GFZ - Girl Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

9 Jul 2004

After a gentle prod in the back (ouch) - I've got the keys! 8-)

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Open to the general public and all.

9 Jul 2004

There you go ........ running jump into the jacuzzi to get rid of a crap week.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, bliss, now where are the blokes with the booze! cool

9 Jul 2004

Blimey Im stii on the coffee
Nevertheless for the adorable M anything
What would you like..oh and may I join you ,only I could do with a relax ..Ive been flying a pointless thread all week lol

9 Jul 2004

Quote by warwick
Ive been flying a pointless thread all week

And now you have meaning back in your life :lol2: ..... Come on in the jacuzzi, but can you bring a nice cold glass of cider over? Really fancy one right now cool

9 Jul 2004

""""sulks"""""
I can't go in the Jacuzzi ... get my stitches all wet and I'm fed up of lounging on the couch all day sad

:taz: ok fed up of being an invalid now ..... I'm a swinger ... get me out off the couch.
Calista x

9 Jul 2004

oy! Warwick don't you come in here impersonating Warwick...Misschief ignore him confused

MrFC Ripping his clothes off as he tries to beat Warwick to the jaccuzi, reminds himself that trying to run whilst trousers are round ankles doesn't work :cry:
Ahh that's better the water is nice and warm smile

Warwick be a good chap tootle off and get us both a nice cool drink
MrFC feeling very smug as he sees Warwick stand in bewilderment

9 Jul 2004

Oh Calista hunny sad

Can't we improvise and sellotape a plastic bag over your stitches? Something classy of course, not a Nettos or Lidls bag, gotta be a Safeways one or something :lol2: Here, here's a Victoria Wine one, nice camoflage colour, v. trendy cool

:lol2:

9 Jul 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh Calista hunny
Can't we improvise and sellotape a plastic bag over your stitches? Something classy of course, not a Nettos or Lidls bag, gotta be a Safeways one or something :lol2: Here, here's a Victoria Wine one, nice camoflage colour, v. trendy
:lol2:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
As long as it is a plastic bag and not one of the condoms that the guy Bluexxx met last night, gave her to shove in the glove compartment! still wincing at the thought of that one Bluexxx
Calista x :giggle:

9 Jul 2004

Effing typical
Allright MrFc you win this time....
What are you drinking confused

:
( warwick nips round to MrFcs to nick the telly Easy forgot...well he dont need it hes shark bait like gryphon mad

)

9 Jul 2004

Winds bondage tape all round Calista and across the carrier bag. Sits her in the jacuzzi to test its watertightness
There you go Calista, excellent piece of work if I might say so myself 8-) Right, now what are you drinking?

9 Jul 2004

OMG I haven't seen that bit about Bluexxx yet

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Off for a look :lol2:

9 Jul 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Winds bondage tape all round Calista and across the carrier bag. Sits her in the jacuzzi to test its watertightness
There you go Calista, excellent piece of work if I might say so myself 8-) Right, now what are you drinking?

Just so long as no one mistakes me for a lilo I should be ok ... cheers Misschief biggrin

Hmmmmm just wondering if any of that pink champagne is left ............???
Calista x

9 Jul 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
OMG I haven't seen that bit about Bluexxx yet :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Off for a look :lol2:

There was a bit of artistic licence on my part LOLOLOLOL ....
Calista x

9 Jul 2004

Wilma pokes head around door.
wave

Hi Misschief.
The old place hasn't changed a bit. Still stinks of smelly socks, empty beer cans everywhere and OMG who's knickers are those on the ceiling.
Ahhhhh, the good old days :inlove:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

9 Jul 2004

Wilma!!!!!! Oh Wilma!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Bluddy good to see you ........ trying to find a bloke to clear up this mess, but they seem to have all disappeared :shock: First mention of stitches and they're off bolt

Was only wrapping Calista up all nice and waterproof cool

So how are you dear girl? And how's that gorgeous husband of yours - still overworked? ..... hope he's not expecting you to do all the home stuff while he's out saving the world :shock:

