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Wishmaster
Sex God
Ha Ha! .. You thought this was gonna be a sex based thread didn't ya!!!
Well, it ain't................. my question is this:
Fruit: how do you eat yours? (this reveals a lot about your character apparently :shock:
Water Melons: Do you eat the pips n everything (like a peasant. Yuk!!) or like me, pick the pips out thus extending the amount of time it takes to eat a slice of water melon, getting bored shitless during the process.
Apples: Are you one of those that eat round the middle to the core then start on the end bits till there nothing left but the pip centre, or like me, you get bored stiff with it and only eat to the middle like in the piccy?

Guess you could say I'm not really a fruity person ........ confused :? :?
sierra
Master of Sex
like you wishy i just eat the middle coz i`m a lazy git.
sierra x x
postie
Sex God
strange really... i'm sitting here eating blueberries... just popping them in and chomping... lovely!
Jas_Tim
Sex God
On any fruit with edible skin, I nibble all of the skin apart from the very ends, then I nibble evenly all the way around until it's all gone.
Bananas I seperate into it's 3 lengthways strips.
Don't really do melon it's a bit boring.
Strawberries.... umm well.... they get a bit mashed before eating :twisted:
So do I qualify as fruity dunno
Jas
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lucyweebaps
Sex God
prefer cherries myself rolleyes
anyone wanna share lol
Unknown User
eewwww fruit ....not a big fan of friut really but strawberries do it for me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm biggrin :D :D :D :D
definitely could not eat the middle of an apple though BLEH !!!
sorry !!
Unknown User
Fruit ?????
You eat fruit ??????
Fruit is for playing with.
Soft, succulent, moist fruit. Must be straight from the fridge tho'
I think I need go lie down until the sun goes away redface
Unknown User
i eat all of it i feel that leaving the core is a waste and that the core is much more filling than any other part of a apple
Freckledbird
Sex God
Blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, cherries...anything that doesn't need fiddly preparation and preferably can be eaten whole. As long as it fits into my delicately sized gob, that is. lol
Laura, apple pips can be poisonous and give you a tummy upset.
Wishmaster
Sex God
The most fiddliest fruit on the planet has to be pomegranites .... I love em but boy do they get a bit boring picking all the fruit out from the pith.
Now Strawberries.... hmmmm covered in sugar.. no cream (I use that for 'other' things wink )
SmokingMuff
Sexlightened
Quote by Wishmaster
The most fiddliest fruit on the planet has to be pomegranites .... I love em but boy do they get a bit boring picking all the fruit out from the pith.
Now Strawberries.... hmmmm covered in sugar.. no cream (I use that for 'other' things wink )

Pomegranates. Get some to feed them to you solves that problem lol
But strawberries have to eaten with melted chocolate (plain, milk and white) and champagne :smile2:
Unknown User
Quote by freckledbird
Blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, cherries...anything that doesn't need fiddly preparation and preferably can be eaten whole. As long as it fits into my delicately sized gob, that is. lol
Laura, apple pips can be poisonous and give you a tummy upset.

:shock: i didnt know that!! :lol: i will now be a core free girl!! thanks for that!
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, cherries...anything that doesn't need fiddly preparation and preferably can be eaten whole

I'm with FB (yet again on this one) plus grapes, melons, peaches etc
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
Now Strawberries.... hmmmm covered in sugar.. no cream (I use that for 'other' things wink )

I prefer raspberries myself, they squash quite nicely between my lips and there easier to eat whole
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by clair

Now Strawberries.... hmmmm covered in sugar.. no cream (I use that for 'other' things wink )

I prefer raspberries myself, they squash quite nicely between my lips and there easier to eat whole
Rapberries also have a convenient 'hole' which fits nicely on a nipple. Not that I do things like that, you understand redface
postie
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
The most fiddliest fruit on the planet has to be pomegranites .... I love em but boy do they get a bit boring picking all the fruit out from the pith.
Now Strawberries.... hmmmm covered in sugar.. no cream (I use that for 'other' things wink )

If you think pommegranites are fiddly buggers, then you should try and get all those seeds off a strawberry! Took me an hour to de-seed one last week! Never again i tell you.... lol
westerross
Sex God
Quote by clair

Now Strawberries.... hmmmm covered in sugar.. no cream (I use that for 'other' things wink )

I prefer raspberries myself, they squash quite nicely between my lips and there easier to eat whole
OMG Stop it girl!! :wink:
Unknown User
Most fruit with a skin, I peel and cut little bits off with a little knive that i have.
bannanas i just bite straight in.
strawberry and smaller fruits i just wash rinse and pop into my mouth.
and watermelon i suck to pieces.
this thread is interesting
Lisamarie
Unknown User
Quote by clair
I prefer raspberries myself, they squash quite nicely between my lips and there easier to eat whole

