GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one and has another for himself

29 Feb 2004

Bring your textbooks over, and we'll make a good weekend of it.

29 Feb 2004

Wilma wanders into GFZ............"thought as much, nothing much changes around here"........wanders out again.
Who is that smoking in the shed? Blueyes are you in there???

29 Feb 2004

Er.. erm.... could I by any chance watch the vid's as well!! I wont get in anyone's way honest! Can somebody turn up the sound Moist is making a racket, bloody chains!!

29 Feb 2004

Quote by Moist
gman - now you have done what I asked you may sit on the other side of me & we can all enjoy this documentary (????)
Anyone else??
:twisted:

mmmm Moist in Manchester... my home town.... Gman makes himself comfortable, thinks what fine legs....
Gmanxxx

29 Feb 2004

Quote by MrFC
Er.. erm.... could I by any chance watch the vid's as well!! I wont get in anyone's way honest! Can somebody turn up the sound Moist is making a racket, bloody chains!!

sorry bout the noise - should be Ok now as I was just chaining these two up to me...yeah we can all squeeze up cant we boys???

29 Feb 2004

I don't think there's enough room for all of us. You'll have to sit on my lap, Moist. Don't worry! I'll hold on tight so you don't slip off.

29 Feb 2004

Well if your sure you dont mind thats very kind ... gman - on your knees & remove my stilletos ...

29 Feb 2004

...before she gets on my lap, please! Those things look dangerously pointy.

29 Feb 2004

*strolls in and flops on sofa*
Nope, wasn't me in the shed, Wilma, I swear! :angel:
Ooo porn, just what I need!

29 Feb 2004

It's a special video that Moist found, BlueEyes. Hand-written label, wobbly camera-work. It looks like someone's home video. Where did you say you got it, Moist? From the bottom of your underwear drawer?

29 Feb 2004

Cant't stay too long MrsFC is lurkig somewhere neutral

if she know's I'm watching films without her she wont be best pleased smackbottom

and in the same room as another delectable woman :smile2: Keep the chains quiet if she gets in here she'll want a piece of the action :P

29 Feb 2004

*shouts*
MRS FC!!!
He's in the GFZ!! lol

:lol: :lol:

29 Feb 2004

puts fingers in his ears and bury's his headin the cushions "i'm not here i'm not here!!! :confused: AHHH!!! helo my love worship

take a seat somebody has just brought in some home movies! :rascal:

29 Feb 2004

well hello people!!!! smile

moist you need a bigger sofa! i think we should sit on the sofa boys on the floor fc go and get me and moist another bottle of wine so we can settle down and hurry everbodys waitin :bounce:

29 Feb 2004

No, we don't need a bigger sofa! Moist can sit on one of my knees, and you can sit on the other. That'll be OK, won't it?
Ooooooooooh! Just saw an ad on TV. BLACK BOOKS IS BACK!!! (or it will be in a couple of weeks) Woohoo!

29 Feb 2004

i feel slightly underdressed i think i will put on a thong as you have dressed for the occasion moist biggrin

29 Feb 2004

aaaahh!!!! this is cosy, right let's get started then :twisted:

29 Feb 2004

Moist's damn buckles takes an age, but those toes were just so suckable.... she giggled a little but I think I got away with it, not quiet the same though finest silk stocking though...
Evening Mrs FC damn fine you are looking and that thong WOW what a teasing wench you are, if the Mr FC don't mind I just happen to have a space on my lap, yes you may wriggle to get comfy....
Gmanxxx

29 Feb 2004

Ok gman here I come :twisted: just wiggling to get comfy!! Why gman whats that hard lump biggrin

:D oh car keys sad

well get rid of them, can't have hard things digging in my rear :D

29 Feb 2004

duely done m'lady as requested.... just settle back and enjoy Moist's exploits in Manchester.... and if that thong needs adjusting you will wriggle and let me know... :twisted:
Gmanxxx
now where to wrap my hands around this fair wench.... choices choices

29 Feb 2004

Well...I dont know what to watch really - the film or the exploits in here which iare earning me my name....how lovely to have some female company with all these ruffian males in here - they can be so neanderthal sometimes....except djohn....he is so cute & has lovely soft hands.... wink

29 Feb 2004

moist.... OI neandertal.... I think not... I pride myself in being a perfect gent..... now where is that Apple juice you promised me...
Gamanxxx
Mrs FC you keep wriggling wink

:twisted:

29 Feb 2004

Well moist you and me both biggrin

gman be careful where you put your cold hands!!........FC would you like another top up of pear juice? Yes thats right FC just sit there and enjoy the film, anyone for munchies? :D

29 Feb 2004

Mrs FC ... depends what we are munching.... and by the way it aint a matter of cold hands ... I am certified as not being able to make pastry etc cos of my HOT hands... so lie back and allow FC to enjoy the Pear cider... fine fellow... i shall have to try that sometimesoon... but not just now...
my mrs FC we have goose bumps all over our body let me warm you up!! :twisted:
Gmanxxx

29 Feb 2004

Hey where's Bilko has he gone awol? does he only watch recruiting films? oi!! gman take it easy with Mrs your not kneeding dough there biggrin

29 Feb 2004

Excuse me for a moment. Watch out for those cables - you don't want to trip over them, or you'll bring the lights down. And try not to bump the tripod.
What's that? Oh, nothing. Ignore me. I'm just preparing the lesson plan for next weekend's GFZ.
Moist and Mrs FC, how about a nice smile for the camera?

29 Feb 2004

MrsFC how about we swap for a while so you can feel the soft caress of Djohn & I can slap gman into shape with his "dough kneading hand action"....Hang on just got to unchain from them both... :twisted:

29 Feb 2004

FC I suspect Bilko is on crucial manoueveres ( SP) as for kneeding dough FC ... I told you I don't do pastry... I only do the finest most delicate spun sugar that needs tohe most delicate of handling.... ! smile

but when I have finished with isit, it is the most sweet and hard confection about!!
Gman

29 Feb 2004

Anything for you Djohn, just a smile you wanted was it ??? :twisted:

29 Feb 2004

Noooo! Stay here with me please, Moist! Pleeeeeease!
Sorry, it's not nice to see a grown man beg. Come here, Mrs FC. Let's see what you can do.
Ooh... you can do that again if you like! ooooooooh!