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Derbygirl
Master of Sex
there is a cock shot fully exposed on our thread , you may wish to take appropriate action
regards willing
Reese
Sex God
Bloody hell! That's one of the biggest cocks I've ever seen! :shock:
Vix
Sex God
OMG!!!
Even dwarfs you, babe.
marmalaid
Sex God
I hang my head in shame redface , but steadfastly refuse to remove it, ban me if you must, but I refuse
ya bastids *
* = Copyright Vix 2004, all rights reserved.
Vix
Sex God
Is it your cock, hun?
fabio
Sex God
imagine gobbling on a cock that size....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i hear bernard matthews is on the prowl......
sean xxxxxxxx
marmalaid
Sex God
I found it, so it'sss ourssss is that pressssiousss cock, so leave it.
It's mine mine mine mine mine mine mine.
Marms
bluexxx
Sex God
Sorry, I couldn't possibly gobble on that, I'm a vegetarian cool
TheFacilitator
Sexpert
It brings to mind....
Do you like chicken?
Well taste this...it's fowl!!
SORRY!! Had to be done!
fabio
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Sorry, I couldn't possibly gobble on that, I'm a vegetarian cool

you have just made me choke on my choccy bar....... biggrin :D :D
so you not a meat eater then blue.... you have just broken my heart honey.....
sean xxxxx
Jags
Sex God
Well it is LARGE and it is a COCK and it is ERECT.... :shock: :shock: but I think that Big Mal's Little Mal is more of an animal!!
lol
Derbygirl
Master of Sex
Quote by fabio grooverider
imagine gobbling on a cock that size....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i hear bernard matthews is on the prowl......
sean xxxxxxxx
bluexxx
Sex God
Sorry Fabio, not a scrap of meat has passed my lips since I was 11 years old :shock: wink
westerross
Sex God
Quote by willing but nervous
and just think of the yellow hairs that would get stuck in the back of your throat.

'scuse me but a few people have got yellow hairs on their cock - so let's not get cockist eh?
Besides you'd see mine is bigger in the photo = it's just that bluddy chicken jumped into the foreground at the last minute!
RSAB2
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
tallnhairy
Sex God
Sorry, but where are you supposed to get a condom for that???
Not safe, not playing...
the_tongue
Orgasminator
Quote by tallnhairy
Sorry, but where are you supposed to get a condom for that???
Not safe, not playing...

You have to have them specially cost me a bloody fortune lol
anais
Sex God
Ive been told that Vegan condoms have no meat in them.....
xanaisx
PS if you boil a condom for a few minutes it will stretch big enough to go over the top of an old red telephone box, great fun if someones using the phone at the time!!
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
Ive been told that Vegan condoms have no meat in them.....
xanaisx
confused :? :? :? :? :? Hmmm sounds about as much use as a chocolate fireguard...
Just a thought but do vegans masterbate?
davej
Sex God
Quote by anais
PS if you boil a condom for a few minutes it will stretch big enough to go over the top of an old red telephone box, great fun if someones using the phone at the time!!

jeez and I thought phone sex was already very safe..........but I guess we can never take enough precautions.
anais
Sex God
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Just a thought but do vegans masterbate?

I have it on good authority that they do smile
jeez and I thought phone sex was already very safe..........but I guess we can never take enough precautions.

Its not that safe if its an STD call lol Ok I know bad joke...
xanaisx