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Genie in the lamp....

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Ok just for fun, if you had your lamp in front of you and wanted to give it a rub.. :rascal: what would be your 3 wishes?
Mine are:
1) to win some money this week, enough to give my hubby some well deserved time off work;
2) to have an immediate answer on a decision I have to make; :undecided:
3) to give a very close friend of mine 100% health back again
Over to you guys wink
1. For my new job to make enough money so I could stick with it instead of going back to office work
2. For the love of my life to want to be in this lifestyle with me
3. Nope, that's it, really. And I'm not sure of the order of the above wishes
Quote by Cherrytree
1. For my new job to make enough money so I could stick with it instead of going back to office work
2. For the love of my life to want to be in this lifestyle with me
3. Nope, that's it, really. And I'm not sure of the order of the above wishes

kiss
1. Health to all those I love
2. Happiness to all those I love
3. To make it just a little bit bigger...
1. Enough money not to have to work. (Come on guys - no-one actually WANTS to have to work).
2. Son to be settled and happy in his life.
3. World peace and all that jazz.
ooohhh tough one
enough money to send mr Bone on the hol of his life to somewhere hes always wanted to go
to really matter to someone that I dont any more
to get rid of all my insecurities and worries
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1. Enough money not to have to work. (Come on guys - no-one actually WANTS to have to work).

Could I amend that slightly, as I did love my job and working?
"Enough money to not have to think of money" would be more appropriate for me I think.
health ,happiness and good luck to .family and friends and think that would be my 3 wishes gone but think if people have got al 3 they will be fine.
& happiness for Mr W and our girls
be able to book the much needed hol for next year without worrying we're overstretching finances...
thing I just mentioned to you in PM, in perpetuity wink
Bollox i'm shallow -
1) oodles of cash (i mean obscene amounts)
2) Me too be really chuffed with life
3) My lot (Mrs n kids) to benefit from the 2 above
Quote by Misterwood
1. Health to all those I love
2. Happiness to all those I love
3. To make it just a little bit bigger...

I knew it wouldn't be long before one of you lovely men put this!!! lol
Quote by winchwench
& happiness for Mr W and our girls
be able to book the much needed hol for next year without worrying we're overstretching finances...
thing I just mentioned to you in PM, in perpetuity wink

Then for you and a few others already posted, I really wish I was that genie in the lamp
What's really heart warming is that most of us use our 3 wishes for other people (even Lostie bless ya! wink )
- that's really made me feel all warm and gooey inside kiss
1: to see a very special friend back to full health
2: not to have to worry financially anymore
3: to be happy
I'd change this last one to 'repair a very close friendship before it's too late' and that would make me happy :cry:
1) health and wealth for me and mine
2) to have a difficult home situation resolved finally
3) to be able to visit some of the lovely SHadies :rascal:
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1) health and wealth for me and mine
2) to have a difficult home situation resolved finally
3) to be able to visit some of the lovely SHadies :rascal:

:shock:
we have a fan!
Quote by jaymar
1) health and wealth for me and mine
2) to have a difficult home situation resolved finally
3) to be able to visit some of the lovely SHadies :rascal:

:shock:
we have a fan!
I'm sure I'm not the only one ;-)
Quote by Steve
1) health and wealth for me and mine
2) to have a difficult home situation resolved finally
3) to be able to visit some of the lovely SHadies :rascal:

Our is past that, but I sure as hell wish it for you two kiss
Quote by winchwench
1) health and wealth for me and mine
2) to have a difficult home situation resolved finally
3) to be able to visit some of the lovely SHadies :rascal:

Our is past that, but I sure as hell wish it for you two kiss
Thanks babe kiss
1) World peace
2) No animal cruelty
3) No famine
I can't see these happening any time soon, but I can wish...
eternal health
eternal life
the same for those I love.
My three wishes would be:
1. Financial security for me and my family
2. To succeed in my new career
3. Good health for my family and friends
Nola x

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done... Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for .. a good man."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said:
"Let me see that bloody map again."
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2) No animal cruelty

I've never had an animal be cruel to me :P
Right now i'd settle for,
1. Financial security for me and my family.
2. Great health for my family and friends
3. The school holidays to be over already :giggle:
Quote by Steve
1) health and wealth for me and mine
2) to have a difficult home situation resolved finally
3) to be able to visit some of the lovely SHadies :rascal:

Our is past that, but I sure as hell wish it for you two kiss
Thanks babe kiss
kiss for both of you xx
Quote by jaymar
1. Health to all those I love
2. Happiness to all those I love
3. To make it just a little bit bigger...

I knew it wouldn't be long before one of you lovely men put this!!! lol
Oh Mar... I meant life in general! I've made it, I just wanna make it a little bigger...What did you think I meant?? :giggle:
1 - For my family and friends to have no worries
2 - To have my other half living closer than 200 miles away
3 - To live a happy life
Quote by Misterwood
1. Health to all those I love
2. Happiness to all those I love
3. To make it just a little bit bigger...

I knew it wouldn't be long before one of you lovely men put this!!! lol
Oh Mar... I meant life in general! I've made it, I just wanna make it a little bigger...What did you think I meant?? :giggle:
the contents of your wallet of course! :grin:
HJ .. you don't arf make me larf!! biggrin
Quote by HJ

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done... Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for .. a good man."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said: "Let me see that bloody map again."