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Getting caught w*nking

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Do you furtively wank? Or do you say to your partner if your fortunate to have one "Just off upstairs for a wa*k dear"
If you do furtively wa*k have you ever been caught and felt really guilty or did you just say hey come help out a moment.
If you've caught a partner wa*king, were you shocked! Did you feel disappointed or possibly even relieved that you weren't involved.
My own answers to the above were yes yes and yes biggrin
Can't really say I have ever been 'caught' or indeed 'caught' my partner...
With one of my exes however, I used to find that I often woke earlier than he did. So, if I woke up feeling particularly horny, I would often start to have a lil play... he would usually wake up during (or failing that when I came, I saw no reason to hold back on the sound effects - the lazy bugger!! lol) and that would lead nicely into a lovely morning shag.
So I'm not really concerned about being caught - I do it, they do it... where's the harm in that?!
I think everybody masturbates and sometimes people get caught up in the social stigma thing as to not admitting it or keeping it from their partner because they think it wrong (childhood conception that sticks i suppose).
I myself am partial to the odd self gratification when miss is not about, and have never been "caught" as if i ever feel the need i'll generally start and miss will finish off the job for me if she sees my predicament.
I was caught by my mother once though, hugely embarrassing and from then n she would always make sure there was a box of tissues and a bin in my room by my bed. OH THE SHAME OF IT!! wink
I am not proud to admit this, but I am a wank cheat.
Yes normally I make love to myself quite openly and honestly, thrashing away happily uninhibited. The foreplay is excellent, the cuddles in the aftermath leaving me warm and loved.
But now and then I do cheat and have a shifty quick one all to myself.
Shameful I know to have to reveal this unsavoury aspect of myself, but there you have it. What can we do?
can females join in here?
being single yes its a necessity at times,
sometimes its what i want, i dont want sex, i dont want to be concerned about someone elses pleasure i just need to cum.
other times its in an attempt to relive the sexual frustrations cuse i do want sex and cant get any, but it doesnt seem to matter how often i cum it wont hit the spot or compensate having proper sex.
sometimes i do it after sex once they have gone cuse they were crap sex lol
and they say women are complicated,dunno where you get that idea from lol
opps edited cuse i realised i didnt answer origional question, ...
nope never been caught thank god, or just never seen them cuse im going blind from all this wanking lol
xx fem xx
Well i let anyone watch so does that qualify as being caught?
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sometimes its what i want, i dont want sex, i dont want to be concerned about someone elses pleasure i just need to cum.

I know that Fem, been there myself a few times :thumbup:
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other times its in an attempt to relive the sexual frustrations cuse i do want sex and cant get any, but it doesnt seem to matter how often i cum it wont hit the spot or compensate having proper sex.

Nope, it doesn't rolleyes
I've never been caught that I can remember. If I wanted to wank I would just come out with it or ask Ian to do it for me but be honest and say I didn't want sex confused
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being single yes its a necessity at times,

For me, it's not so much a 'necessity' as a rather pleasurable indulgence - and that is how I see it, single or attached!
wanking is as much a part of my sex life as anything else.
I wank even when I have had good sex. I wank during good sex. I wank while wor lass is watching. She wanks while I am watching. We both wank even if we are sooo tired from sex that we can cum no more from that.
Wanking is another part of sex. It is not 'instead of'.
We watch each walk in on each other. She can go and wank in the shower and leave me wanking in the bed.
I think we are wankers.
We have races to see who can get to the finish line first!
It's usually me!!!
I don't bat and eyelid if I catch Den 'at it' and vice versa, don't see what the issue is!
maz xx
Normally get caught at 1am while trying to get a sneaky one in. Get moaned at for making her seasick confused
This thread made me smile.
Getting 'caught' wanking is surely the same as getting 'caught' eating a sandwich. It's a mostly personal pleasure that could be shared with someone else, but isn't really designed for sharing.
I know some guys worry that their lady enjoying herself means she is dissatisfied with what he is providing - but that's nothing to do with it.
If that's the case he'll know is so many worse ways already.
I got caught by my mother once, still, I was only twenty seven... so it's not so bad
lp
I don't know if this is only me...... but if I get tired driving I usually get an erection.
Once, about 10 years ago, I pulled into a lay-by in that condition. Van high seating, high bank to my left, road quiet early Sunday morning, thought I was pretty much on my own.
Just getting into it, for some reason looked up to my left. High on the bank, two farmers leaning on the fence, shotguns in hands, staring down at me. redface
That woke me up. Left pretty quick.
Slightly different story. When I was almost still a boy, late teens, I went to a big dinner party way out in the country. So far from home we were billeted with other people around the area. Me, because I'm a nasty little git, homed in on the girl in whose house I was staying, seemed the best prospect!
Anyway, back at her place, Father out for the night, heavy petting session, my trousers undone, her bra undone, TV ended (long time ago), little white dot on screen, I could see over her shoulder the brass door handle starting to turn ....
Well it turned, and we stuffed things away, and it rattled and turned BUT DID NOT OPEN. Her Fathers way of saying, "I'm home" without having to see what perhaps he did not want to see.
I have never been a Father, but I hope I would have reacted the same way.
me and an ex used to wank together quite often, although itd usually end up in oral as well..always good!! also like the same as some of you, i quite enjoyed watching her (fingers frantically rubbing)..on one occassion she even spoke to a guy off of here whislt she did it...amazing!!
think it is normnal to want to wank, and anyone who says it isnt...is wierd lol...
perfectly normal thing to do
been caught no
caught someone else no
being single can cost a fortune in batteries biggrin
My ex claims I was a w**ker for most of our married life.
So I guess she must have caught me out :shock: