Q: (for anyone) If I was to buy a 'fucking machine' -- you know, one of those stunning electric-motor-powered bits of kit that thrusts away for hours -- how many women would actually want to try it out?
I'm seriously considering it, but if people are likely to take one look and run screaming from the house -- then I might save the cash!
So, I'm taking a straw poll:
fucking machines (google it!) - horny or scary?
-Adam
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'Fucking machines' - horny or scary?
Sex God
Prefer the real deal ..... nothing compares 
Casanova
definatley not my cuppa either, the real thing so much better. The machine just look even alittle to kinky (and scary) for me Kinks x x x
Casanova
Quote by Dawnie
Prefer the real deal ..... nothing compares
:thumbup:
As for the poll, not interested or running, sorry
Dawnie,
You must of been at least a little bit interested ?? you looked at the thread
Warming the Bed
I would love to try one myself. Especially while my face is used for other things. 
They look amazing.
They look amazing. 
Sex God
always an open mind here
Quote by apey_kinks
Prefer the real deal ..... nothing compares
:thumbup:
As for the poll, not interested or running, sorry
Dawnie,
You must of been at least a little bit interested ?? you looked at the thread
Nope, I read most threads on the forum. Anything that means I don't have to do the ironing :lol2:
I saw a film a few years ago which featured one called "The Rocker". It's ridden much like a rocking horse, but as the rider moves back and forth a dildo moves up and down, providing a very real-looking in/out motion. The girl using it in the film really seemed to be enjoying it. :twisted:
Sexpert
"I saw a film a few years ago"....oh really?
I thought about the same thing for a while and decided that if I got one it would be a sybian.
Ladies it's nothing like the real thing lol
...but a cross between riding bareback on a horse/pneumatic drill (an adjustable one tho, lol)
I thought about the same thing for a while and decided that if I got one it would be a sybian.
Ladies it's nothing like the real thing lol
...but a cross between riding bareback on a horse/pneumatic drill (an adjustable one tho, lol)
Sexpert
Which one are you thinking of?
Quote by Derek_kelp
I thought about the same thing for a while and decided that if I got one it would be a sybian.
Ladies it's nothing like the real thing lol
lol)
If you look at the sybian site they have made the experience much ore realistic. The mark VII rolls over and makes farting and snoring noises afterwards. They are working on one that will mow the lawn and put shelves up which will effectively make men redundant.
Sexlightened
would the version available for men be a fleshlite that could tell you, word for word what you said 5 months ago? (only if it's detrimental to your argument)
Sex God
I'd give it a go but its a lot of money to spend ... if you're just looking at toys for 4 play when you have a meet, I'd forget the fucking machine and buy a magic wand ... they're fantabulous!!
Sexlightened
Quote by Funlovers2009
I'd give it a go but its a lot of money to spend ... if you're just looking at toys for 4 play when you have a meet, I'd forget the fucking machine and buy a magic wand ... they're fantabulous!!
Magic wand?, gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'izzy wizzy, lets get busy'
Sex God
Quote by Ben_welshminx
I have heard of these magic wands, you must let me have a go some time. :twisted:
Well if the opportunity arises, who knows!!
Sexpert
Ben lmao You guys gonna duel with yer wands? Now that should be magic!
Sexpert
You got a link for that? I just googled it and it turns out to be a record label...Half man half biscuit are on it....so not really mainstream ;o)
