GFZ - Girlie FREE Zone | Swinging Heaven

1 Jul 2005

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Come on in and relax your cares and worries away in the infamous GFZ. biggrin

1 Jul 2005

Quote by blue4fantasy
An offical hi to every one. :wave2:
Been a SH member about two weeks and now getting used to the site and even the terminology (its great ).
I'm a single guy from the sussex and there does not seem to be many people from around here, so I expect to be in demand :D :twisted: :haha: .
Looking forward to catchup, chatting and making new freinds.
Wheres the bar :
Dave

Hiya Dave, consider yourself assigned to your first SH duties! :cool:
Rule 1) - No Girls
Rule 2) - For this weekend, your are in charge of rule 1 - Don't fuck up now! mad

lhk
Kat

1 Jul 2005

*Sneaks in for a hair of the dog*

1 Jul 2005

time fro a drink drinke before work

1 Jul 2005

Go on then!! Cant wait for the new footy season to start A new league a new start should be good!!! lol

1 Jul 2005

Morning vix........hair of the dog....yuk....fancy a huge mug of coffee?
Or we could get blue4fantasy to serve up a continental brekkie with the pinny on of course :rascal: :rascal:

1 Jul 2005

sorry just realised GFZ aint open yet lol

:lol:

1 Jul 2005

Quote by bartfarst
Go on then!! Cant wait for the new footy season to start A new league a new start should be good!!!

Give us a couple weeks more cricket, eh? Before you hoodlums come back in and destroy the peace & quiet.

1 Jul 2005

Puts on her strap on and sneaks in having a good scratch lol

:lol: :lol:

1 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Morning vix........hair of the dog....yuk ....fancy a huge mug of coffee?
Or we could get blue4fantasy to serve up a continental brekkie with the pinny on of course :rascal: :rascal:

Morning Girls, good to see you in here wink

Kat will be otherwise occupied this weekend and I have managed to get him to unwittingly provide you with a new wench for the weekend :twisted: so have fun and MrsFC - don't forget that wenches should always wear stockings with their pinnies when they are serving rolleyes

Health & Safety and all that :wink:
*Kit skips out half wishing that she could stay and watch the fun*

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Kit
MrsFC - don't forget that wenches should always wear stockings with their pinnies when they are serving
Health & Safety and all that
*Kit skips out half wishing that she could stay and watch the fun*

Kit I'm holding the wenches outfit ready for our newly appointed wench.... :rascal: when he eventually arrives through the door. lol

If he doesn't hurry up he will be kept busy all day and night. God help him when Kat finds out the the girlies have been in already :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

1 Jul 2005

You don't wanna see me in a pinny - hides the best bits biggrin

or maybe you do (thinking about it now) confused

KitKat i'll do my best to make you proud (just reading rule 1, and again to be sure, not used to that). I'll try and keep them busy, get me an ambulance ready lol

.
Girls already :!: :!: :!. suppose we're not open yet.

1 Jul 2005

sneaks back out the room b4 anyone notices shes not a guy bolt

1 Jul 2005

hi all

Anyone got any anosel i have just ran out! redface

1 Jul 2005

Quote by blue4fantasy
You don't wanna see me in a pinny - hides the best bits
or maybe you do (thinking about it now)
KitKat i'll do my best to make you proud (just reading rule 1, and again to be sure, not used to that). I'll try and keep them busy, get me an ambulance ready .
Girls already :!: :!: :!. suppose we're not open yet.

Rule 3 - No fudging of rule one smackbottom

lhk
Kat

1 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
You don't wanna see me in a pinny - hides the best bits
or maybe you do (thinking about it now)
KitKat i'll do my best to make you proud (just reading rule 1, and again to be sure, not used to that). I'll try and keep them busy, get me an ambulance ready .
Girls already :!: :!: :!. suppose we're not open yet.

Rule 3 - No fudging of rule one smackbottom

lhk
Kat

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dave !!! :rascal:

1 Jul 2005

Oh, this is open early today.
Sarah races in for a lunch time drink,

1 Jul 2005

I feel like I'm in the wrong room here!...
unlike the title, have to wax my legs, pull up a G&T, just to get in now :P
seems the girly free zone is having the opposite effect :P

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
hi all
Anyone got any anosel i have just ran out!

Do you mean this>>>

1 Jul 2005

That pinny for me! Aw you shouldn't have, fits too except the bulge in the front.
lol

Now ladies your gonna have to leave, this is a male only establishment and I may have to get tough on each and everyone of you whip

We're runing out of G&T the wimin have drunk it all.
Dave

1 Jul 2005

Quote by blue4fantasy
That pinny for me! Aw you shouldn't have, fits too except the bulge in the front.

Now ladies your gonna have to leave, this is a male only establishment and I may have to get tough on each and everyone of you
We're runing out of G&T the wimin have drunk it all.
Dave

Did i hear you say get tough smackbottom

1 Jul 2005

HornyRed, when I see you you are gonna really be for it :P smackbottom

You best leave quick, b4 anyone else notices bolt

I'm watching you now.
dave

1 Jul 2005

Quote by blue4fantasy
HornyRed, when I see you you are gonna really be for it :P
You best leave quick, b4 anyone else notices
I'm watching you now.
dave

Be in for what :rascal: :rascal:

1 Jul 2005

Quote by blue4fantasy
Now ladies your gonna have to leave, this is a male only establishment and I may have to get tough on each and everyone of you
Dave

Dave.........relax Kats not around :rascal: Get the drinks in for the girlies and pull up a chair and keep us company wink

MrsFC wolf whistles at the back end of Dave that pinny suits you very well :rascal:

1 Jul 2005

MrsFC - Kate's left me the key to the wine cellar, his sonic screwdriver and a pile of ironing!!
Let's just drink all the wine, eh?
:cheers:

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Jags
MrsFC - Kate's left me the key to the wine cellar, his sonic screwdriver and a pile of ironing!!
Let's just drink all the wine, eh?
:cheers:

Oh now thats sounds like averygood idea Jags lol

Big glasses coming up ! cool

As for the ironing, fold it up Kate won't know the diffence :lol2:

1 Jul 2005

Can I join in,
large empty glass in hand
put ironing in corner

1 Jul 2005

Right.....
I have been ORDERED to get my ass in here, start wenching AND be suitably attired!!!
That's the best you're getting and I dont do stockings right (they don't go with the Tartan)
Sarah, let me attend to your glass
wink

1 Jul 2005

Thank you Laird about time too, you been perving at my boobs????????????

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Sarah
Thank you Laird about time too, you been perving at my boobs????????????

Who??? Me!!!
innocent