Quote by Freckledbird
I'm with the Marmite haters.
Ooops guys - east of Sheffield ain't such a good idea - local opposition!
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Ooops guys - east of Sheffield ain't such a good idea - local opposition!
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Freedom From Marmite- Democracy In Action!
Freedom from Marmite fighters- choose your name!
Ooops guys - east of Sheffield ain't such a good idea - local opposition!
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
I'm with the Marmite haters.
Ooops guys - east of Sheffield ain't such a good idea - local opposition!
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I'm OK as long as I don't have to eat the bloody stuff!
Smear it on me and lick it off? :rascal: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
But i like marmitemaybe its you wierd people who dont like it who need help!!!
Your socially mal-adjusted :shock:
Bloody stuff should be banished ...
Devils toast topping it is I tell ya....
Tis the devils work ....
Glad you could join us Mallock 
Varca, a valiant attempt to discredit us. However, you made a fundamental error which will allow everyone to see through your tissue of lies. Wannabe Big Brother contestants are beyond any help.
Tune, I have reason to believe that you are attempting to act as a double agent. Therefore, I invite you to take "The Test."
On a table next to the bed, there will be a slice of toast smeared in "The Extract."
I will be laying on the bed, with my assistant FB slowly drizzling your favourite tipple upon my near naked body. At the point where she begins to drizzle upon the couple of inches of naked flesh, upon the warm flesh of my inner thigh, between my stocking tops and my lacy panties, you will be released.
If you head towards "The Extract," we can offer you counselling.
Head towards the thighs, and we guarantee you heaven.
Good luck, dear boy :angel:
Varca, a valiant attempt to discredit us. However, you made a fundamental error which will allow everyone to see through your tissue of lies. Wannabe Big Brother contestants are beyond any help.
Tune, I have reason to believe that you are attempting to act as a double agent. Therefore, I invite you to take "The Test."
On a table next to the bed, there will be a slice of toast smeared in "The Extract."
I will be laying on the bed, with my assistant FB slowly drizzling your favourite tipple upon my near naked body. At the point where she begins to drizzle upon the couple of inches of naked flesh, upon the warm flesh of my inner thigh, between my stocking tops and my lacy panties, you will be released.
If you head towards "The Extract," we can offer you counselling.
Head towards the thighs, and we guarantee you heaven.
Good luck, dear boy :angel:
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Tune, I have reason to believe that you are attempting to act as a double agent. Therefore, I invite you to take "The Test."
On a table next to the bed, there will be a slice of toast smeared in "The Extract."
I will be laying on the bed, with my assistant FB slowly drizzling your favourite tipple upon my near naked body. At the point where she begins to drizzle upon the couple of inches of naked flesh, upon the warm flesh of my inner thigh, between my stocking tops and my lacy panties, you will be released.
If you head towards "The Extract," we can offer you counselling.
Head towards the thighs, and we guarantee you heaven.
Good luck, dear boy :angel:
:thumbup:
Oooooooooo that's going to be difficult for him! Can I be naked too though? :twisted: Quote by Freckledbird
Tune, I have reason to believe that you are attempting to act as a double agent. Therefore, I invite you to take "The Test."
On a table next to the bed, there will be a slice of toast smeared in "The Extract."
I will be laying on the bed, with my assistant FB slowly drizzling your favourite tipple upon my near naked body. At the point where she begins to drizzle upon the couple of inches of naked flesh, upon the warm flesh of my inner thigh, between my stocking tops and my lacy panties, you will be released.
If you head towards "The Extract," we can offer you counselling.
Head towards the thighs, and we guarantee you heaven.
Good luck, dear boy :angel:
:thumbup:
Oooooooooo that's going to be difficult for him! Can I be naked too though? :twisted:Of course, in fact in order to administer the test fairly, all participants should be naked, or near naked. This will help us gauge the "strength" of Tune's reaction.
Brothers and Sisters,
I am off on a mission to share ideas and experience with our counterparts across the puddle. Rumor has it that the evil substance has its roots in France- and the French resistance has been fighting the blight for many years.
I anticipate my return on the 28th. Should I fail to come back to the fold, do not send any other agents in after me, but be aware that I will have fought until the bitter, thrush-like end.
Keep fighting the good fight in my absence. Do it for the little ones.
VIVE LE RESISTANCE!
I am off on a mission to share ideas and experience with our counterparts across the puddle. Rumor has it that the evil substance has its roots in France- and the French resistance has been fighting the blight for many years.
I anticipate my return on the 28th. Should I fail to come back to the fold, do not send any other agents in after me, but be aware that I will have fought until the bitter, thrush-like end.
Keep fighting the good fight in my absence. Do it for the little ones.
VIVE LE RESISTANCE!
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Not one for normally sitting on the fence but I have a little problem here.
I neither love it or hate it
I can take it or leave it
So I guess I better post in both threads eh
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:More to us northerners than even you could have imagined
:giggle:
I am posting this in here as well as infiltrating it into the SMITE thread 
Quote by Bonedigger
Having done extensive research in the annals (or is that anal....cos thst where this evil extract comes from) I have found that SMITE bandido Lost has used cosy French country imagery to counjure up hearty french rustic cuisine in his dastardly attempts to lure more victims down the paths of darkness into the bowels of Hell.
I have found the real origins of the word Marmite, and you will see that it bears no resemblance to the 'Year In Provence-style' hokum that Lost is attempting to disseminate.
