We have just joined the site - and what a site it is - no complaints from us lol xx What I want to know is how do you get vouched? (sounds painful but willing to give it a try). we would like to go to the yorkshire munch but can't (sniff) because we are newbies and need someone to vouch for us! Does that mean having to swing with everybody on the site lol if so shall we start on the 'A's and work our way down to 'Z'?...........advice needed guysxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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getting vouched? Does that require frolicking first??
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We ahev just joined the site - and what a site it is - no compplaints from us lolx What I want to know is how do you get vouched? (sounds painful but willing to give it a try). we would like to go to the yorkshire munch but can't (sniff) because we are newbies and need someone to vouch for us! Does that mean having to swing with everybody on the site lol if so shall we start on the 'A's and work our way down to 'Z'?...........advice needed guysxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You should get round to me in about 5 years time then .... hehehe ... welcome to SH.
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We don't (and wont!!) have a form of verification for new people. It's all about joining in on the forums and getting to know people through there. You may miss the yorkshire munch because you are too new, but there are others coming up which you will be able to attend in the fullness of time.
just stick around and join in, it's the best way.
Mal
just stick around and join in, it's the best way.
Mal
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Mal your white bits are looking pert and tweaky should get round to you about easter 2006!
Never let it be said that the moderators are not prepared to lay their lives on the line for their membership :shock: . Rather than allow all members A-L suffer an unknown fate, I am prepared to forego the alphabetical listiing and sacrifice myself ahead of all others. Should I survive this arduous task, I will report back and allow the shagging to recommence.
Should by some misfortune, I do not return, do not grieve, but remember fondly my dedication to duty................................
Ok, Kizzy - time? Date? :twisted:
Mal
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Mal your white bits are looking pert and tweaky should get round to you about easter 2006!
Never let it be said that the moderators are not prepared to lay their lives on the line for their membership :shock: . Rather than allow all members A-L suffer an unknown fate, I am prepared to forego the alphabetical listiing and sacrifice myself ahead of all others. Should I survive this arduous task, I will report back and allow the shagging to recommence.
Should by some misfortune, I do not return, do not grieve, but remember fondly my dedication to duty................................
Ok, Kizzy - time? Date? :twisted:
Mal
Oi you...... wait yer turn!
I agree that mods should always go first in these dangerous situations.... all in the line of duty of course :grin: ......... but bis before m, so sod off! :lol2:
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Oi you...... wait yer turn!
I agree that mods should always go first in these dangerous situations.... all in the line of duty of course :grin: ......... but b is before m, so sod off! :lol2:
You're missing the point, Blue. Everyone always says 'Aaah, Mal
:twisted: !' Sex God
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Oi you...... wait yer turn!
I agree that mods should always go first in these dangerous situations.... all in the line of duty of course :grin: ......... but b is before m, so sod off! :lol2:
You're missing the point, Blue. Everyone always says 'Aaah, Mal
:twisted: !'Aaah right I see :wary: ............ well that's one way to getm to the front of the queue I suppose :giggle:
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Oi you...... wait yer turn!
I agree that mods should always go first in these dangerous situations.... all in the line of duty of course :grin: ......... but b is before m, so sod off! :lol2:
You're missing the point, Blue. Everyone always says 'Aaah, Mal
:twisted: !'both of you can sod off !!!!!!
'blo' is definately before 'blu' and we dont say 'Aaah Mal' . we say 'Errrrm Mal'
now get to the back of the queue !!!! :smackbottom:
Steph
I am really glad you explained that - I had been concerned that I wasn't being invited to a munch, other than being pout on the reserve list. Now it makes sense and I can the point of being careful with new peple. I am not taking it personally any more
Would you really have reporters turning up? That's terrible!
I am really looking forward to my first munch anyway, but am also enjoying getting to know you all and finding out all I can before than.
I love this site
:love:
I am really glad you explained that - I had been concerned that I wasn't being invited to a munch, other than being pout on the reserve list. Now it makes sense and I can the point of being careful with new peple. I am not taking it personally any more
Would you really have reporters turning up? That's terrible!
I am really looking forward to my first munch anyway, but am also enjoying getting to know you all and finding out all I can before than.
I love this site
:love: Sex God
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Oi you...... wait yer turn!
I agree that mods should always go first in these dangerous situations.... all in the line of duty of course :grin: ......... but b is before m, so sod off! :lol2:
You're missing the point, Blue. Everyone always says 'Aaah, Mal
:twisted: !'both of you can sod off !!!!!!
'blo' is definately before 'blu' and we dont say 'Aaah Mal' . we say 'Errrrm Mal'
now get to the back of the queue !!!! :smackbottom:
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrm Mal"
.... that's more like it :lol2: 
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Quote by bluexxx
Oi you...... wait yer turn!
I agree that mods should always go first in these dangerous situations.... all in the line of duty of course :grin: ......... but b is before m, so sod off! :lol2:
You're missing the point, Blue. Everyone always says 'Aaah, Mal
:twisted: !'both of you can sod off !!!!!!
'blo' is definately before 'blu' and we dont say 'Aaah Mal' . we say 'Errrrm Mal'
now get to the back of the queue !!!! :smackbottom:
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrm Mal"
.... that's more like it :lol2: Errr rrrrrrrrrm Mal still comes ahead of 'Oi, Blue!' and not forgetting 'is she really Blond?'
