GFZ - Bank Holiday weekend | Swinging Heaven

29 Apr 2005

kitkat wrote:

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free icon_
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! icon_
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

Early doors as it's a Bank Holiday weekend - enjoy the buzz.
biggrin

29 Apr 2005

Woohoo!! Early opening of the GFZ and I'm first in! biggrin

I have a feeling this is going to be a great weekend..... it's more than 6 weeks since my op now so I'm more or less fully recovered. Think I'll start with a jacuzzi while I wait for the bar staff to arrive :D
Ah........ bliss :twisted: :twisted:

29 Apr 2005

Can we have a golfing weekend???
Don't wanna make it exclusive to the lads coz female caddies are very helpful ;)
What's my handicap? ......... er.......... I'm bloody insatiable!!! but I have birdied on the 19th hole once or twice... hehehe

29 Apr 2005

Whats a goldfish weekend confused

:
Oh sorry golfing redface

Im more hung over than I thought think Ill just grab a coffee before unwinding in the Jacuzzi

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Can we have a golfing weekend???
Don't wanna make it exclusive to the lads coz female caddies are very helpful ;)

You could be up for being awarded the fastest Jags Slap in history!
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
Can we have a golfing weekend???
Don't wanna make it exclusive to the lads coz female caddies are very helpful ;)

You could be up for being awarded the fastest Jags Slap in history!
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Was it sommat I said? :shock:

29 Apr 2005

AC I've just noticed how much your avatar looks like you IRL.
A lithe vision of gorgeousness with an almost angelic glow who is a joy to everyone who has the honour of meeting you...........
..........slumped over a table, drinking Yougoslavian anti-freeze straight from the bottle ('cos the nurse has been and removed the IV line.)
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Right I'll have a Southern Comfort and diet Pepsi whoever's at the bar and I'll see you in the shower in 5 mins AC. wink

29 Apr 2005

I thought it was traditional that new moderators opened the GFZ.
That was a bloody short honeymoon! :(
Now, where is that Krammer bloke, I think he was on bar duty this weekend!
lhk
Kat

29 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
AC I've just noticed how much your avatar looks like you IRL.
A lithe vision of gorgeousness with an almost angelic glow who is a joy to everyone who has the honour of meeting you...........

That's what I love about SH, the friends you make and the lovely things they say..... redface

Quote by easy
..........slumped over a table, drinking Yougoslavian anti-freeze straight from the bottle ('cos the nurse has been and removed the IV line.)

.. :shock: ...... and how well they really know you rotflmao

Quote by easy
Right I'll have a Southern Comfort and diet Pepsi whoever's at the bar and I'll see you in the shower in 5 mins AC.

Woohoo!!!! How long since I've scrubbed your back in there???? Now where did I put that loofah? :twisted: :twisted:

29 Apr 2005

i thought i might have a wonder in... i dont thing ive ever posted in the GFZ... is there any rules i have to abide???
Jiggle

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
i thought i might have a wonder in... i dont thing ive ever posted in the GFZ... is there any rules i have to abide???
Jiggle

Yes jiggle...... rule number one is, you're only allowed to wear a pinny - nothing else. Number two: as it's your first time in here, you're the official serving wench of the weekend and mine's a large vodka and diet coke please cool

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
i thought i might have a wonder in... i dont thing ive ever posted in the GFZ... is there any rules i have to abide???
Jiggle

Yes jiggle...... rule number one is, you're only allowed to wear a pinny - nothing else. Number two: as it's your first time in here, you're the official serving wench of the weekend and mine's a large vodka and diet coke please cool

right imake sure you ivery your eyes as i get undressed.. i'm quite shy! lol!.
one LARGE vodka & diet coke it is then

enjoy.
Jiggle

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
i thought i might have a wonder in... i dont thing ive ever posted in the GFZ... is there any rules i have to abide???
Jiggle

Rule one - Ignore any "Rules" that the Girlies post. rolleyes

:roll: :roll: wink

Rule two - Never go to the bar to get a drink if there is an" illegal" Girly in the GFZ that can go and get it for you. confused

:? :?
Rule three - If you need to go to the toilet and can't be bothered to go to the lav, have a pee in the jacuzzi. It always brings a smile to my face!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Scandal
Now, where is that Krammer bloke,

I heard he had a big court case on this week, Krammer versus K ...... rolleyes

Ooooooohhh Scandal's in the GFZ :bounce: :bounce:
Don't you just love when it's a bank holiday! Makes for a fun weekend. biggrin

I'll have a white wine please..............Jiggle is on duty today, yes?
Fee
XX

29 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'll have a white wine please..............Jiggle is on duty today, yes?

