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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
For those that can't get into the posher LTC!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
could get in if i wanted so there sarge :shock:
pint of stella please lol
oh and if you see naughtynympho1 let me know :twisted: :twisted:
Looks like i'll just have to sit on my lonesome in here tonight :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: every one say aaaaawwww poor mik sad
:shock: :shock: :shock: HEEEELP I've searched and searched but I cant find any of my locked posts....................
Bilko, what you done with em?
hand em back, they're mine mad
Afternoon Mik, here have a JD with me
Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: :shock: :shock: HEEEELP I've searched and searched but I cant find any of my locked posts....................
Bilko, what you done with em?
hand em back, they're mine mad
Afternoon Mik, here have a JD with me

FFS!!! Pete, a man of your reputation must have dozens of them!!! :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Think I will pete I was just about to start a thread on cock shots but since your here we'll crack open a bottle of uncle jacks and kick back shall we smile
Youve hidden em aintcha, come on, admit it smackbottom
Quote by mik69
Think I will pete I was just about to start a thread on cock shots but since your here we'll crack open a bottle of uncle jacks and kick back shall we smile

best make it a large one Mik, can't believe someone would stoop so low as to hide me locked threads wink
Trust me he's a nasty piece of work he even hid my unlocked one earlier lol :lol:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that was soooooooooooo funny lol
Me ........ enters room with a false beard and a banana down my trousers !!!
Let me stay in here .......... I am a bloke honest kiss ... manly handshake I mean !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hello Blonde, come join us in the hot tub :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
Hello Blonde, come join us in the hot tub :twisted:

I cant coz then u would know I wasnt a fella :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Me ........ enters room with a false beard and a banana down my trousers !!!
Let me stay in here .......... I am a bloke honest kiss ... manly handshake I mean !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dear Blonde, to pull off a "man" disguise you have to call every other man "Mate" upon meeting.
Has anyone else ever noticed that straight guys do that as some kind of ritual thinking that it asserts their masculinity in some way?
Have they never stopped to consider the dictionary definition of the word "mate"?
Thats as profound as I get!!!! And incidentaly, also my first post in the GFZ!
Whohoo! Ive popped my cherry
OK Mate !!!! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I like girls too............does that make me an honorary bloke???
Welcome and congrats on loosing your GFZ cherry winchwench. jump in the hottub and hava a drinkies
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I like girls too............does that make me an honorary bloke???

Yep :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
Welcome and congrats on loosing your GFZ cherry winchwench. jump in the hottub and hava a drinkies
lol

why thank you pete......
make mine a spiced rum n coke purleeeese.
Legend has it, enough of these & im (almost!) anybodys!
Quote by winchwench
Welcome and congrats on loosing your GFZ cherry winchwench. jump in the hottub and hava a drinkies
lol

why thank you pete......
make mine a spiced rum n coke purleeeese.
Legend has it, enough of these & im (almost!) anybodys!
Rumages around for a large bucket and opens two more bottles of rum wink
Here ya go sexy, get this down ya :cheers:
Quote by Pete_sw
Welcome and congrats on loosing your GFZ cherry winchwench. jump in the hottub and hava a drinkies
lol

why thank you pete......
make mine a spiced rum n coke purleeeese.
Legend has it, enough of these & im (almost!) anybodys!
Rumages around for a large bucket and opens two more bottles of rum wink
Here ya go sexy, get this down ya :cheers:
Is that your idea of foreplay???????? Hic!
evening all hope you have had a good week.
its time for a drink ill have my usual please :cheers:
is a certain someone still rummaging around looking for a lock :giggle:
Quote by cplbbw
evening all hope you have had a good week.
its time for a drink ill have my usual please :cheers:
is a certain someone still rummaging around looking for a lock :giggle:

passionkiss hello snuggles, one cheeky vimto is it? :cheers:
now just to get you warmed up smackbottom whip :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: :whip: :smackbottom: blast hump :smoke:
i needed that :twisted:
Everning all mik still not got a locked thread, keep hanging in i'm sure it'll happen
could i have a J2O please bar person
Thank's
Evenin Felixx, one J2O coming up, can u take over the bar for me, i'm going for me tea wave
laters everyone.
keep em coming felix im in a good mood tonight! :cheers:
have you had a good week hun.
had a busy one so what can i get you cplbbw
<<< sneeks in
Will i get kicked out because i have brought my own bottle of vodka instead of buying it from behind the bar??
shaz x