I've got the key!
:silly: :silly: Come and get it...
*oops Allgood has just dropped it down my ample cleavage - lost for ever now!!!*
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GFZ - Of nipples, munches, and two men mowing a meadow
Quote by Jags
*oops Allgood has just dropped it down my ample cleavage - lost for ever now!!!*
*Kat walks in with a rope, ties one end to the GFZ radiator, and the other to his left ankle, carefully places a miners helmet on his head, tests the aqualung, climbs on the GFZ bar, leaps high in the air, to gracefully descend, with a pike and half twist, into the unknown in search of the legendary lost GFZ Key*
:)You mean you had the key Mr FC.
Kat, the things you 'll try to get a grip of Jags
Hope you both had fun last night Mr FC - please say hello to Mrs FC for us we have a great time chatting to her.
I'm lucky I don't get hangovers (thank god for that), but Tim does :giggle: and I've still sent him off to work
Can I have a drink please someone, it's such a shame Sarge recovered no waiter service
Kat, the things you 'll try to get a grip of Jags
Hope you both had fun last night Mr FC - please say hello to Mrs FC for us we have a great time chatting to her.
I'm lucky I don't get hangovers (thank god for that), but Tim does :giggle: and I've still sent him off to work
Can I have a drink please someone, it's such a shame Sarge recovered no waiter service
Sex God
I had a good time chatting to you both last night! I have grabbed some time quickley while MrFC is doing the dishes 
:D :D Oooh I do like a man in uniform (pinny) 
:D :D Oooh I do like a man in uniform (pinny) 
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Poorly, I'll give him poorly.
He came down the stairs grinning from ear to ear....... "watch this" he said as he dangled his fingers and................... his wedding ring fell off!!
Now how is a girl supposed to take that I ask you!!!
Love
Wilma
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BAD FRED!!!!
*reaches down into ample cleavage and hauls Kat out by his heels - he was heading WAY too far south in the search for that key - you missed the sticky-out bits dearest*
I've still got the key but think the remote is lodged in my belly button....damn it!
Hey I'm surrounded by women, now under normal cicumstances this would no problem! but it has gone on so long I am starting to join in conversations, what knitting patterns do you have, do you shave or wax? AHHHHHH!!! I need male company
What was that dear? Of course I can finish your cross stitch
What was that dear? Of course I can finish your cross stitch
:twisted: *pathetic little voice issues from between the glorious twin globes for which 'breasts' is too small a word. "Can someone give the rope a pull please, I have found: Lord Lucan, Shergar, Beagle 2, the crew of the Marie Celeste, the holy grail, a humongous great pile of cock picks, assorted remote controls, but no f***** key!*
Quote by KitKat
*pathetic little voice issues from between the glorious twin globes for which 'breasts' is too small a word. "Can someone give the rope a pull please, I have found: Lord Lucan, Shergar, Beagle 2, the crew of the Marie Celeste, the holy grail, a humongous great pile of cock picks, assorted remote controls, but no f***** key!*
Actually I LIKE the way you are wriggling around in my cleavage... it feels really good when someone gives your rope a tug and your moustache tickles my nipples.
:happy: :happy:
Quote by KitKat
*pathetic little voice issues from between the glorious twin globes for which 'breasts' is too small a word. "Can someone give the rope a pull please, I have found: Lord Lucan, Shergar, Beagle 2, the crew of the Marie Celeste, the holy grail, a humongous great pile of cock picks, assorted remote controls, but no f***** key!*
Dig Deeper Kat.........
Stop giggling Jags you are puting him off!
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
*pathetic little voice issues from between the glorious twin globes for which 'breasts' is too small a word. "Can someone give the rope a pull please, I have found: Lord Lucan, Shergar, Beagle 2, the crew of the Marie Celeste, the holy grail, a humongous great pile of cock picks, assorted remote controls, but no f***** key!*
Dig Deeper Kat.........
Stop giggling Jags you are puting him off!
~But it's making me feel Gggoooooooooooddddddddddddd
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