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Quote by postie
HI CAN NE TELL ME WOT G SPOT IS LIKE TY
Y wot U wanna no 4... n cn u turn ov yr capslock.. an lern to rite proper...so yous dont sound like a divvy???
(surely it isn't just going to be me who rips the piss out of this.....) :twisted:
Yes you are.................because the rest of us enjoy the challenge of trying to decipher WWII code that SOE or Bletchley Park could not crack.
Welcome to the site new_swingers and ignore this nasty pasty
Dave_Notts
ps how did I write that without bursting out laughing
Quote by postie
HI CAN NE TELL ME WOT G SPOT IS LIKE TY
Y wot U wanna no 4... n cn u turn ov yr capslock.. an lern to rite proper...so yous dont sound like a divvy???
(surely it isn't just going to be me who rips the piss out of this.....) :twisted:
Postie You Divvy
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
But yes I have to agree with you = got the makings of a good "piss take"
Fred
Quote by Dave__Notts
HI CAN NE TELL ME WOT G SPOT IS LIKE TY
Y wot U wanna no 4... n cn u turn ov yr capslock.. an lern to rite proper...so yous dont sound like a divvy???
(surely it isn't just going to be me who rips the piss out of this.....) :twisted:
Yes you are.................because the rest of us enjoy the challenge of trying to decipher WWII code that SOE or Bletchley Park could not crack.
Welcome to the site new_swingers and ignore this nasty pasty
Dave_Notts
ps how did I write that without bursting out laughing
dave_notts, you truly are an Enigma....
Quote by postie
HI CAN NE TELL ME WOT G SPOT IS LIKE TY
Y wot U wanna no 4... n cn u turn ov yr capslock.. an lern to rite proper...so yous dont sound like a divvy???
(surely it isn't just going to be me who rips the piss out of this.....) :twisted:
Yes you are.................because the rest of us enjoy the challenge of trying to decipher WWII code that SOE or Bletchley Park could not crack.
Welcome to the site new_swingers and ignore this nasty pasty
Dave_Notts
ps how did I write that without bursting out laughing
dave_notts, you truly are an Enigma....
oooooooooooo with billions of combinations to make me purr
Dave_Notts
Sex God
Quote by postie
HI CAN NE TELL ME WOT G SPOT IS LIKE TY
Y wot U wanna no 4... n cn u turn ov yr capslock.. an lern to rite proper...so yous dont sound like a divvy???
(surely it isn't just going to be me who rips the piss out of this.....) :twisted:
That would be very novel wouldn't it, letting one escape without a piss-take?
Thing is, he obviously is quite unaware of his faux pas. So to new_swingers....
1. Use of capitals is seen as shouting and therefore rude.
2. Text speak isn't very easy to read and will result in you getting either no response or the piss taken out of you.
As you were, Postie
Quote by equinox
Hello Postie,
I've only read 2 of your replies- 1 to him and 1 to me.
........
.Were you bullied as a child?
Sorry mate, truly sorry, i'm in a foul mood tonight, and as such can't resist saying the obvious to those who, on first, second and third glance seem to be putting themselves forward for an experiment in social Darwinism.
And did the lass you named on SH, who you couldn't email, pm you ??
(and in case you can't work it out... if you know her name on here, YOU can PM her.... which is why your thread was so ridiculous)
Sex God
Quote by angelnn66
would like to help new_swingers but have absolutely no idea what the question is!
It translates to 'hello, please can anyone tell me what Gspot swingers club is like?'
That's only a rough translation mind, I never did O-level text-speak.
Quote by freckledbird
would like to help new_swingers but have absolutely no idea what the question is!
It translates to 'hello, please can anyone tell me what Gspot swingers club is like?'
That's only a rough translation mind, I never did O-level text-speak.
Seeing as they want other people to spend the energy telling them what it is like, it would have been nice if they'd have spent those extra 14 keystrokes they saved by writing total bollox, into something legible.
( i know, sad isn't it, i counted...
) Quote by Sexysteph
If you mean Gspot swingers club ....... sleeze pit springs to mind as does god knows how many STDs...
Oooops then again I am not supposed to have known about them the Management told me to keep stum - sod the customers.
Try doing a search on the forum for it and you will see other opinions from the past.
Pm me if you want to hear the actual truth about that dive.
Steph
"Actual Truth" so what's the above then Steph hun? - you being subtle and beating about the bush?
Go on. Tell us what you really think. pmsl
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
what a lass!
Sex God
G-Spot, Is that a Rap Club?
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
G-Spot, Is that a Rap Club?
So, M2PU, you're saying you don't know where the g-spot is?
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
G-Spot, Is that a Rap Club?
So, M2PU, you're saying you don't know where the g-spot is?
well it's not listed in my sat nav
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
G-Spot, Is that a Rap Club?
So, M2PU, you're saying you don't know where the g-spot is?
well it's not listed in my sat nav
Bloody hell, that sat nav would be worth millions if it directed men to the g-spot :shock:
'Turn left at the right knee. Move forward approximately 45cm. Enter. You have reached your destination. Carry on....'
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
G-Spot, Is that a Rap Club?
So, M2PU, you're saying you don't know where the g-spot is?
well it's not listed in my sat nav
Bloody hell, that sat nav would be worth millions if it directed men to the g-spot :shock:
'Turn left at the right knee. Move forward approximately 45cm. Enter. You have reached your destination. Carry on....'
Im not sure i want to find if if theres enough space to park a Jag :scared:
Quote by freckledbird
G-Spot, Is that a Rap Club?
So, M2PU, you're saying you don't know where the g-spot is?
well it's not listed in my sat nav
Bloody hell, that sat nav would be worth millions if it directed men to the g-spot :shock:
'Turn left at the right knee. Move forward approximately 45cm. Enter. You have reached your destination. Carry on....'
Ah.... i see...... THAT g-spot....though you'd better ask tatty.... seem to hit it most times ((Gawd, she's going to kill me)
Orgasminator
Quote by postie
G-Spot, Is that a Rap Club?
So, M2PU, you're saying you don't know where the g-spot is?
well it's not listed in my sat nav
Bloody hell, that sat nav would be worth millions if it directed men to the g-spot :shock:
'Turn left at the right knee. Move forward approximately 45cm. Enter. You have reached your destination. Carry on....'
Ah.... i see...... THAT g-spot....though you'd better ask tatty.... seem to hit it most times ((Gawd, she's going to kill me)
DAMM FUCKIN STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!
Sexlightened
:shock:
Quote by tattyxpx
G-Spot, Is that a Rap Club?
So, M2PU, you're saying you don't know where the g-spot is?
well it's not listed in my sat nav
Bloody hell, that sat nav would be worth millions if it directed men to the g-spot :shock:
'Turn left at the right knee. Move forward approximately 45cm. Enter. You have reached your destination. Carry on....'
Ah.... i see...... THAT g-spot....though you'd better ask tatty.... seem to hit it most times ((Gawd, she's going to kill me)
DAMM FUCKIN STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!
oooo herrrrrrr......... tampex shell we smack his bum boy posie
:smackbottom: Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
So why is it necessary to take the piss?
Because that is what we do best!! If you neither like nor understand that then I suggest that this is not the place for you and I bid you farewell!!
:? :? :? 
:roll: :roll: necessary, i thought it was mandatory :rascal:
