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GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000
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Quote by willxx69
Off to a mystery destination that no-one would ever, ever, EVER guess!
Oh, don't tell me now. It's... no, no hints! I want to guess this.
It's Shropshire, isn't it?
Welcome to warwick and jemlet, are you the serving wench tonight 
Oy! look at the state of that jacuzzi :shock: Quick I need a drink, Sarge what are you wallowing in 
Kat stop that! Alex is a lady :sparring:God Bless All Here!! Yahhoooooo! Weekend..at last. Yahoooooo!!
Now where did I stash that Merlot...funny, could have sworn I hid it under the pizza?? Hold on, there's a note,.....
'Dear Mr. R. Tificer,
Following Budget, your stash has been siezed by representatives of HM Treasury, for redistribution to needy souls.......in accordance with Gorgeous Gordon's plan to screw the rural poplation even more, you were deemed unfit to possess such a good wine on the grounds that you turn the tops of your wellies over and smell of ferrets....you have a right to arbitration........you will not win....cos we are Tony's 'boys'...come 'head, if you think you's 'ard enough......fancy messin' with 'Knuckles' Prescott do ya?.....I don't think so sonny....jus' be a good lad and go 'ome...just hand the gun over son..(sorry, old Dixon crept in there)....Merlot is too good for you country trash...so, I've given it to a 'Lady' from the land of pies and skinny dogs....she promised me .....well, never mind that, representatives of HM Govt. don't explain themselves to mere vassals....so, away to your fields, and whatever else you poor people do ....I have a duty to perform
Signed
Assistant Sheriff (Lancashire Division)...
Well, by the wax in me Granny's ears, the swine has half-inched me Merlot!! Of all the cheek...bloody Normans, been the same since 1066. Right, I'm off to find my mate Wat Tyler, I'm not standing for this!!!
Now where did I stash that Merlot...funny, could have sworn I hid it under the pizza?? Hold on, there's a note,.....
'Dear Mr. R. Tificer,
Following Budget, your stash has been siezed by representatives of HM Treasury, for redistribution to needy souls.......in accordance with Gorgeous Gordon's plan to screw the rural poplation even more, you were deemed unfit to possess such a good wine on the grounds that you turn the tops of your wellies over and smell of ferrets....you have a right to arbitration........you will not win....cos we are Tony's 'boys'...come 'head, if you think you's 'ard enough......fancy messin' with 'Knuckles' Prescott do ya?.....I don't think so sonny....jus' be a good lad and go 'ome...just hand the gun over son..(sorry, old Dixon crept in there)....Merlot is too good for you country trash...so, I've given it to a 'Lady' from the land of pies and skinny dogs....she promised me .....well, never mind that, representatives of HM Govt. don't explain themselves to mere vassals....so, away to your fields, and whatever else you poor people do ....I have a duty to perform
Signed
Assistant Sheriff (Lancashire Division)...
Well, by the wax in me Granny's ears, the swine has half-inched me Merlot!! Of all the cheek...bloody Normans, been the same since 1066. Right, I'm off to find my mate Wat Tyler, I'm not standing for this!!!
Now, my Reeve, I met Kat last week, and I can assure you he did not stink-at all! In fact, if he'd come a'courting round here, the local wenches would have insisted he rolled in a cow-pat or two before dancing round the Maypole and burning the nice holidaymaker in the big whicker man which we make on special occasions!
Blue
Congratulations on your 3000th. You are one of the many reasons I enjoy the forum. I love the way you go off and sleep on things and come back with your well thought out answers. Roll on the next 3000. :rose:
Now, will you join me (and Jags) in a glass or two???
Love, hugs and kisses.
Wilma
x x x x
Congratulations on your 3000th. You are one of the many reasons I enjoy the forum. I love the way you go off and sleep on things and come back with your well thought out answers. Roll on the next 3000. :rose:
Now, will you join me (and Jags) in a glass or two???
Love, hugs and kisses.
Wilma
x x x x
Sex God
gmann surely you would not kick the lovely wilma out!! :kick: Are you going to be the serving wench tonite? MrFC will want the jazzui ready when he gets back. 
MrFC will want the jazzui ready when he gets back. Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Blue
Congratulations on your 3000th. You are one of the many reasons I enjoy the forum. I love the way you go off and sleep on things and come back with your well thought out answers. Roll on the next 3000. :rose:
Now, will you join me (and Jags) in a glass or two???
Love, hugs and kisses.
Wilma
x x x x
Why, thank you Wilma - I could do with some alcohol right now!! So, slainte to Blue, you and all!!
x xx - and some for Fred too x xx x (but not only his lovely bum please!!)
Quote by artificerOh Great! I can hear my eulogy now, with tears in his eyes, arty will look upon my coffin to sum up my life and say in a quavering voice, chocked with emotion
Now, my Reeve, I met Kat last week, and I can assure you he did not stink-at all!
"Kat, he did not stink - at all!"
Quote by KitKatOh Great! I can hear my eulogy now, with tears in his eyes, arty will look upon my coffin to sum up my life and say in a quavering voice, chocked with emotion
Now, my Reeve, I met Kat last week, and I can assure you he did not stink-at all!
"Kat, he did not stink - at all!"
And I, from behind my hankie, would say I don't know if he stunk but he pissed in the GFZ jacuzzi !! :shock:
:? :? I don't know, I nip off for a quick weeks holiday in France and when I get back people are peeing in the pool 
got enough of that on hols...
tut tut, will have to climb into my lifeguard pants 8) , get my silver whistle and take up pool guard duties from here until we close up the GFZ for another week...
got enough of that on hols...tut tut, will have to climb into my lifeguard pants 8) , get my silver whistle and take up pool guard duties from here until we close up the GFZ for another week...
:wink: :wink: 
Sex God
I'm waiting for the qualifying - isn't it?
Yep, Blue
OK Sarge you can have the remote till 1:30pm
After that, if you don't hand it over - Blue & I will have to remove from you forcibly!
Ahhhhhh - I see the jacuzzi has been cleaned after Kat made such a spectacle of himself yesterday evening. How nice - is that patchouli oil I can smell? Now that takes me back (a long long way).
I thing I will just relax awhile until the qualifying starts!
Sarge, any chance of a cup of tea?
Alex x x
OK Sarge you can have the remote till 1:30pm
After that, if you don't hand it over - Blue & I will have to remove from you forcibly!
Ahhhhhh - I see the jacuzzi has been cleaned after Kat made such a spectacle of himself yesterday evening. How nice - is that patchouli oil I can smell? Now that takes me back (a long long way).
I thing I will just relax awhile until the qualifying starts!
Sarge, any chance of a cup of tea?
Alex x x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Mmmmm, stomach's starting to gurgle. Finds the newspaper and heads off towards the jacuzzi, mumbling "where's Fred when you need him most?" :twisted: :twisted:
Sarge - any more of that behaviour and you will find that orifice well and truly corked with that TV remote!!!
(God am I glad I bought a 4 in 1 remote yesterday)
