This is completely pointless and silly. But as booze figures a lot in sexual encounters, its about time some of our favourite drinks were more identifiable for their sexual orientations.
I think Zinfandel is a slightly bi curious female.
Barolo is a straight hetero guy, all the way.
Gewertztraminer is a male street prostitute, specialising in blow jobs.
Anyway over to you guys................
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gender and sexual orientation of wine
Quote by duncanlondon
This is completely pointless and silly. But as booze figures a lot in sexual encounters, its about time some of our favourite drinks were more identifiable for their sexual orientations.
I think Zinfandel is a slightly bi curious female.
Barolo is a straight hetero guy, all the way.
Gewertztraminer is a male street prostitute, specialising in blow jobs.
Anyway over to you guys................
I'm not sure I want to know about Liebfraumilch or Lambrini :shock:
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Dark rum is a Bi male Sailor called Captain Morgan
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Diamond White Cider... Like being ass-fecked by an insensitive Panda.
