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Sex God
We do the same with our music download site . We typed in two random words shouted out by some very stoned guests and discovered Conker Pooland have had two singles released !
Sex God
I was gonna try a search for "halfwit" then I changed my mind.
Started getting worried there might be a link to me!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I am a Googlebrity you see :grin: :grin: :twisted: :twisted:
Started getting worried there might be a link to me!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I am a Googlebrity you see :grin: :grin: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
There's a game called "Google whacking" where you put exactly two words in the search box and try to get the fewest possible hits.
Interestingly, "Vix tits" gets nearly 4,000 hits and they're all about you-know-who, except one or two that seem to cater to a Vapo-rub fetish.
Interestingly, "Vix tits" gets nearly 4,000 hits and they're all about you-know-who, except one or two that seem to cater to a Vapo-rub fetish.
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
There's a game called "Google whacking" where you put exactly two words in the search box and try to get the fewest possible hits.
Interestingly, "Vix tits" gets nearly 4,000 hits and they're all about you-know-who, except one or two that seem to cater to a Vapo-rub fetish.
Just for your info - when trying "Ice Pie" you're number 2 !!!!!
Roger the Dragon
Just thought I'd ask the ODPM (Office of the Deputy Prime Minister) so I sent them an email
Quote by Marmalaid
Dear sir,
this is a genuine query, I mean no offence so please do not be offended.
It has come to my attention that if the word "F*ckwit" is typed into Google the Biography of John Prescott comes top of the list.
How could this awful state of affairs occur?
Please tell me that there is something you can do about it.
Yours truly
Chris Marmalaid
Quote by Ice Pie
There's a game called "Google whacking" where you put exactly two words in the search box and try to get the fewest possible hits.
Interestingly, "Vix tits" gets nearly 4,000 hits and they're all about you-know-who, except one or two that seem to cater to a Vapo-rub fetish.
Excuse me jumping in here but thought I'd just add that when you put in two unrelated words (must be in the dictionary, no made up words) and only ONE site comes up that's a google whack. Dave Gorman is the man who took google whacking to extreem and wrote about it as he'd secured a publishing contract with absolutely no idea what he'd write about. It's a briliantly funny read.
Quote by marmalaid
Just thought I'd ask the ODPM (Office of the Deputy Prime Minister) so I sent them an email
Dear sir,
this is a genuine query, I mean no offence so please do not be offended.
It has come to my attention that if the word "F*ckwit" is typed into Google the Biography of John Prescott comes top of the list.
How could this awful state of affairs occur?
Please tell me that there is something you can do about it.
Yours truly
Chris Marmalaid
Be interesting to read the reply ...... wonder if being a fly on their wall today would be funny :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Just thought I'd ask the ODPM (Office of the Deputy Prime Minister) so I sent them an email
Dear sir,
this is a genuine query, I mean no offence so please do not be offended.
It has come to my attention that if the word "F*ckwit" is typed into Google the Biography of John Prescott comes top of the list.
How could this awful state of affairs occur?
Please tell me that there is something you can do about it.
Yours truly
Chris Marmalaid
Be interesting to read the reply ...... wonder if being a fly on their wall today would be funny :twisted:
Especially if they google chris marmalaid first - the top one I got was Vix and Reece's wedding pics!!!! :shock:
Roger the Dragon
Orgasminator
Quote by rogerthedragon
Just thought I'd ask the ODPM (Office of the Deputy Prime Minister) so I sent them an email
Dear sir,
this is a genuine query, I mean no offence so please do not be offended.
It has come to my attention that if the word "F*ckwit" is typed into Google the Biography of John Prescott comes top of the list.
How could this awful state of affairs occur?
Please tell me that there is something you can do about it.
Yours truly
Chris Marmalaid
Be interesting to read the reply ...... wonder if being a fly on their wall today would be funny :twisted:
Especially if they google chris marmalaid first - the top one I got was Vix and Reece's wedding pics!!!! :shock:
Roger the Dragon
LMAO fooking classic!!
Quote by rogerthedragon
Just thought I'd ask the ODPM (Office of the Deputy Prime Minister) so I sent them an email
Dear sir,
this is a genuine query, I mean no offence so please do not be offended.
It has come to my attention that if the word "F*ckwit" is typed into Google the Biography of John Prescott comes top of the list.
How could this awful state of affairs occur?
Please tell me that there is something you can do about it.
Yours truly
Chris Marmalaid
Be interesting to read the reply ...... wonder if being a fly on their wall today would be funny :twisted:
Especially if they google chris marmalaid first - the top one I got was Vix and Reece's wedding pics!!!! :shock:
Roger the Dragon
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:nice one!
C x
Orgasminator
The caped crusader strikes again!!!!!
Nice one Marms!!
Nice one Marms!!
This is known as a googlebomb and can be accomplished by any reasonably large group of people wth websites.
Google factors in other sites linking towards the ones it lists when making their ranking, so if lots of sites have a link for fuckwit like that one, the site scores highly on a search for the word fuckwit.
Other notable ones include
"More evil than satan" which used to return
"Weapons of Mass Destruction" which used to go here
"litigious bastards" pointing to SCO (Linux geeks will understand)
Google factors in other sites linking towards the ones it lists when making their ranking, so if lots of sites have a link for fuckwit like that one, the site scores highly on a search for the word fuckwit.
Other notable ones include
"More evil than satan" which used to return
"Weapons of Mass Destruction" which used to go here
"litigious bastards" pointing to SCO (Linux geeks will understand)
Quote by rachel-lane
a few of my ts friends have a bizzare way of spending their time they type in a word and see what results show . so i tried fuckwit on google and hey presto john prescot was top of the list ...what a suprise
Hey you leave our John alone ok!
Least he tries to keep it real.
Wish he was the feckin pm 'stead of the lyin poodle.
Lb :love:
K,rant over. :wink:
Quote by rogerthedragon
Just thought I'd ask the ODPM (Office of the Deputy Prime Minister) so I sent them an email
Dear sir,
this is a genuine query, I mean no offence so please do not be offended.
It has come to my attention that if the word "F*ckwit" is typed into Google the Biography of John Prescott comes top of the list.
How could this awful state of affairs occur?
Please tell me that there is something you can do about it.
Yours truly
Chris Marmalaid
Be interesting to read the reply ...... wonder if being a fly on their wall today would be funny :twisted:
Especially if they google chris marmalaid first - the top one I got was Vix and Reece's wedding pics!!!! :shock:
Roger the Dragon
ahh you mean this search aint it wierd that marmalaid is the top 2 hits :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Red(RHG)
At the moment (but it changes by the second) if you type in "tits" My site is 14th out of 6,490,000.
How chuffed am I? :bounce:
(Has been 5th, though.)
Yeah dont know why - someone accessin it too regularly
Cathy x
Cathy~
I'd be happy to host a site for you, if you like... ;) ...then, you can compete with Vix for Google placement!
~Reese! :love:
