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OK can anyone help me out here. How do I get my wife to take it in the ass. She's not averse to having a finger poked in there when I'm doing her doggy style, but always refuses when I suggest cock.
Any experienced takers offering help might be appreciated
Why dont you ask for some of our expert members in here to "do you up the ass" confused with a strap on in your wife's presence so that you can show her how easy it can be
dunno
My advice is to TALK to your wife not us redface good luck
yet another one........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
good first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with the tact and deplomacy you have shown on here, i`m supprised she ain`t begged you too rolleyes
Quote by michal_and_dee
OK can anyone help me out here. How do I get my wife to take it in the ass. She's not averse to having a finger poked in there when I'm doing her doggy style, but always refuses when I suggest cock.
Any experienced takers offering help might be appreciated

Now I must pre warn you i've seen these threads before now what will happen shortley is all the lovely ladies on here are going to suggest excactly what the_Laird has posted, to see how you like it and myself I think they are right. As for your dilemma I really think it's something you and your partner should be discussing amongst yourselves as it's HER body and not ours smile
Calling Bloke2005...come in Bloke2005,your wanted!
There's your problem... She just does not trust you!!!
Does Ms michal_and_dee know your on this site?
Tut-Tut... I rest my case!
slip it in during your next canine mission and proclaim you have a 'really swollen finger due to hitting it with a hammer whilst putting some shelves up
NB: You may have to put up some shelves to pull this plan off.
If she reads this thread you will already have asked !!!!!!!!!
Wonder what the response will be !!!!!!!!!!!
ladies any thoughts?
bigmac
I'm curious why you would ask for advice about that here?
Swinging is based on being open, honest and respecting people's boundaries.
I'm not sure how to advise how you to get someone to do something sexual that they don't want to do - largely because it's thoughtless, selfish, disrespectful an ignorant.
Pssstttt!! - No means No!! confused :? :? :?
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OK can anyone help me out here. How do I get my wife to take it in the ass. She's not averse to having a finger poked in there when I'm doing her doggy style, but always refuses when I suggest cock.
Any experienced takers offering help might be appreciated

Maybe she doesn't want to.....in the same way that you may not wish to have your arse rogered senseless with a red hot poker. Sometimes you don't have to try it to know you don't want it biggrin
michal_and_dee are noticable by thier absence.........
Perhaps a change of heart?
Maybe after reading this thread together, Dee realised what she had missed out on all these years, and has bent over to take it.
Or maybe someone has realised what an error of judgement they made posting in the first place.
:twisted:
Well he can't say I didn't warn him dunno
just superglue her hands to the bedposts and take a long run up, jobs a good un :thumbup:
Quote by michal_and_dee
OK can anyone help me out here. How do I get my wife to take it in the ass. She's not averse to having a finger poked in there when I'm doing her doggy style, but always refuses when I suggest cock.
Any experienced takers offering help might be appreciated

This has gotta be a joke right?? haha... it is, isn't it confused
Well.... to say the bloke is in his 40's... You can tell he has sat and thought about the wording....... NOT rolleyes
At my guess...from there being no proper adverts posted, i'd say "the wife" obviously doesn't know anything about this post... or i will take a bet..... this site!!!!
all i can say is sit down and talk to your wife i did with mine, Let your wife decide when the time is right, Take it slow at first and if she says stop you must do that, oh and one more thing get a tube of wife and i boath love doing it
nice first post rolleyes
what you asking us for dunno you should be asking your wife, trust is a big think when it comes to anal, well it is for me anyway and like the rest have said, she probably dont no you have started this thread ABOUT HER or that you are on this site so what trust you two have i just dont know :roll:
its about time people but brain into gear before they post, especially when its your first post which will determine if you sink or swim!!!!!!!!
can you see the bottom of the ocean hun :roll: :roll: :roll:
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just superglue her hands to the bedposts and take a long run up, jobs a good un :thumbup:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
:scared:
My ex fiance said i could have her on our wedding night. Have heard same thing from a friend about his girlfriend too. Is nuptial anal sex in a government training manual for women somewhere? I knew the wicked witch was really running Britain..
theres nothing sadder than a man pretending his wife is a swinger when she is prim and proper in real life..... why not just be honest?
What i'd love to see is when michal_and_dee logs on again and see's his post has generated
2 pages of replies oh joy thinks said user as he opens thread to find every f'n one of them is berating his childish and i'm quite certain SELFISH post rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is ment as a joke..........
IMO he should be laid down and certain females :rascal: off this site use a strap on , on him, even if he says no, and then we should ask for his reaction........... rolleyes
Or is that just plain mean? cool
bloody hell i never get offers like that.......not fair! lol
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IMO he should be laid down and certain females :rascal: off this site use a strap on , on him, even if he says no, and then we should ask for his reaction........... rolleyes
Or is that just plain mean? cool

sounds like a bl***y good idea to me!! wink
Cant we do a bobbit instead ? :rascal:
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Cant we do a bobbit instead ? :rascal:
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mik69 crosses legs and winces before bolt
duel Come back here :giggle:
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Shouts from a very long way off not bloody likely I value my jewels redface
ask her?
offer money? blackmail?? lol