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Quote by Sgt Bilko
So why is it necessary to take the piss?

Because that is what we do best!! If you neither like nor understand that then I suggest that this is not the place for you and I bid you farewell!! confused :? :? :? rolleyes :roll: :roll: wink
ooo piss offf sarge! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
So why is it necessary to take the piss?

Because that is what we do best!! If you neither like nor understand that then I suugest that this is not the place for you and I bid you farewell!! confused :? :? :? rolleyes :roll: :roll: wink
necessary, i thought it was mandatory :rascal:
I had one of those Mandatory but the wheels fell off :shock: :? :?
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
So why is it necessary to take the piss?

Because that is what we do best!! If you neither like nor understand that then I suggest that this is not the place for you and I bid you farewell!! confused :? :? :? rolleyes :roll: :roll: wink
necessary, i thought it was mandatory :rascal:
I had one of those Mandatory but the wheels fell off :shock: :? :?
:?: :therethere: poor old dear, way past her bedtime
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
So why is it necessary to take the piss?

Because that is what we do best!! If you neither like nor understand that then I suugest that this is not the place for you and I bid you farewell!! confused :? :? :? rolleyes :roll: :roll: wink
necessary, i thought it was mandatory :rascal:
I had one of those Mandatory but the wheels fell off :shock: :? :?
:?: :therethere: poor old dear, way past her bedtime
i no so you going to join me you old fart!
perhaps not!,,,think i will give that one a miss bolt
Unknown User
Quote by new_swingers
HI CAN NE TELL ME WOT G SPOT IS LIKE TY

It's a wonderous place.
Well - more like a stepping stone, or bridge; on the way to a wonderous place.
Sarah
Sex God
My g spot needs inspection,.............now who can I get to to carry out that inspection? :twisted:
Wishmaster
Sex God
It does make you wonder though.........
What was the reaction of the first person who ever got a text speak text message?
He/she must have thought that whoever sent the message was having a siezure... or had completely lost their marbles...... or had bought a new phone off DelBoy where:
a) half the buttons were missing,
b) half the buttons didn't work,
c) was programmed by someone who was only aware of one vowel - u,
d) the phone was in Japanese and was originally intended to guide Pilots into Heathrow's flight pattern.
Now, what was the question again?
postie
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
It does make you wonder though.........
What was the reaction of the first person who ever got a text speak text message?
He/she must have thought that whoever sent the message was having a siezure... or had completely lost their marbles...... or had bought a new phone off DelBoy where:
a) half the buttons were missing,
b) half the buttons didn't work,
c) was programmed by someone who was only aware of one vowel - u,
d) the phone was in Japanese and was originally intended to guide Pilots into Heathrow's flight pattern.
Now, what was the question again?

Erm, Wishmaster... if half the buttons were missing..and the other half don't work... what use is the mobile for texting at all??
postie
Sex God
Quote by R n M
So why is it necessary to take the piss? A new couple on here ask for some advice, surely someone could oblige without being silly about it. All you had to do was explain in a diplomatic way that typing in caps is seen as "shouting" and using phone text language is not advisable. Is it really necessary to put people off when they feel nervous enough as it is?

Seeing as I started the piss taking, here's my explanation.
If someone with a keyboard and time, who sits there with a question they would like answering, and can't be bothered to write a sentence that is understandable in the first place, and then chooses to use childish text speak, to save themselves the effort of a couple of extra key-strokes, then they deserve an unmerciless piss taking. After all, they were asking people to reply, which means others will go to some effort to help them, when new_swingers clearly couldn't be arsed to even make their sentence legible...
Fair enough they are newbies, but that doesn't mean they are excused from being polite, (and yes, they wrote "TY" at the end, but that is hardly a proper thank you) or having some basic grip on how the site works. A very small change in the way they spelt their question would have meant they received some serious replies and help from people on here... as a few people actually did anyways.
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by R n M
So why is it necessary to take the piss? A new couple on here ask for some advice, surely someone could oblige without being silly about it. All you had to do was explain in a diplomatic way that typing in caps is seen as "shouting" and using phone text language is not advisable. Is it really necessary to put people off when they feel nervous enough as it is?
Anyway new_swingers, my gf and I are fairly new to this and we checked many sites before testing the waters. Although the G spot was a good location for us we were put off by some of the reviews we saw. Apparently they have a problem with badly behaved single men, even on so called "couples only" nights. We decided on a house party instead because it was easier to get an invite without giving a lot of personal information. Having found it enjoyable we did a couple more and then progressed on to a club. We went to La Chambre in Sheffied and had a brilliant time. If you can get there I recommend it, if not you would probably do well to go to Chameleions in Darleston, people on this site have said some good things about it and we will get round to trying it soon hopefully.

Due to the mix of people who visit SH there's bound to be those that enjoy nothing better than piss taking. Bullying really, but piss take seems to be more pc here.
It's cyber echoeing the reality of life. It's how you choose to deal with life's negativity that's of importance.
Me personally, I choose to stay away from negativity. It's kinda like that one bad apple that will rot the rest.
Have a look around the board, the fermenting rot is more than evident. It's a matter of noting who's responsible for the kinda "rot" you don't appreciate and mark them with AVOID!
postie
Sex God
Quote by Libra+Love
So why is it necessary to take the piss? A new couple on here ask for some advice, surely someone could oblige without being silly about it. All you had to do was explain in a diplomatic way that typing in caps is seen as "shouting" and using phone text language is not advisable. Is it really necessary to put people off when they feel nervous enough as it is?
Anyway new_swingers, my gf and I are fairly new to this and we checked many sites before testing the waters. Although the G spot was a good location for us we were put off by some of the reviews we saw. Apparently they have a problem with badly behaved single men, even on so called "couples only" nights. We decided on a house party instead because it was easier to get an invite without giving a lot of personal information. Having found it enjoyable we did a couple more and then progressed on to a club. We went to La Chambre in Sheffied and had a brilliant time. If you can get there I recommend it, if not you would probably do well to go to Chameleions in Darleston, people on this site have said some good things about it and we will get round to trying it soon hopefully.

Due to the mix of people who visit SH there's bound to be those that enjoy nothing better than piss taking. Bullying really, but piss take seems to be more pc here.
It's cyber echoeing the reality of life. It's how you choose to deal with life's negativity that's of importance.
Me personally, I choose to stay away from negativity. It's kinda like that one bad apple that will rot the rest.
Have a look around the board, the fermenting rot is more than evident. It's a matter of noting who's responsible for the kinda "rot" you don't appreciate and mark them with AVOID!
Are you saying i was bullying Libra?? If so, i think you have it all wrong. And i find that quite offensive. I've stated why i took the piss in the post above yours, and i think it is absolutely correct.
So..am i being a bully?
Libra__Love
Sex God
Ah Gawd Postie, you have this thing with me, don't you?
Go back and read what I wrote, if I mentioned your name then I meant YOU. If I didn't mention your name then if the cap fits wear it.
johneboy
Orgasminator
Quote by Sarah
My g spot needs inspection,.............now who can I get to to carry out that inspection? :twisted:

Sarah, I have a nearly new inspection lamp in my garage that needs testing :idea:
Now there's an offer you can't refuse :undecided:
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by postie
It does make you wonder though.........
What was the reaction of the first person who ever got a text speak text message?
He/she must have thought that whoever sent the message was having a siezure... or had completely lost their marbles...... or had bought a new phone off DelBoy where:
a) half the buttons were missing,
b) half the buttons didn't work,
c) was programmed by someone who was only aware of one vowel - u,
d) the phone was in Japanese and was originally intended to guide Pilots into Heathrow's flight pattern.
Now, what was the question again?

Erm, Wishmaster... if half the buttons were missing..and the other half don't work... what use is the mobile for texting at all??
prps I shud xpln betr ........ it wz n either / or statmnt ... tsk ..... gotta xpln evrythn in english now....... what was the score anyway and can you get tickets for the next match? ...... heheheee
postie
Sex God
Quote by Libra+Love
Ah Gawd Postie, you have this thing with me, don't you?
Go back and read what I wrote, if I mentioned your name then I meant YOU. If I didn't mention your name then if the cap fits wear it.

