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Oops should also ask if anyone has found a company in the UK who makes said devices?
They look a load of fun and would make a great party centrepiece! biggrin
No sooner said than done:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13150.html
Mike.
Mmm, I sent him a PM with a link to another one Mike (oops and Mark) redface surprisedops:
But he hasn't read it anyway. :cry: :cry:
Wow, I beat the black dalek by two minutes....great honour, sir!
lol
Mike.
Righty-ho, novice, I had an idea there was more than one thread about the Sybian.
Mike.
smile
I assumed samthesham was a bloke and found this. confused :?
Morbius is checking out the prices of some of these machines ... and judging by his language and sucking of air between his teeth I guess me asking for a nice expensive (but cheap compared to these machines) new vibrator is going to have a good chance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:giggle:
Thought this was a rant on faulty appliances...
Quote by Calista
Morbius is checking out the prices of some of these machines ... and judging by his language and sucking of air between his teeth I guess me asking for a nice expensive (but cheap compared to these machines) new vibrator is going to have a good chance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:giggle:

ANOTHER NEW ONE!!!!
Jezzzz your kill more rabbits than a rabbit hunter in Rabbitstown, in rabbit hunting season!!!!!!! bolt
Quote by rocky horror
Thought this was a rant on faulty appliances...

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Quote by morbiusUK
Morbius is checking out the prices of some of these machines ... and judging by his language and sucking of air between his teeth I guess me asking for a nice expensive (but cheap compared to these machines) new vibrator is going to have a good chance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:giggle:

ANOTHER NEW ONE!!!!
Jezzzz your kill more rabbits than a rabbit hunter in Rabbitstown, in rabbit hunting season!!!!!!! bolt
No honey .. the one I have now still works ... honestly .... third time lucky I guess.
The other vibrators weren't my fault reallly .... they should make them more robustly :angel:
Don't worry Calista, I've had my pulsatron for a grand total of about 6 weeks and one of the attachments broke about a fortnight ago :cry:
Luckily, the Ann Summers rep arrived tonight with my delivery from the last bi fem meet......... why am I still sitting here???? :shock: :shock:
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Don't worry Calista, I've had my pulsatron for a grand total of about 6 weeks and one of the attachments broke about a fortnight ago :cry:
Luckily, the Ann Summers rep arrived tonight with my delivery from the last bi fem meet......... why am I still sitting here???? :shock: :shock:

Probably the same reason i am LOLOL
I even have the man in my life promising me all sorts if I get to bed hehehehehehehehe
Quote by Calista
I even have the man in my life promising me all sorts if I get to bed hehehehehehehehe

Pah! Bluddy show off evil lol
Quote by Angel Chat
I even have the man in my life promising me all sorts if I get to bed hehehehehehehehe

Pah! Bluddy show off evil lol
LOLOLOLOL ...... I'm happy to share
Quote by Calista
I even have the man in my life promising me all sorts if I get to bed hehehehehehehehe

Pah! Bluddy show off evil lol
LOLOLOLOL ...... I'm happy to share
Share who?!?!?!?!
By the bleeding time you get to bed i'll be fast gone dreaming of, well ........women ;)
Quote by morbiusUK
By the bleeding time you get to bed i'll be fast gone dreaming of, well ........women ;)

Ok Ok I'm coming ..
ooh er ... perhaps I ought not to say that too loudly!
Quote by Calista

By the bleeding time you get to bed i'll be fast gone dreaming of, well ........women ;)

Ok Ok I'm coming ..
ooh er ... perhaps I ought not to say that too loudly!
Why not, your not exactly quiet at the 'deed' ;)
Quote by morbiusUK
Why not, your not exactly quiet at the 'deed' ;)

As I said ... i'm happy to share :twisted:
Quote by rocky horror
Thought this was a rant on faulty appliances...

No, it's about fucking machines not fucking machines.