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Freedom From Marmite- Democracy In Action!

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Quote by Bonedigger
i am going to chain myself NAKED to the railings of SH towers.....and for the greater good of the cause, i will smear myself all over, in the evil extract (yes....go have a look at me on my profile, to see WHY this is GOOD FOR the anti marmite brigade)
This should be enough to put ANYONE off marmite for good muahahahahahahahaha.
I will of course be needing FULL chemical decontamination afterwards, and a course of therapy, but its all for the greater good. lol :lol:

Yum Yum Yum love marmite!! When excatly will you be chaining yourself? I might need to come along for research purposes!! just to check it is infact marmite not some cheap substitute innocent :rascal:
lol @ lyns rotflmao
Quote by Bonedigger
i am going to chain myself NAKED to the railings of SH towers.....and for the greater good of the cause, i will smear myself all over, in the evil extract (yes....go have a look at me on my profile, to see WHY this is GOOD FOR the anti marmite brigade)
This should be enough to put ANYONE off marmite for good muahahahahahahahaha.
I will of course be needing FULL chemical decontamination afterwards, and a course of therapy, but its all for the greater good. lol :lol:

<<<<Choon - tongue out at the ready >>>> You won't need decontamination after this one gel - therapy maybe !! :twisted: wink :lol:
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Quote by westerross
i am going to chain myself NAKED to the railings of SH towers.....and for the greater good of the cause, i will smear myself all over, in the evil extract (yes....go have a look at me on my profile, to see WHY this is GOOD FOR the anti marmite brigade)
This should be enough to put ANYONE off marmite for good muahahahahahahahaha.
I will of course be needing FULL chemical decontamination afterwards, and a course of therapy, but its all for the greater good. lol :lol:

<<<<Choon - tongue out at the ready >>>> You won't need decontamination after this one gel - therapy maybe !! :twisted: wink :lol:
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FB passes Choon a toothbrush so his breath doesn't smell. Remember the 24-hour rule!
Quote by Freckledbird
FB passes Choon a toothbrush so his breath doesn't smell. Remember the 24-hour rule!

Electric?
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mmmmmmmm electric toothbrushes! :P :P
choon....u wouldnt....would u??? lol
Quote by Bonedigger
mmmmmmmm electric toothbrushes! :P :P
choon....u wouldnt....would u??? lol

You read me thoughts. redface
Oh - and I would!
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Quote by westerross
mmmmmmmm electric toothbrushes! :P :P
choon....u wouldnt....would u??? lol

You read me thoughts. redface
Oh - and I would!
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BRING IT ON!!! :lol:
choon seems a bit easy to me ..tut tut
Quote by Warmer
choon seems a bit easy to me ..tut tut

Only if yer covered in marmite wink .
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Quote by westerross
choon seems a bit easy to me ..tut tut

Only if yer covered in marmite wink .
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Hmmmm.
I would like to know if you support the use of substitutes such as Vegemite in this fight against the addition to marmite? As you know Vegemite is a far safer option, but even this comes with side effects.
if it ends in ITE....it needs to go!!!
Far better to remove all chances of any side effects, thanks for bringing this to our attention Brother T
ERADICATE THE EVIL EXTRACT
time for the daily rabble rousing speeches!!
I have a dream....a dream of a time without Marmite, freedom from its salty nastiness, freedom from its foul dark brownness, a time when all men women and children can live without the fear of being kissed by marmite-y lips, a time when all evil extarct it banished forever
Ladies and Gentlemen.....that time is NOW!!! dunno :high-smile: :high-smile: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Quote by winchwench
Brothers and Sisters,
Rumor has it that the evil substance has its roots in France- and the French resistance has been fighting the blight for many years.
I anticipate my return on the 28th. Should I fail to come back to the fold, do not send any other agents in after me, but be aware that I will have fought until the bitter, thrush-like end.
Keep fighting the good fight in my absence.
VIVE LE RESISTANCE!