But have you tried, Miss - squashing them between your lips and the lips of someone else, allowing the juices to mingle and run down your chin, until it drips and dribbles to your cleavage; allowing and encouraging him to then drink from you ?
And - when you've done the raspberries, might I suggest sliced kiwi, or maybe fresh, soft, ripe, juicy, succulent melon ???
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster

I prefer raspberries myself, they squash quite nicely between my lips and there easier to eat whole

But have you tried, Miss - squashing them between your lips and the lips of someone else, allowing the juices to mingle and run down your chin, until it drips and dribbles to your cleavage; allowing and encouraging him to then drink from you ?
And - when you've done the raspberries, might I suggest sliced kiwi, or maybe fresh, soft, ripe, juicy, succulent melon ???
I don't usually like fruit, but this way of eating fruit sounds fun........ :P
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by LisaMarie
Most fruit with a skin, I peel and cut little bits off with a little knive that i have.
You aint coming near my todger with a knife.. EVER! . hehehe
bannanas i just bite straight in.
I refer you to my comment above on the condition u have all ur teeth pulled ..
strawberry and smaller fruits i just wash rinse and pop into my mouth.
I can accept you sucking my plums on this occasion
and watermelon i suck to pieces.
This is just plain . Yuk. Wicked Girl!!!
this thread is interesting
Lisamarie

I said the way you eat fruit reveals aspects of your character..... :shock: :shock:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by MadAtGravity

I prefer raspberries myself, they squash quite nicely between my lips and there easier to eat whole

But have you tried, Miss - squashing them between your lips and the lips of someone else, allowing the juices to mingle and run down your chin, until it drips and dribbles to your cleavage; allowing and encouraging him to then drink from you ?
And - when you've done the raspberries, might I suggest sliced kiwi, or maybe fresh, soft, ripe, juicy, succulent melon ???
I don't usually like fruit, but this way of eating fruit sounds fun........ :P
You want DB to do that with you? lol
Unknown User
Quote by freckledbird

I prefer raspberries myself, they squash quite nicely between my lips and there easier to eat whole

But have you tried, Miss - squashing them between your lips and the lips of someone else, allowing the juices to mingle and run down your chin, until it drips and dribbles to your cleavage; allowing and encouraging him to then drink from you ?
And - when you've done the raspberries, might I suggest sliced kiwi, or maybe fresh, soft, ripe, juicy, succulent melon ???
I don't usually like fruit, but this way of eating fruit sounds fun........ :P
You want DB to do that with you? lol
Er......... no offence to DB, but I think I'll pass redface
Unknown User
hope your cold is better sexystep,
I dont see what all the fuss is about really eat drink anyway we want to.
lisamarie
equinox
Warming the Bed
I HAVE to use a knife.
I cant (nad never have so I don't know how to) eat an orage without cutting it with a knife
I use a knife on a banana
On an apple
On a passion friut
On strawberriies
ok not on small stuff like raspberries or cherries
but always on melons, peaches and nectarines
even grapes and apricots
mistress_sassy
Sex God
Melon - chop in half, scoop out seeds in middle fill with choppped strawberries, mmmmm breakfast!
Peel half way down and just bite in, peeling as a go along. Has to soft and ripe tho, horrible when there still hard.
I agree, I have to cut oranges (usually into quarters my mouths too small to manage half rolleyes ) there too messy to peel, the juice go's everywhere.
Apples, just eat around the middle bit then get bored and throw it away, same with pears.
Hmmm what does this say about me, don't like big or hard things in my mouth, like my middle to be filled annd don't like getting my hands sticky! lol
markz
Sex God
tried a star fruit last week
was more like a vegetable
ptolemy1975
Sexlightened
I'm quite a fan of kiwi fruit, never had it with the skin still on tho. Love cherries as well and if the offer of sharing is still open Lucy, i'm there!
davej
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
The most fiddliest fruit on the planet has to be pomegranites .... I love em but boy do they get a bit boring picking all the fruit out from the pith.

messy fuckin things what with all them pips and juice, bloody ridiculous having a fruit that you've got to stand naked in the kitchen sink to eat!
now yer melons are lovely. Cut it into strips, scoop out the middle bit, run a knife through the fruit to seperate it from the skin, cu it into chunks, chuck it in a bowl and sprinkle on a bit of brown sugar....lovely.
Night_shift
Warming the Bed
Quote by Wishmaster
The most fiddliest fruit on the planet has to be pomegranites .... I love em but boy do they get a bit boring picking all the fruit out from the pith.
Now Strawberries.... hmmmm covered in sugar.. no cream (I use that for 'other' things wink )

You haven't tried a prickly pear then....Ouch
rolleyes