You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;
For example...
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.
3) Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because its always getting hit on.
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right
buttons to push, he keeps trying
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Gender of Non Living Things?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote by Wishmaster
Good post........... don't ya just hate being stereotyped!!!
My ex was awarded custody of the remote when we broke up as part of her divorce settlement so to piss her off I took the telly.
i had that too,,when house was being sold she decided she was having the sky tv..
i said if you want the dish you can go up on the roof and fffff get it yourself
wow that real good never though of things that way :thumbup:
this is perfect :giggle:
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right
buttons to push, he keeps trying
this is perfect :giggle:
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right
buttons to push, he keeps trying
Warming the Bed
Ok what about beer,
my thoughts would be female because:
When its fresh its, tasty bubbly and good looking.
It soon goes warm and flat and you loose your interest
If you get too involved it leads to bad things
Thats why i will be eternaly single
my thoughts would be female because:
When its fresh its, tasty bubbly and good looking.
It soon goes warm and flat and you loose your interest
If you get too involved it leads to bad things
Thats why i will be eternaly single
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male when new but change with time at the point when they become "old bags".
(2) Copiers -- They are Male, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again.
3) Tyre -- Female because it's bouncy and you can ride it.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Old Miss Marple Female, because it's full of wind and carries a wicker basket
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're good for cleaning things, (not very pc that one).
6) Web Page -- Female, but because whenever you really need it the servers down.
7) Subway -- Female because it's a hole you can shoot through (sorry).
8) Hourglass -- Male because 4 minutes is long enough for anyone.
Musketeer, giving up, losing the will to live.
(2) Copiers -- They are Male, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again.
3) Tyre -- Female because it's bouncy and you can ride it.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Old Miss Marple Female, because it's full of wind and carries a wicker basket
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're good for cleaning things, (not very pc that one).
6) Web Page -- Female, but because whenever you really need it the servers down.
7) Subway -- Female because it's a hole you can shoot through (sorry).
8) Hourglass -- Male because 4 minutes is long enough for anyone.
Musketeer, giving up, losing the will to live.
Warming the Bed
windows crashes are female
becasue it gives you reasons for the problems but bugger knows what they are on about or how to fix them
becasue it gives you reasons for the problems but bugger knows what they are on about or how to fix them
My old car is definitely female:
- Costs a lot of money to keep running.
- Needs a lot of TLC.
- Needs make up before I take it (HER) out.
- Looks great in front of all the other males.
- For all the love and care I lavish on it (HER) rewards me by embarrassing me by breaking down, leaking water/oil etc. in front of my friends.
But I do love her!!!!
McC
- Costs a lot of money to keep running.
- Needs a lot of TLC.
- Needs make up before I take it (HER) out.
- Looks great in front of all the other males.
- For all the love and care I lavish on it (HER) rewards me by embarrassing me by breaking down, leaking water/oil etc. in front of my friends.
But I do love her!!!!
McC
