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What act of sexual deviance - or even just mild titilation - would you like to be doing right now and with who?
I would like to have two strapping men at my disposal. I'd want one cock in my mouth and I'd like the other one to be fucking me. I don't mind who... :rascal: but if they were a bit muscly and able to "throw me about a bit" (in a non violent way of course) then all the better!
dunno What? It's Friday: I've filth on my mind and I'm off to Wigan tomorrow. Let's share some smut!
Umm..I would, but I can't even think about s*x right now. I've been a little ahem over zealous. redface
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Umm..I would, but I can't even think about s*x right now. I've been a little ahem over zealous. redface

smackbottom Shockhorrorgasp... you?! :shock:
Well it's been a veeeerrrry long day, and I've only got 14 minutes til I go out again - so I could manage 2 guys too - one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening and the other to iron the top I want to wear!
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Well it's been a veeeerrrry long day, and I've only got 14 minutes til I go out again - so I could manage 2 guys too - one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening and the other to iron the top I want to wear!

I love the way your mind works! :thumbup:
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one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening

Is that like Hummus only slightly better tasting?
I'd like two scantily clad women at my every behest for four hours. They would foister to my every sexual whim and nothing would be too depraved for them.
For the other three hours and fifty seven minutes, we could watch re-runs of Liverpool's last two games while they stroked my fevered brow and then gently tickled my back.
Quote by Resonance
one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening

Is that like Hummus only slightly better tasting?
No.... it's where a "chick pees"! :giggle:
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Quote by Cubes
one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening

Is that like Hummus only slightly better tasting?
No.... it's where a "chick pees"! :giggle:
bolt
LMAO !
Quote by Cubes
one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening

Is that like Hummus only slightly better tasting?
No.... it's where a "chick pees"! :giggle:
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rotflmao
That is just soooooo funny!
Quote by Cubes
one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening

Is that like Hummus only slightly better tasting?
No.... it's where a "chick pees"! :giggle:
bolt
gonna have me giggling for ages that :giggle:
omg that was just sooooo razor sharp!!!!!
hmmmm think i would like someone with a nice big cock to be fucking me really hard doggy style, before either of us had had chance to remove most of our clothes!
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omg that was just sooooo razor sharp!!!!!
hmmmm think i would like someone with a nice big cock to be fucking me really hard doggy style, before either of us had had chance to remove most of our clothes!

I've got the clothes part of that equation...
Can I have 5 or 6 men at my sexual disposal all weekend?? hump
Actually I may need more men redface
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Can I have 5 or 6 men at my sexual disposal all weekend?? hump
Actually I may need more men redface

haven't you got a football team near you.......just a thought lol
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omg that was just sooooo razor sharp!!!!!
hmmmm think i would like someone with a nice big cock to be fucking me really hard doggy style, before either of us had had chance to remove most of our clothes!

I've got the clothes part of that equation...
:thumbup: thats a good start!!!
NWC, drools for a moment at the ideas above, thinks carefully what she wants to be doing and then vanishes quickly cause she really cannot risk posting it redface
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I'm off to Wigan tomorrow. Let's share some smut!

What you going to Wigan for?? cool
Quote by Sarah

I'm off to Wigan tomorrow. Let's share some smut!

What you going to Wigan for?? cool
To Munch, of course! wink
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Well it's been a veeeerrrry long day, and I've only got 14 minutes til I go out again - so I could manage 2 guys too - one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening and the other to iron the top I want to wear!

With a bit of cunnilingeré you could have both with one guy!!
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Right now - girlies licking me balls would be the nuts of delight just now.
Mind you I'm not impatient - .........
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Quote by westerross
Right now - girlies licking me balls would be the nuts of delight just now.
Mind you I'm not impatient - .........
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Sadly, right now any girlie licking me balls would have to be nuts.
can we combine the Friday Filth with Womens Arse thread please?
I'm sure I could come up with something if that were posible
lp
I have all sorts of filth that flows through the sexual sewers of my mind, but right now I'd be feeling rather partial to being tied to chair that i am kneeling on, and being fucked by a few women using strapons.
Just a thought....
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I have all sorts of filth that flows through the sexual sewers of my mind, but right now I'd be feeling rather partial to being tied to chair that i am kneeling on, and being fucked by a few women using strapons.
Just a thought....

:shock:
Just put my mind at rest... Being of enquiring, but gentle and naive nature... Can I confirm that strapons are in no way related to Klingons?
If they are, I can understand why Mr Worf looks so afraid all the time.
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Can I have 5 or 6 men at my sexual disposal all weekend?? hump
Actually I may need more men redface

haven't you got a football team near you.......just a thought lol
Good idea :thumbup: :giggle:
Quote by Resonance
one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening

Is that like Hummus only slightly better tasting?
I think we know who's doing the ironing!
I'm knackered... have been driving most of today and will have a heavy workload the next 4 days. I'd like a nice cuddle here on the bed, with a goodlooking woman..and a cfonsiderable ammount of groping and snogging. sadly I share the hotelroom with my father.. so that's one thing that's not going to happen
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Well it's been a veeeerrrry long day, and I've only got 14 minutes til I go out again - so I could manage 2 guys too - one for a little light cunnilingus to set me up for the evening and the other to iron the top I want to wear!

With a bit of cunnilingeré you could have both with one guy!!
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That had better be an offer! :twisted:
Muff dive a Frank Muir fan and have a second female read me Charles Bukowski's short story The Fuck Machine whilst doing so. Ok I'm strange but then who isn't?!