Sorry, I'm too old for you (bloody hell, now I DO feel old, can someone pass me my slippers? I think I need a weekend in the GFZ to get over my age problem )
Got your slippers over here blue, bend over............ :twisted:
lhk
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Sorry Kat
Did you say you were going to 'slip her one'! :grin: or am I misreading the Signals again? (no change there then!)
Mal
Did you say you were going to 'slip her one'! :grin: or am I misreading the Signals again? (no change there then!)
Mal
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Kat
They'll never figure it out in a month of Sundays
Mal
They'll never figure it out in a month of Sundays
Mal
:uhoh: :evil2: :evil2: Cor, quiet in here tonight, where is everyone?
For some reason, the following made me think of this forum.
Laws of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
lhk
Kat
For some reason, the following made me think of this forum.
Laws of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
lhk
Kat
Laws of Men
1. When with a MAN, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your MAN, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human...to blame your MAN for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
7. SHE who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8. The number one cause of MAN problems is MAN solutions.
9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. A MAN will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
YEEHA!!!
1. When with a MAN, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your MAN, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human...to blame your MAN for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
7. SHE who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8. The number one cause of MAN problems is MAN solutions.
9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. A MAN will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
YEEHA!!!
:rotflmao: Quote by KitKatThat was your beer Jags :lol:
Still want it??
*offers his lap to Jags willing, eager, moist, soft, red lips*
Take your time 8)
lhk
Now you know that I don't drink beer - it was yours!!! And I couldn't possibly even lick it off your lap.. cordorouy and beer aren't my favourite combination.!! *yeugh*
x xx
Just a bit of fun.....It's not my own work so don't blame me 8)
Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for years without
any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts
between these two products and the only solution was
to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned
off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also
incompatible with several other applications, such as
Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no
better. I tried a shareware beta-program, Party Girl
learning curve is easy and the user interface
for Party girl is very accessible but the program had
many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to
shut down completely for several weeks. I guess that
multi-user applications should be used in conjunction
with a firewall. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend
1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to
discover that when these two applications detected
each other they caused severe damage to all my
hardware.
Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to
discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife
1.0. I did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses
up all available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However, I
discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and
costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could
not be deleted - they then re-surfaced months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and
E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch
Protostrop and Whingezip. These products have no help
files and require you to try and guess the problem
yourself.
Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0
bundle, which came with the original system, needs
upgrading regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro
for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs
to be re-installed every other week. It also
conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try,
stating that they are an illegal operation. Wife 1.0
also has a rather annoying "stay resident" pop-up
called Mother-in-Law, which cannot be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but
there could be problems. I'm told that if Wife 1.0
detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete
all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for years without
any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts
between these two products and the only solution was
to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned
off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also
incompatible with several other applications, such as
Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no
better. I tried a shareware beta-program, Party Girl
learning curve is easy and the user interface
for Party girl is very accessible but the program had
many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to
shut down completely for several weeks. I guess that
multi-user applications should be used in conjunction
with a firewall. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend
1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to
discover that when these two applications detected
each other they caused severe damage to all my
hardware.
Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to
discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife
1.0. I did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses
up all available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However, I
discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and
costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could
not be deleted - they then re-surfaced months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and
E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch
Protostrop and Whingezip. These products have no help
files and require you to try and guess the problem
yourself.
Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0
bundle, which came with the original system, needs
upgrading regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro
for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs
to be re-installed every other week. It also
conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try,
stating that they are an illegal operation. Wife 1.0
also has a rather annoying "stay resident" pop-up
called Mother-in-Law, which cannot be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but
there could be problems. I'm told that if Wife 1.0
detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete
all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Sex God
That is the funniest thing I've read for a long time :P
You should have married me, biker - I don't like shoes, and you could keep your mistress and your money (provided mistress is for me too, of course!) :twisted:
Oooohhhh, I'm soooooo wicked
You should have married me, biker - I don't like shoes, and you could keep your mistress and your money (provided mistress is for me too, of course!) :twisted:
Oooohhhh, I'm soooooo wicked
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I hadn't even noticed, sorry BB!!!
I hadn't even noticed, sorry BB!!!