Most
Abominable
Rancid
Malodorous
Icky
Tasting stuff
Ever
Arch-fiend Lost....see the Light....come over to the forces of goodness and harmony.......free yopurself from the tyranny of the 'dark stuff' (and if you do you will receive a very VERY nice initiation indeed :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
I luuuurve marmite :inlove: 
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Tune, I have reason to believe that you are attempting to act as a double agent. Therefore, I invite you to take "The Test."
On a table next to the bed, there will be a slice of toast smeared in "The Extract."
I will be laying on the bed, with my assistant FB slowly drizzling your favourite tipple upon my near naked body. At the point where she begins to drizzle upon the couple of inches of naked flesh, upon the warm flesh of my inner thigh, between my stocking tops and my lacy panties, you will be released.
If you head towards "The Extract," we can offer you counselling.
Head towards the thighs, and we guarantee you heaven.
Good luck, dear boy :angel:
:thumbup:
Oooooooooo that's going to be difficult for him! Can I be naked too though? :twisted:Of course, in fact in order to administer the test fairly, all participants should be naked, or near naked. This will help us gauge the "strength" of Tune's reaction.
OK - let's get this straight. Your naked except for the stockings, lacey pants and the drizzled red wine, FB's naked and I'm naked?
It's a no-brainer!
I go straight fer the drizzled-on flesh. In the frenzy of thrashing limbs that will ensue I inadvertently flick the piece of toast in the air (you know like the beer mat trick). The beautiful item of Extract spirals into the air and lands between the cheeks of me arse like a toast rack - from which I can surreptitiously retrieve it without you even noticing.
Be even more interesting if there were two pieces and I then repeat the trick with FB!
Did I pass the test?
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
OK - let's get this straight. Your naked except for the stockings, lacey pants and the drizzled red wine, FB's naked and I'm naked?
It's a no-brainer!
I go straight fer the drizzled-on flesh. In the frenzy of thrashing limbs that will ensue I inadvertently flick the piece of toast in the air (you know like the beer mat trick). The beautiful item of Extract spirals into the air and lands between the cheeks of me arse like a toast rack - from which I can surreptitiously retrieve it without you even noticing.
Be even more interesting if there were two pieces and I then repeat the trick with FB!
Did I pass the test?
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FB passes the bread for someone else to smear Marmite on to a second piece :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
OK - let's get this straight. Your naked except for the stockings, lacey pants and the drizzled red wine, FB's naked and I'm naked?
It's a no-brainer!
I go straight fer the drizzled-on flesh. In the frenzy of thrashing limbs that will ensue I inadvertently flick the piece of toast in the air (you know like the beer mat trick). The beautiful item of Extract spirals into the air and lands between the cheeks of me arse like a toast rack - from which I can surreptitiously retrieve it without you even noticing.
Be even more interesting if there were two pieces and I then repeat the trick with FB!
Did I pass the test?
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FB passes the bread for someone else to smear Marmite on to a second piece :twisted:
Aaaaha! Are we turning the Head of MAM Intelligence - or is this a double bluff? I notice that HoMAMI didn't order the bread to be toasted - this could present problems in the toast rack stakes :shock: :undecided:
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Sex God
Quote by Jags
I luuuurve marmite :inlove:
Me too!
Do we need to hide??
:lol:Noo you don't!!
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Aaaaha! Are we turning the Head of MAM Intelligence - or is this a double bluff? I notice that HoMAMI didn't order the bread to be toasted - this could present problems in the toast rack stakes :shock: :undecided:
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Nope, you're not turning me - I wouldn't eat it!
HOMAMI is away - I'm deputy :smug:
Sex God
Quote by varca
Aaaaha! Are we turning the Head of MAM Intelligence - or is this a double bluff? I notice that HoMAMI didn't order the bread to be toasted - this could present problems in the toast rack stakes :shock: :undecided:
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Nope, you're not turning me - I wouldn't eat it!
HOMAMI is away - I'm deputy :smug:
Keep working away Brother Choon, we have faith in your seduction techniques. Deputy FB will succumb to your charms and you will win her over to the right side :grin:
I might well succumb to his seduction technique but I won't be be won over to Marmite.
Sex God
Quote by MR-FB
I've voted for CUMing - especially as it's Winchy's poll :twisted:
Yeah but where do ya stand on Marmite? We all fancy the ariss off Winchy.
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Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I might well succumb to his seduction technique but I won't be be won over to Marmite.
Now that's the biggest dilemma so far!! :undecided:
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Sex God
All publicity is good publicity..
les hate, more marmite
les hate, more marmite
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I might well succumb to his seduction technique but I won't be be won over to Marmite.
Now that's the biggest dilemma so far!! :undecided:
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Sex God
Quote by MR-FB
I've voted for CUMing - especially as it's Winchy's poll :twisted:
Makes 2 of us :thumbup:
Sex God
I've just partaken of a brief foray into the "other" thread in an attempt to disrupt things a little...
Suggest this is made a regular occurance to keep them off balance :thumbup:
Suggest this is made a regular occurance to keep them off balance :thumbup:
Sex God
Oooooooo what have I started? It'll be all-out war soon! :shock:
i am going to chain myself NAKED to the railings of SH towers.....and for the greater good of the cause, i will smear myself all over, in the evil extract (yes....go have a look at me on my profile, to see WHY this is GOOD FOR the anti marmite brigade)
This should be enough to put ANYONE off marmite for good muahahahahahahahaha.
I will of course be needing FULL chemical decontamination afterwards, and a course of therapy, but its all for the greater good. :lol:
This should be enough to put ANYONE off marmite for good muahahahahahahahaha.
I will of course be needing FULL chemical decontamination afterwards, and a course of therapy, but its all for the greater good.
:lol: 