Excuse me for just putting the bloody obvious together, but, I wrote a post explaining my piss taking, and you write a post straight after that saying piss takers are bullies... so, what am i to conclude from that? You are calling me a bully... seems a logical conclusion.
And as for "having a thing with you"... i think you'll find you have just joined this thread, straight after i posted and i have been on this thread all the way through, so who has "a thing" with who?
You can try and hide behind the " if the cap fits" statement if you want, but why don't you have the guts to just say it?
You had threads locked last week, there was a kick off in the forum about it and you posted a piss take at the Mods for doing their job... and now you are calling people bullies... seems to me you are still smarting at what happened last week.... get a grip Libra, stop being a pain, and lighten up. FFS
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by postie
Excuse me for just putting the bloody obvious together, but, I wrote a post explaining my piss taking, and you write a post straight after that saying piss takers are bullies... so, what am i to conclude from that? You are calling me a bully... seems a logical conclusion.

I was talking about all the piss takers not just you, and yes you are a piss taker.
Quote by postie
And as for "having a thing with you"... i think you'll find you have just joined this thread, straight after i posted and i have been on this thread all the way through, so who has "a thing" with who?

redface Sorry, didn't realise I shouldn't join in a thread other than from the very start. My mistake.
Quote by postie
You can try and hide behind the " if the cap fits" statement if you want, but why don't you have the guts to just say it?

Postie you're a bully, and this isn't the first time YOU've had a go at ME.
Quote by postie
You had threads locked last week, there was a kick off in the forum about it and you posted a piss take at the Mods for doing their job... and now you are calling people bullies... seems to me you are still smarting at what happened last week.... get a grip Libra, stop being a pain, and lighten up. FFS

The thread locking thing lately isn't the first time it's happened and probably wont be the last. I'm not smarting over it. It's far too insignificant to trouble over. I didn't give the mods a hard time for doing their job. And I notice a mod on this thread doing a stirling job at piss taking too!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Libra+Love
And I notice a mod on this thread doing a stirling job at piss taking too!

Thankyou!! kiss :kiss: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
postie
Sex God
Quote by Libra+Love

Excuse me for just putting the bloody obvious together, but, I wrote a post explaining my piss taking, and you write a post straight after that saying piss takers are bullies... so, what am i to conclude from that? You are calling me a bully... seems a logical conclusion.

I was talking about all the piss takers not just you, and yes you are a piss taker.
Quote by postie
And as for "having a thing with you"... i think you'll find you have just joined this thread, straight after i posted and i have been on this thread all the way through, so who has "a thing" with who?

redface Sorry, didn't realise I shouldn't join in a thread other than from the very start. My mistake.
Quote by postie
You can try and hide behind the " if the cap fits" statement if you want, but why don't you have the guts to just say it?

Postie you're a bully, and this isn't the first time YOU've had a go at ME.
Quote by postie
You had threads locked last week, there was a kick off in the forum about it and you posted a piss take at the Mods for doing their job... and now you are calling people bullies... seems to me you are still smarting at what happened last week.... get a grip Libra, stop being a pain, and lighten up. FFS

The thread locking thing lately isn't the first time it's happened and probably wont be the last. I'm not smarting over it. It's far too insignificant to trouble over. I didn't give the mods a hard time for doing their job. And I notice a mod on this thread doing a stirling job at piss taking too!
First. If you can't tell the difference between piss taking and bullying then you are going to think this place is over-run with bullies. And by your definition you are therefore calling Sarge a bully. Is he, Libra?
I've had one "incident" with you... last week. When you were piss taking yourself under the guise of some sentimental stuff you wrote, and you were having a go at the Mods for doing their job, which is what the " I love the sound of keys being jangled" statement you wrote was about... and i didn't say anything out of order, i just called you catty. Which is what you were being. And as for saying "this isn't the first time I've had a go at you" .... I'm defending myself here... not having a go... you call someone a bully, you ARE going to get a response.
As for not joining threads, you accused me of "having a thing", and i pointed out i was here first, so it's hardly me following you around as you impied. It wasn't to do with anything else, and only a simpleton would mis-understand that... and I really love the way you slyly call someone a name, then accuse them of having a thing with you because they need to defend themselves.
As for calling me a bully. You are wrong. I clearly posted a piss take. I had the decency to explain myself when someone asked (r n m). And it was a fair piss take. The original sentance on this thread isn't even grammatical, legible, in the right place, written in CAPS and uses text speak.
Hope that clears that up... and I hope you get back to bed... and get out of it on the right side.
Wishmaster
Sex God
Postie / Libra
Let's not get personal over this.... the thread started off as a bit of light hearted banter, let's keep it that way......... there's enough serious shit going on in the world already. All that will happen here is that the thread will get locked - then we all lose.
Flame wars solve nothing.
btw..... sarge is doing a sterling job ....... what will he be doing when we're all spending euros over here ....... a euroic job?.. hehehe . sarge ... my euro .. sigh .... pmsl.. sounds Welsh that
Unknown User
"PEOPLE ! PEOPLE !"
Remember that this week is "International Brotherhood Week". A week when we must try and do our best to be nice to ALL.
If we can not say nice things to our fellow man/woman/ human beings then the very least we can do is to "Shut Up" and say nowt.
I have now shut up.
postie
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
Postie / Libra
Let's not get personal over this.... the thread started off as a bit of light hearted banter, let's keep it that way......... there's enough serious shit going on in the world already. All that will happen here is that the thread will get locked - then we all lose.
Flame wars solve nothing.
btw..... sarge is doing a sterling job ....... what will he be doing when we're all spending euros over here ....... a euroic job?.. hehehe . sarge ... my euro .. sigh .... pmsl.. sounds Welsh that

