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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Come on in and relax your cares and worries away in the infamous GFZ. biggrin
About time too rolleyes
Ok now what??? dunno TUM -TE -TUM!!!!!

Just finished cutting the grass and filling the pool in the GFZ garden lol
Now for a dip! cool
Ooohhh, MrFC that water looks sooooo inviting...............can I join you for a skinnydip?
Fee
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Dip away Fee lol :twisted:

Ooohh feels nice :twisted:
C'mon then MrFC, I'm waiting on you...............
Fee
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SPLUTTER!!! redface
MrFC brings his head above water
Ere Fee that wasn't the fish tickling your toes you know :cry:
Anyhows I'm here now lol
Right, I've laid a blanket out under those trees up there. I've got champagne chillin' (you know what the bubbles do to me :rascalsmile , strawberries and plenty of squirty cream. :twisted:
Here, I do like the GFZ garden for a change............out in the open air..........mmmmm
Wonder if there are any more peeps wanting to join us and turn this into a parrrttyyyyyy !!!!
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Choon walks in looks in the fridge - one bottle of champagne out already - good sign. Hey you two can I make it a threesome. Geez Mr FC you coulda warmed the water up a bit first!! Made me go all wrinkly!!
mmmm!!! strawberries and cream wink
Fancy another glass of champers Fee?? :twisted:
Hi Tune come on over we need some more drinks lol
Second bottle of champagne under arm plus icebucket.
Fee! What are you doing with that cream?
Quote by westerross
Second bottle of champagne under arm plus icebucket.
Fee! What are you doing with that cream?

Must remind Fee to take the cream out of the fridge well in advance of using it redface
Look what it's done to me wrinkly bits surprisedops:
Check it out! There's a calypso band over there! How cool is that?
Quote by supercachondo
Check it out! There's a calypso band over there! How cool is that?

:shock: :shock: :shock:
How did they get in??? I thought that was somebody banging away on an old oil drum lol
Don't worry about the cream being cold MrFC, you're very HOT this evening wink
Ooohh Tune, you are VERY welcome to make it a threesome. I can sense the massage oil may be out soon too :twisted:
I'd like to play a game...................any suggestions??
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Don't worry about the cream being cold MrFC, you're very HOT this evening wink
Ooohh Tune, you are VERY welcome to make it a threesome. I can sense the massage oil may be out soon too :twisted:
I'd like to play a game...................any suggestions??
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Er!!! Monopoly, Scrabble confused
Quote by MrFC
Er!!! Monopoly, Scrabble confused

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I was thinking more along the lines of "naked twister while covered in baby oil" type of thing :twisted:
Let your creative, naughty side come out to play :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

Er!!! Monopoly, Scrabble confused

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I was thinking more along the lines of "naked twister while covered in baby oil" type of thing :twisted:
Let your creative, naughty side come out to play :twisted:
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Now that sounds like fun lol :lol: :twisted: Ok I'll oil you up if you oil me up .....but I aint oiling tune up redface
ahh,you are in here early, have you been earning time off for good behaviour Mr FC?
lhk
Kat
Quote by MrFC

I was thinking more along the lines of "naked twister while covered in baby oil" type of thing :twisted:
Let your creative, naughty side come out to play :twisted:
Fee
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Now that sounds like fun lol :lol: :twisted: Ok I'll oil you up if you oil me up .....but I aint oiling tune up redface
Leave Tune to me cool
Ok, are you ready? right hand on red
Fee
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Quote by KitKat
ahh,you are in here early, have you been earning time off for good behaviour Mr FC?
lhk
Kat

Yes part of the early release scheme lol
Quote by MrFC

Er!!! Monopoly, Scrabble confused

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I was thinking more along the lines of "naked twister while covered in baby oil" type of thing :twisted:
Let your creative, naughty side come out to play :twisted:
Fee
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Now that sounds like fun lol :lol: :twisted: Ok I'll oil you up if you oil me up .....but I aint oiling tune up redface
Supercachondo spins the wheel.
"Left testicle on red spot!"
"You there. You're not playing properly! I did NOT say left hand on right tit. Bloody cheats... STOP IT, she'll choke... oh for goodness' sake."
Supercachondo stomps off to inspect the flora and fauna...
ok got me hand on red
Quote by MrFC
ahh,you are in here early, have you been earning time off for good behaviour Mr FC?
lhk
Kat

Yes part of the early release scheme lol :shock: Premature ejaculation? :shock: The search button is your friend ....
Quote by MrFC
ok got me hand on red

Left foot on green........stretch over me to reach :twisted:
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
ok got me hand on red

Left foot on green........stretch over me to reach :twisted:
Fee
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OI!! Stop cheating :shock: :shock: your mouth is not allowed there confused
Foot on green :scared:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Leave Tune to me cool
Ok, are you ready? right hand on red
Fee
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Now I love a :twisted: :twisted: game of oily twister but what about we all give our Lady Fee a gang massage!!
Quote by westerross

Leave Tune to me cool
Ok, are you ready? right hand on red
Fee
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Now I love a :twisted: :twisted: game of oily twister but what about we all give our Lady Fee a gang massage!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm up for it :happy:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

Leave Tune to me cool
Ok, are you ready? right hand on red
Fee
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Now I love a :twisted: :twisted: game of oily twister but what about we all give our Lady Fee a gang massage!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm up for it :happy:
Ok Tune you start with the soles of her feet and leave the rest to me(Thinks this is a very small gang)
Quote by MrFC

Leave Tune to me cool
Ok, are you ready? right hand on red
Fee
XX

Now I love a :twisted: :twisted: game of oily twister but what about we all give our Lady Fee a gang massage!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm up for it :happy:
Ok Tune you start with the soles of her feet and leave the rest to me(Thinks this is a very small gang)
Ahem! Don't want to get into any sort of disagreement but if you think I'm settling fer the soles of the Lady fee's feet ( smooth and erotic tough they may be) then you've got another think coming !
I'll take the middle - you can caress 'the ends' lol