Don't do it Jiggle - be strong!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'll have a white wine please..............Jiggle is on duty today, yes?

Don't do it Jiggle - be strong!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ohhhhhhhhh, come on Jiiiiigggggglllllle.............pweaseeeeeee? You know you want to biggrin

Fee
XX

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
i thought i might have a wonder in... i dont thing ive ever posted in the GFZ... is there any rules i have to abide???
Jiggle

Yes jiggle...... rule number one is, you're only allowed to wear a pinny - nothing else. Number two: as it's your first time in here, you're the official serving wench of the weekend and mine's a large vodka and diet coke please cool

right imake sure you ivery your eyes as i get undressed.. i'm quite shy! lol!.
one LARGE vodka & diet coke it is then

enjoy.
Jiggle
*sticks head out of shower*
Pffff call that a LARGE vodka and Coke. lol

We're talking about a northern party girl here. Better bring over 4 or 5 of those just to get warmed up.
Oh and you'd better hurry up I think I'm going to need some help to look after AC. :shock: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup:

29 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'll have a white wine please..............Jiggle is on duty today, yes?

Don't do it Jiggle - be strong!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ohhhhhhhhh, come on Jiiiiigggggglllllle.............pweaseeeeeee? You know you want to biggrin

Fee
XX
well i dunno ... rules are rules....... what could you do to tempt me to bend them?
Jiggle

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
I'll have a white wine please..............Jiggle is on duty today, yes?

Don't do it Jiggle - be strong!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ohhhhhhhhh, come on Jiiiiigggggglllllle.............pweaseeeeeee? You know you want to biggrin

Fee
XX
well i dunno ... rules are rules....... what could you do to tempt me to bend them?
Jiggle
What would you like me to tempt you with Jiggles? passionkiss

:rascal:
Fee
XX

29 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
What would you like me to tempt you with Jiggles? :rascal:
Fee
XX

well nice sexy kiss for starters.... and maybe a ___________ (editors note... to shy to say in public)

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle

What would you like me to tempt you with Jiggles? :rascal:
Fee
XX

well nice sexy kiss for starters.... and maybe a ___________ (editors note... to shy to say in public)
Oh yes, a sexy kiss for starters.....................want me to fill in the blanks for main course and dessert?? :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XX

29 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oh yes, a sexy kiss for starters.....................want me to fill in the blanks for main course and dessert?? :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XX

:P :P :P he he he........
you'll make me blush! lol.... oh look that jaquzzi is empty! hint hint.......
Jiggle

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
oh look that jaquzzi is empty! hint hint.......
Jiggle

Right Jiggle, get undressed and jump in that jacuzzi.............oh and keep me a place......
(on second thoughts, don't keep me a place - I'll just sit on your knee :twisted: )
Fee
XX

29 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
(on second thoughts, don't keep me a place - I'll just sit on your knee :twisted: )
Fee
XX

right say no more... clothes are off and i'm sitting ready and waiting (well 90% is sitting.. for some reason part of me is standing up!)
i'll just grab the cork screw (ou err....)
jiggle

29 Apr 2005

Sarah rushes in taking clothes off
and jumps in the jacuzzi,
I've put more wine in the fridge,...
Only here for a short while, off out tonight... lol

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Sarah rushes in taking clothes off
and jumps in the jacuzzi,
I've put more wine in the fridge,...
Only here for a short while, off out tonight...

jiggle, looks around for any fallen basks!!!! lol redface

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle

(on second thoughts, don't keep me a place - I'll just sit on your knee :twisted: )
Fee
XX

right say no more... clothes are off and i'm sitting ready and waiting (well 90% is sitting.. for some reason part of me is standing up!)
i'll just grab the cork screw (ou err....)
jiggle
Let me get that cork screw for you Jiggle, I'm VERY helpful, me wink

Then you can pour me a white wine (having a deja-vu moment here! ) biggrin

Fee
XX

29 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Let me get that cork screw for you Jiggle, I'm VERY helpful, me
Then you can pour me a white wine (having a deja-vu moment here! )
Fee
XX

becarefull you dont tug the bottle to hard.. you wouldn't want it to spirt everywhere
anyway while you attending to the cork screw i'll get the glasses ready and poured
Jiggle

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Jiggle as it's your first time in here, you're the official serving wench of the weekend

Thank Goodness for that!!!
Do I get a weekend off then cool

29 Apr 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Jiggle as it's your first time in here, you're the official serving wench of the weekend

Thank Goodness for that!!!
Do I get a weekend off then cool

bloody charming... does this mean i've gotta get out of the jaquzzi
Jiggle