I was enjoying it too Wishmaster... oh well. I guess i had better go do RL stuff and stop wasting my day off....
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
"PEOPLE ! PEOPLE !"
Remember that this week is "International Brotherhood Week". A week when we must try and do our best to be nice to ALL.
If we can not say nice things to our fellow man/woman/ human beings then the very least we can do is to "Shut Up" and say nowt.
I have now shut up.

Do we have to start singing that 'Save All Your Kisses For Me' song..... eeeeeeuuuurrghh!!! ........... oh Brother!!!
Unknown User
wink
All the Oldies hate the Newbies,
And the Newbies hate the Oldies
The Swingers hate the Doggers
But everyone loves the Mods.
But during National Brotherhood Week
It's ev'ryone-smile-at-one-another-hood week
Be nice to people who are inferior to you
It's only for a week, so have no fear
Be thankfull that it does'nt last all year.
:wink:
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
wink
All the Oldies hate the Newbies,
And the Newbies hate the Oldies
The Swingers hate the Doggers
But everyone loves the Mods.
But during National Brotherhood Week
It's ev'ryone-smile-at-one-another-hood week
Be nice to people who are inferior to you
It's only for a week, so have no fear
Be thankfull that it does'nt last all year.
:wink:

I used to be an editor on a poetry critique forum ............ hmmmmmm my advice......
Start singing 'Save All Your Kisses For Me....... '
Unknown User
Quote by Wishmaster
wink
All the Oldies hate the Newbies,
And the Newbies hate the Oldies
The Swingers hate the Doggers
But everyone loves the Mods.
But during National Brotherhood Week
It's ev'ryone-smile-at-one-another-hood week
Be nice to people who are inferior to you
It's only for a week, so have no fear
Be thankfull that it does'nt last all year.
:wink:

I used to be an editor on a poetry critique forum ............ hmmmmmm my advice......
Start singing 'Save All Your Kisses For Me....... '

I used to be an Editor but then I became a Human.
fabio
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
wink
All the Oldies hate the Newbies,
And the Newbies hate the Oldies
The Swingers hate the Doggers
But everyone loves the Mods.
But during National Brotherhood Week
It's ev'ryone-smile-at-one-another-hood week
Be nice to people who are inferior to you
It's only for a week, so have no fear
Be thankfull that it does'nt last all year.
:wink:

Fred.... mate, seriously... have they upped the dose on the medicines in the old folks home???? i am getting worried..... i feel a war story coming soon.... smile :) :) :)
Unknown User
Fabio mate
wink Your safe lol
It seems to have put Oil on Troubled Waters though rolleyes
Fred
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by R n M
So why is it necessary to take the piss? A new couple on here ask for some advice, surely someone could oblige without being silly about it. All you had to do was explain in a diplomatic way that typing in caps is seen as "shouting" and using phone text language is not advisable. Is it really necessary to put people off when they feel nervous enough as it is?
.

Their initial way of asking the question gave rise to the piss-take. As Postie pointed out, why should anyone bother when they can't even be bothered to formulate the question with proper words? They were only subjected to a minor piss-take compared to some that have happened on here. Use of capitals etc. has been explained to them and they have been offered information by pm from Steph if they want it. The pages after that aren't really taking the piss out of them, they are just forum members having a laugh. Well, some of them anyway rolleyes Oh, and nowhere in their initial post did new_swingers say that they were nervous. They asked for an opinion.