rotflmao Neil that is so you!!!
Fecking pic screwed with my eyes though ... ok I'm tired and just went on a mad hunt for a pair of glasses before realising the pic is double focused :shock: mad
C x
!! I seem to be all of them sad but not in a good way LOL
Venus.............. rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i think that is brillent!
Debs thinks now its time to quit the fags and wine................and become normal :eeek:
Debsxxx wink
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Debs wonders now if there is one for her rolleyes :roll:

It could be that you defy description, Debbs. :shock: lol