9 Jul 2004

OI......who opened up early evil

:evil: :evil: :evil:
ah well
*whips off shoes and socks and soaks feeti in jacuzzi.*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
In the immortal words of Arnie....
"I'll be back".
BTW Nice to see you back Wilma. wave

9 Jul 2004

WILMA!!! Hello welcome back biggrin

Hope you shut the door properly on your way in , don't want Roger sneeking in :shock:

9 Jul 2004

Oh guys thanks for the warm welcome home but I only just popped in for a mo. I will be returning to the homestead soon and Fred assures me he too will be back in Mod mode too. When exactly that will be I am not sure but to quote my fellow member of the SH community (easy) "I'll be back".
Sorry Mr FC didn't I tell you...........I left my security pass and keys to the GFZ with Roger for safe keeping. That man knows NO bounds you know. I'm told he keeps them in his pants!!!!
Love you all
TTFN
Wilma
x x x x

9 Jul 2004

Well ive had a crap week ahhhhh jacuzzi,mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
This place is the very best tonic.
Hiya Wilma,Easy,MISSCHEIFF,MrFc,Calista,Warwick,
Welcome to the weekend,Yippppeeeeeeeeee lol

Clare,xxx

9 Jul 2004

Hi Clare,
How's the cold?
Calista x

9 Jul 2004

Hiya Calista,much much better today thankyou.
I felt like crawling into bed,curling up and dying yesterday,but it is finally getting better,thank god!!
How are you feeling??This jacuzzi is the absolute tonic for illness i recon cool

Clare,xxx

9 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Hiya Calista,much much better today thankyou.
I felt like crawling into bed,curling up and dying yesterday,but it is finally getting better,thank god!!
How are you feeling??This jacuzzi is the absolute tonic for illness i recon
Clare,xxx

Pretty good in myself although stomach is still a bit tight and I'm really tired sad

Hopefully will be feeling good for Monday ... I have a job interview!

9 Jul 2004

Good Luck hunni kiss

You need a damn good massage to relax you for the w/end.
(Clare rubs her hands to warm them :twisted: )
Clare,xxx
wink

9 Jul 2004

slides in to water ..with can of special brew
:taz:

9 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Good Luck hunni
You need a damn good massage to relax you for the w/end.
(Clare rubs her hands to warm them :twisted: )
Clare,xxx

Thanks

not sure I actually want the job but at least it's experience and I can always turn it down if they do offer it me.
The offer of a massage is always welcome here ...... I took a massage course and everyone always wants one off me ! i never get one back ....

9 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
The offer of a massage is always welcome here ...... I took a massage course and everyone always wants one off me ! i never get one back ....

HUH!! i dunno, you took a massage course ............. i never get one! :cry:
and btw its not your back you like getting massaged its your front wink

If i'm still alive i'll be back later with plenty of booze cool

9 Jul 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
The offer of a massage is always welcome here ...... I took a massage course and everyone always wants one off me ! i never get one back ....

HUH!! i dunno, you took a massage course ............. i never get one! :cry:
and btw its not your back you like getting massaged its your front wink

If i'm still alive i'll be back later with plenty of booze cool

I dunno, wherever I go I bump into someone I know...
Unfortunately it's usually my husband ...... bless him ... he's looked after me all week even if he did draw the line at wearing the nurses uniform!

9 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Well ive had a crap week ahhhhh jacuzzi,mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
This place is the very best tonic.
Hiya Wilma,Easy,MISSCHEIFF,MrFc,Calista,Warwick,
Welcome to the weekend,Yippppeeeeeeeeee
Clare,xxx

It's not the weekend yet for some of us. evil

:cry:
Wilma if you 2 don't get back on here soon I'm starting a petition. :small-print:

9 Jul 2004

Hiya guys and gals biggrin

:D
Is there any room in there for me ??

9 Jul 2004

Hopefully there's room for all of us!
Hi all biggrin