Quote by Freckledbird
Oooooooo what have I started? It'll be all-out war soon! :shock:

The French resistance may not be able to hold the filthy rotten Marmite eating swines back from our borders General Wincey!
RPM is reportin fer duty!
Hear my war cry & let rip the dogs of war!
I shall go on to the end,
I shall fight SMITE in the forums,
I shall fight SMITE on the seas and oceans,
I shall fight SMITE with growing confidence and growing strength in the air,
I shall deride denounce & demote Marmite, whatever the cost may be,
I shall fight SMITE on the beaches,
I shall fight SMITE on the landing grounds,
I shall fight SMITE in the chatrooms
I shall fight SMITE in the fields and in the streets,
I shall fight SMITE in the hills;
I shall never surrender.

Where do I sign up?
What's wrong with marmite?? dunno
Oh fook bolt
Quote by Shireen
What's wrong with marmite?? dunno
Oh fook bolt

Poor, poor Mallock.
FB shakes head.
They tried to make me go to Marmite rehab
I said NO NO NO!
LOL lol
I vote that we go and grab every jar of the black stuff, and put it in a rocket and blast it off to the moon.....
There isnt anything in the entire universe more nastier tasting than marmite. It needs to go and SOON!!!
As I said I don't want to go to Marmite rehab.
So I reckon I can beat it by following the 'Dream Bass' programme because as you all know there is one scenario where Marmite is, literally, 'the kiss of death' :
(D.R.E.A.M.B.A.S.S = Don't Reccomend Eating Any Marmite Before A Snogging Session)
Quote by niceandgentle
As I said I don't want to go to Marmite rehab.
So I reckon I can beat it by following the 'Dream Bass' programme because as you all know there is one scenario where Marmite is, literally, 'the kiss of death' :
(D.R.E.A.M.B.A.S.S = Don't Reccomend Eating Any Marmite Before A Snogging Session)

Otherwise known as the '24-hour rule' wink
Quote by Freckledbird
As I said I don't want to go to Marmite rehab.
So I reckon I can beat it by following the 'Dream Bass' programme because as you all know there is one scenario where Marmite is, literally, 'the kiss of death' :
(D.R.E.A.M.B.A.S.S = Don't Reccomend Eating Any Marmite Before A Snogging Session)

Otherwise known as the '24-hour rule' wink
Freckledbird:
With vigorous brushing, flossing and 3 litres of breath freshener I reckon I can get that 24 down to 12.
Quote by niceandgentle
As I said I don't want to go to Marmite rehab.
So I reckon I can beat it by following the 'Dream Bass' programme because as you all know there is one scenario where Marmite is, literally, 'the kiss of death' :
(D.R.E.A.M.B.A.S.S = Don't Reccomend Eating Any Marmite Before A Snogging Session)

Otherwise known as the '24-hour rule' wink
Freckledbird:
With vigorous brushing, flossing and 3 litres of breath freshener I reckon I can get that 24 down to 12.
Nah, I'd still sniff it out! lol
Quote by Freckledbird
As I said I don't want to go to Marmite rehab.
So I reckon I can beat it by following the 'Dream Bass' programme because as you all know there is one scenario where Marmite is, literally, 'the kiss of death' :
(D.R.E.A.M.B.A.S.S = Don't Reccomend Eating Any Marmite Before A Snogging Session)

Otherwise known as the '24-hour rule' wink
Freckledbird:
With vigorous brushing, flossing and 3 litres of breath freshener I reckon I can get that 24 down to 12.
Nah, I'd still sniff it out! lol
FB: Hey, I thought this was SWINGing Heaven not SNIFFing Heaven!
But what the heck, a sniff is better than nothing! :wink:
I hear some people take great delight from 'sniffing' lol
and NEVER underestimate FB, shes like a bloodhound....if theres summat to sniff out, she sniffs it out......lol
Quote by Bonedigger
and NEVER underestimate FB, shes like a bloodhound....if theres summat to sniff out, she sniffs it out......lol

ohhhh yes indeedy! :lol: A very perceptive lady is FB
Quote by helnheaven
and NEVER underestimate FB, shes like a bloodhound....if theres summat to sniff out, she sniffs it out......lol

ohhhh yes indeedy! :lol: A very perceptive lady is FB
wink thanks girls :lol:
Quote by Freckledbird
and NEVER underestimate FB, shes like a bloodhound....if theres summat to sniff out, she sniffs it out......lol

ohhhh yes indeedy! :lol: A very perceptive lady is FB
wink thanks girls :lol:
yvw :lol: :wink: