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Oops, sorry Alex... special treat to make it up to you... raisin n biscuit.

xxxx
yum yum!
Quote by Alexandra
mmmmmmm - you girls get chocolate from ice - all I get is 'fancy a shag' from him!
lol Ice - well you said it!

I was provoked! rotflmao
Provoked??????
Lol - what an excuse!
Oh alright then... mea culpa :twisted:
MUAH
*Opens door to GFZ...sniffs around and the immediately regrets it*
:shock: :shock:
Too much Peach Air Freshener perhaps, Jags?
Must be the peach air freshener, as place was quite empty last night....I bet B Ham was jumpin though!!
Gmanxxx
I'll bet it was Gman.
No doubt we'll get all the gen on it later.
I hope it went off OK for Dawn's sake, she put such a lot of effort in.
Now - are you cooking breakfast?
Alex I would do but we seem to be all out of all the necessary bits and bobs.....
so I am sorry we will have to go without..
Gmanxxx
Not even a bacon butty?
well the bacon looks green and the bread is making eyes at the pizza!!! you really would not want me to try it Alex
Gmanxxx
Moist walks in -------------> sausage & egg mc muffins all round people.
Bloody stinks of air freshener in here....
MrFC strolls into GFZ
wow!! The place is a mess, Yorkie wrappers everywhere, obviously a lot of guy activity here last night! Looks in fridge and selects a large bottleof Ale.Ah!! That tastes so good smile nothing like a hair of the dog to ease that throbbing head :shock:
Now for a relaxing afternoon! :)
Mr FC
You are talking about those Yorkies that were brought in for us girls! And very yummy they were too.
Now - mind your feet, I'm just about to run the hoover over this floor!
Hiya All,
What is the gossip from here then? How is Mrs FC this morning Mr FC? has she surfaced yet?? :twisted:
Quote by Alex
Now - mind your feet, I'm just about to run the hoover over this floor!
It's a Dyson. wink
Oh look - Yorkie wrappes and broken finger nails - the girlies have been trying to eat Yorkies again! Will they never learn!
It's a Dyson. wink

ooooooooooo - you 'hair-splitter!'
Good Afternoon!
Fancy a .........................................
DRINK?
Afternoon Alex,
don't mind if I do thanks... usual apple juice for me.... My you look your gorgeous self.
sorry about the bacon sarnies but I truly would not want you laid low with a bug, and anyway it may have brough the health inspectors round... don't wat that sort of petty official here do we?
Gmanxx
come on Alex
hurry it up a bit I am parched
Quote by gmanxxx
don't wat that sort of petty official here do we?

Certainly don'twant any petty officials here - or any more twits, tossers, twats or chronically stupid.
Now, if there's a drink going I need a large gin and a small tonic please - had a very stressful day so far and feel the urge to relax in the company of good friends. Any around????????
No snogs but hugs a plenty lol
Girlies eating Yorkies! No! unheard of. I allow MrsFC a chunk now and again but I'm sure she could never handle a whole one :shock: Yes Kat She's surfaced still complaining of being tired though, HAA! and it was me that drove home sad
And Pleeeas!!!! turn that vacum cleaner off, Can't a guy enjoy a nice relaxing atternoon!!
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don't wat that sort of petty official here do we?

Certainly don'twant any petty officials here - or any more twits, tossers, twats or chronically stupid.
Now, if there's a drink going I need a large gin and a small tonic please - had a very stressful day so far and feel the urge to relax in the company of good friends. Any around????????
No snogs but hugs a plenty lol
wave I'm here, again!!
Jags - :therethere:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Hi Wilma wave :wave:
Need a friendly face in here - how's the mighty Fred? Better I hope - I had my sponge ready for 'forehead wiping duties' but I just couldn't face the M1 again so soon. I did wave my magic wand around and said a healing mantra over a large glass of gin - hope it did the trick. lol :lol: :lol:
x xx x
Jags - got the pm's sweetheart - Thanks xx
As for Fred.......Well he has lost 7lb since Thursday (Bastard!!!) lol He is still very poorly but out of bed this afternoon. I keep nagging him to go to hospital but he won't so will wait until he fades away to nothing, put him in my handbag and take him there myself. Bloody stubborn git.
I am sure he will be fine, thank you all for the private messages I have passed them on and he smiles weakly at them !!!
Anyway onward and upward......... I hear a cry for more loo roll!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
How come men lose weight SO easily... I look at a piece of Ryvita and it jumps up and lands on my hips and bum???
I BET you Fred ate some of Sarge's old pizza.... and it with all that carroty stuff on top too?? Yeugh.......
:P
Fran puts her head around the GFZ door for the first time ..........
Sneaks in whilst no-one is looking and puts up a big banner saying " GET WELL SOON FRED XXXXX"..........Then runs off before anyone sees
PS Fred stay away from the pizza from now on xxxxxxxx
Love Fran
xxxxxx
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Fran puts her head around the GFZ door for the first time ..........
Sneaks in whilst no-one is looking and puts up a big banner saying " GET WELL SOON FRED XXXXX"..........Then run's off before anyone see's
PS Fred stay away from the pizza from now on xxxxxxxx
Love Fran
xxxxxx
and finds that Kat has locked the door, trapping poor Fran forever in the twighlight darknes and mystery that is ...... THE GFZ.
lhk
AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO..................
Actually im getting horny in all this darkness, Fran see's green eyes coming towards her....could it be Kat lol :twisted: lol
MEEEEOOOWWWW.....ooo the anticipation!..................oooohhhhh bugger it was just Sarge with his night vision goggles !!!! :eeek:
LET ME OUT YOU BAS**RDS
(And I haven't got a beard Gman, Im clean shaven everywhere lol....thanks Wilma for putting him straight hehehehehehe)
....... knock gently on the door in the hope that someone will take pity on me.
I just can't be nice to Pete anymore..........
I definitely think he is 'extracting the michael' now.
I NEED A STRONG DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE HELP!