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GFZ - Of nipples, munches, and two men mowing a meadow

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Tell me mr FC you ha not swanned off Mrs FC what is your man like????
so now you leave me all alone with jags and Wilma... wilma I know and appreciate but Jags scares me all that cleavage and I aint got my chalk to leave my mark so I can carry on!!!!
men have been known to be sucked in and never come out... what a way to go but I aint ready yet
so for god sake mrs FC send your man back I need him
Gmanxxx
What's that off in the distance? Is it an elephant? Is it a whale? No! It's the biggest slap I've ever seen!
DUCK!
MrFc's truncheon is ready for action, boy am i in for a night. :giggle: Talking of WI i feel that Mrfc has come to appreciate the calander!!!! and he has offered his services.
bugger must now go and create a choc truffle torte
for work tomorrow
be back in 30..
gmanxx at his creative best
Kat I had 9 to 4 on Lord Lucan not being there....you have bloody destroyed my financial future, right Alex, Fran.....bring back that bloody Tequila hmmm....gets to lick salt off the back of Alexandra's hand!!!!!!
Stu
xxxx
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Quote by MrsFC
MrFc's truncheon is ready for action, boy am i in for a night. :giggle: Talking of WI i feel that Mrfc has come to appreciate the calander!!!! and he has offered his services.

Send his appreciation my way MrsFC and I will see what I can do with it.
WoooooooHooooooooo!!! Another pic for next month!!!
Jags.....how is it going ....has he reached that soft velvety bit yet?
Stu ..... put your tongue away darling (god that man has a craving for salty things)
Love
Wilma
x x x x
chocolate and rum melting cream thickening
mmmm
Gmanxxx
Sounds delicious gman is this some kind of new chocolatey body paint you are developing I would love to try it wink
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Sounds delicious gman is this some kind of new chocolatey body paint you are developing I would love to try it wink

He peels bananas in his pocket Bunny so there is NO way he's gonna let you try his choccie thingy!!! You left last night before the yorkies were handed out as well!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Jags.....how is it going ....has he reached that soft velvety bit yet?
Stu ..... put your tongue away darling (god that man has a craving for salty things)
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Wilma - HELP!!! he's got lost now, I've sent a search party down the chasm of my breasts but I thinks he's bivvied down for the night.
Send reinforcements...
Dawn and I spoke about the calander at the munch and have come up with a topic for the next calander. Hope it works.........|I will speak with Dawn soon. :smile2:
Send reinforcements....... aren't they those little white sticky things that look like polo's?
Nah.....soryy hun.......let the bugga squirm
You might enjoy that!!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Dawn and I spoke about the calander at the munch and have come up with a topic for the next calander. Hope it works.........|I will speak with Dawn soon. :smile2:

Well if Dawn has anything to do with it then it must be a giggle!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I thought that many hands make Jags cum???
Sorry - gone all silly!!!
I'm not going to ask. I'm NOT going to ask.
How many hands?
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I thought that many hands make Jags cum???
Sorry - gone all silly!!!

No darling, many hands make light work.....F**K me what you got in there Jags? If it's a light then turn the bugga on and help the guy out a bit.
Kat....... you are looking for a switch hun!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Not many men know where a woman's switch is Wilma, never mind which direction to turn it!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Many = more than 2 and less than 6!
Enlists the help of the GFZ pot holing team
HELP!!!! Here goes! won't be long, Dive,dive,dive!
Oh Wilma how much you missed i was clearly practising
what is a yorkie to my torte absolutely nothing! say it again
don't talk of bananas my torte does not need bananas to turn a ladies head
it is all woman chocolate
you have been warned
and guys recipe altho easy comes at a price
but is guaranteed
Gmanxxx
Oh bugger - two men went to search, went to search Jags breasts, two men and a rope, went to search Jags breasts.
No-more!!!
:karaoke: Two man, One man and his Kat........ Ohhhhhhhh....went to search Jags breasts
Wilma....only the salt on your lips my darling....
but the question is.....
Love STU
XXXXXX
WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM!!!!!!
LOL.... lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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good job he's not mowing your meadow Jags!!! rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: It just gets better!!
Mind you, my meadow is always neatly trimmed, even in winter!! Shears are sharp and edges all straight...
x xx
I was wondering about that buzzing sound. It's the mower. Of course.
Stu... you are making me blush...you know full well where it came from!!!
HELLO CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME, IS THERE AN ECHO, echo echo
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HELLO CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME, IS THERE AN ECHO, echo echo

I can still give out slaps you know...
I have to sign out peeps, Jags look after things and I hope Kat get's out soon !!!!
It's been emotional
Love
Wilma
x x x x