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This ought to cause a rumpus........
Today I got chatting to the couple who owned the house where I was working. Lovely couple, really friendly, she very sexy and a nice cuppa tea too (always a winner) Anyway, it bought up again something that I'm sure we're not alone in thinking. How many times have you all met/watched/seen couples who you think might be swingers?? It's happened loads with Lisa and me, in fact quite often we whisper to each other 'bet they're at it' and have a giggle. I'm sure you all know what I mean, or is it just wishful thinking??
Actually brings me on to something else, how about swingers having some secret symbol (maybe there is one that we don't know about) Perhaps a certain picture hanging on the wall in the hallway, or an unusual doorknocker (would sure make it fun for this particular floorlayer when he spots it) Could be a badge or just a particular way to wear a hat. Now that could get interesting lol
Was just a thought, what do you all think?
You can unfailingly spot the best swingers - they have funny eyes -
- from spending to much time browsing this url: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/
wink :wink:
Too damn right... now where's me specks gone...
Maybe what you need is something like the gay community use, a particular colour handkerchief poking out of a significant pocket or handbag smile
Ooo Mark, opertunity knocks... time to start offering Swinging heaven T shirts, or SH mugs that can be left casually in the kitchen...
Good point being made though, maybe SH members could do with a simple, discreet ID. Say a small lapel pin of the oval part of the logo, etc. Be useful at munches, at least you could see who was meant to be there...
The magic circle, rotary, and a number of other organisations and social groups have used them for ages.
:doh: you mean you don't know "The Code"??
Call yourself swingers........ whatever next!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Awwwwwwwwwww Wima, what do we have to do to learn 'The code'??
We'll do (almost) anything lol
Blimey, CnL hows u...long time no see. Hope ya both ok biggrin
We do that all the time lol...walking round the town centre saying "hmmm wonder if they do..." or..."cor they look the type" lol
or u get that look as if to say "We know wot u do but we ar'nt gonna say anything" hehehehehehe
^Tigger^ xxxxxxxxxxx :P
Maybe wear a spinning dicke bow a la Frank Butcher!All together now :karaoke:quack!get out of town
Ahhh THE CODE.....
If I tell you, then I'll have to shag you!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Now I'm between a rock and a hard place :confused2:
Quote by SiGo1
Now I'm between a rock and a hard place :confused2:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wrong Answer SiGo1!!! :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Unless of course you meant it is rock hard and you want to put it some place!! dunno
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Ahhh THE CODE.....
If I tell you, then I'll have to shag you!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

I'm all ears!! :happy:
Steve 8)
OMG - I feel a gang bang coming on.
All ears Steve? Not the last time I looked!!! wink
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Stop pissing around and tell me the code........then you have to shag me!! :twisted:
Steve (beating around the bush........not)
One option for a code is to try Toothing. It is safe, gives you an opportunity to find out a bit about the person before even meeting them, It is exciting and fun. It really could replace dogging which is getting Very risky! It also doesnt notify everyone else around. So if those in on the scene left their phones open,we would be away!!!
There was an earlier thread on the subject. Perhaps the mods could resurrect it? or even open a forum on here for it? Would be better than the toothing site.
That's far too sensible - Wilma I'm all yours hump
Wilma.... I'm sure you'd give all the boys a 'yabba dabba do time'
but it's the 'we'll have a gay old time' bit that I'm worried about wink
Kinky Lizard
Okay, okay but first Steve you have to answer a few questions.
1. How many people can you fit on a double bed, all having fun at the same time?
2. Who is the best conker player in Swinging Heaven?
3. What does VCR stand for?
Sigo you tart you gave in way too easy. :shock:
Kinky, just close your eyes, you'll never know the difference! rolleyes
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Okay, okay but first Steve you have to answer a few questions.
1. How many people can you fit on a double bed, all having fun at the same time?
I seem to remember there were 7 of us.
2. Who is the best conker player in Swinging Heaven?
Why you are of course (coz I didn't play).
3. What does VCR stand for?
Very Cute Rear
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Now where's my shag?? hump
Steve xxxx
Kinky, just close your eyes, you'll never know the difference!

I, and they said the same thing about Pepsi Cola! wink
Kinky Lizard
rotflmao Kinky that is sooooooo funny!!!
Steve.... next time I'm all yours!!! hump
Love
Wilma
x x x x
God a girl could ruin her reputation on here.
Kinky that is sooooooo funny!!!

Steve.... next time I'm all yours!!!

Mmmmmmmm! *scratches head* Who said you could laugh a woman into bed! wink
Kinky Lizard
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Ahhh THE CODE.....
If I tell you, then I'll have to shag you!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Errrrrrrrrm Do we get to know the code before or after ?? Would it possibly be a decision made based on performance ?? If you HAVE to shag us then surely we would be on a winner on two counts ?? What's in it for you ?? Ooh questions questions !! We're very flustered, I think we'll have to go lie down lol
BTW Hiya Tigger !! Good to see you biggrin
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But I'll kill him if he does! :boxing: :boxing:
Just teasing kiss :kiss:
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Wilma
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