Better hurry up Kizzy, your diary is getting full!! :lol:
Mal
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Right that;s it all of you I am starting at 'Z' , Zacariath where are you baby.
Steph thanks for the input on the munch - can see your point about being known although the news of the world could never pay me enough ha!! (can't believe people can be so shallow honest) would love to come to the next one as long as it is not in between 'S' and 'T' lots of Sheila's and Toms to get through so mite be busy..............xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Steph thanks for the input on the munch - can see your point about being known although the news of the world could never pay me enough ha!! (can't believe people can be so shallow honest) would love to come to the next one as long as it is not in between 'S' and 'T' lots of Sheila's and Toms to get through so mite be busy..............xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Seriously for a change, 'vouching' for someone is not necessarily about sex, to could be that you've sat and played chess (for example) for hours. There should never be any compulsion to engage in any sexual activity from anyone on here (apart from if that's your thing, obviously). Coercion is just as wrong on here as it is any where else. If you hang around here for long enough you will start to find that there are loads of social only members to, then there's the real perverts like Mal and I and the pretend perverts like Bluexxx.
Chris
Chris
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and the pretend perverts like Bluexxx.
:shock:
:uhoh:
:kissmyarse:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbluexxx skulks off to become a REAL pervert :huh: :dry: :rascal:
marmalaid - now know why you can't just turn up at munch, disappointed but understand now that is has been explained to me will just have to wait until next time. I may be blonde (actually nice n easy 105) but I get the jist!!! Will have to play at 101 instead and vouch my old man!!! ha!
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Being new only stops you going to the munches, Kizzy. It doesn't stop you joining in on the forums and meeting people either at clubs or on private meets - plenty of choices!!
Mal
Mal
As we speak I am secretly arranging a secret rondavous, rondervue, rondavoues, sod it, meeting with a very nice couple who want to show us their etchings! We have only just dipped our toes in the water so to speak but loving it! and if I had found this site long before now it would have saved me a fortune on paying for the others we have used which were a complete waste of time. Feel right at home in here so just gunna pull up a cushion and make myself very comfy for the duration.................that is til my boss comes in and finds out I have not actually typed his letters yet!
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would love to come to the next one as long as it is not in between 'S' and 'T' lots of Sheila's and Toms to get through so mite be busy..............xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey, may I make a suggestion.... why not start with S and Ts so you get the bulk of the work done up front ? Well, especially the Ts... Ok, why not start directly with the Tom's ?
Errrm on second thoughts maybe not, I'm not sure Blue would appreciate me jumping the queue and I might have to suffer the consequences at her party :boxing: :scared: :lol2: (Not that it would put me off coming mind you ;) )
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Thomas x
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Hello everyone
Don't think I've formally introduced myself, I just tend to butt in to conversations with sarcastic comments :grin: .
While to most of my friends I'm Johnny, my mother in her wisdom was a lover of wildlife, spending many years in Africa and grew to love the native animals. As is traditional these days she also wanted to incorporate the site of conception (ala Brooklyn Beckham), which was a city in northern Germany in the Rhine-Westphalia region.
Hence the reason she christened me Aachen Aardvaark.
Take a number you lot :2fingers:
Now then Kizzy, where would you like me? :thumbup:
Don't think I've formally introduced myself, I just tend to butt in to conversations with sarcastic comments :grin: .
While to most of my friends I'm Johnny, my mother in her wisdom was a lover of wildlife, spending many years in Africa and grew to love the native animals. As is traditional these days she also wanted to incorporate the site of conception (ala Brooklyn Beckham), which was a city in northern Germany in the Rhine-Westphalia region.
Hence the reason she christened me Aachen Aardvaark.
Take a number you lot :2fingers:
Now then Kizzy, where would you like me? :thumbup:
Just to meet someone proves you are genuine, if i arranged to meet you and we turned up at a pub had a few drinks and a chat but u didn't fancey me so we didn't play does that make me not genuine? When people do munches and ask if anyone has met u to verity you as genuine you don't have to have had sex with them
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Hello everyone
Don't think I've formally introduced myself, I just tend to butt in to conversations with sarcastic comments :grin: .
While to most of my friends I'm Johnny, my mother in her wisdom was a lover of wildlife, spending many years in Africa and grew to love the native animals. As is traditional these days she also wanted to incorporate the site of conception (ala Brooklyn Beckham), which was a city in northern Germany in the Rhine-Westphalia region.
Hence the reason she christened me Aachen Aardvaark.
Take a number you lot :2fingers:
Now then Kizzy, where would you like me? :thumbup:
:thumbup: Front of the queue for you I think!
Nice one
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!! Top of the queue with that quip ha!!!!
Woo hoo!!!
In your face Mr. Erm Mal, and Mr/Mrs/Dr. Oi Blue (been reading Silkies reminders).
Me first, me first.
:bounce: :smile2: :happy: :bounce: :smile2: :happy: :bounce: :smile2: :happy: :bounce: :smile2: :happy:
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.... I just tend to butt in to conversations with sarcastic comments
you cheeky sod, thats my style. give it back ya bugger
