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MrsFC
Sex God
Sarge about time you turned up !!
Seen as you have been promoted MrFC wanted you to light the barbie lol
wwb and angel you are looking a little pink, Sarge look after the girlies while I start getting the food ready to bring out to you.
Fancy a tinny Sarge? Wine for the girls !!!
well_busty_babe
Sex God
WBB ignores the evil sarge mad and speaks to mrs FC, come and sit down hun...... u need to enjoy it too, no more running round now.
me, you and angel can have a nice half hour discussing the men and having them wait on us hand and foot.
xxxx
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
I'll have a quick one with you Mrs FC, but then I will have to shoot :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes :roll: :roll: wink lol :lol:
Can I suggest we have the great Barbie Lighting Ceremony at 20 00 Hours (That's 8 o'clock to you WBB!!)?? :lol: :lol:
MrsFC
Sex God
aww thanks wwb, but there are no men around :cry:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
aww thanks wwb, but there are no men around :cry:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: mad :x :x :x :x
MrsFC
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock: Oh there you are Sarge!
Im not used to you coming up behind me. :giggle:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Well the front gate was locked so I thought I would just pop up the back passage!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink lol :lol: :lol:
well_busty_babe
Sex God
during the conversation, i MUST remember to find out why mrs FC keeps on insisting on calling me wwb! does anyone have any idea what this stands for????? confused
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well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Can I suggest we have the great Barbie Lighting Ceremony at 20 00 Hours (That's 8 o'clock to you WBB!!)?? lol :lol:

lol.. i knew you would save it till after my bed time!!! naughty sarge!!!!! evil
MrsFC
Sex God
Well spotted wbb wink
Sarge didn't spot it. I'm glad someone is on her toes. biggrin
Having an early night wbb? you will miss all the fun!!! lol
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Well spotted wbb wink
Sarge didn't spot it. I'm glad someone is on her toes. biggrin

Ha
see sarge! i might not be able to see my toes.. but at least i am on them!!!!!!!!!!!!
:wink:
mrsFc.. i might just be persuaded to stay up.. at least till the wine runs out!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
I spotted it Mrs FC but I liked the thought of you winding BWB up!!! lol :lol: :lol:
MrsFC
Sex God
Sarge you want these it's hrs
well_busty_babe
Sex God

do i look wound up??!!!!!!!!!
no, i didnt think so either! confused
Unknown User
Oh oh oh I am sooooo excited! Ive just brought a new pink hat Sarge can I borrow your pants to go with it. But thats not why I am excited!!!
Eurovision Song Contest just about to begin. Dont know why at my age I still get excited :shock: mad
Wines open and I'll pop in here for a pee now and again wink :wink:
well_busty_babe
Sex God
mrsFc, dont worry... everything is ok.. them men ahve fought their way through the flames and have saved us some food from the wreckage!

hope everyone likes spam
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Oh My Giddy Aunt !!! Mark is going to sack me when he sees this!! Stop eating Spam and phone the Fire brigade!!!
Unknown User
Just popped back in for a pee!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hope thats helped put the fire out :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Oh I say.....cough splutter....... is there anyone here.
My God look at the state of you all - I think you all best jump in the jacuzzi for a good scrub down.
Anyone want a hand :twisted: or two lol
MrsFC
Sex God
What are they doing!!!!! I brought the fireman.
I got them out of the bar down the road.... I think it was called "The wateringhole"
Fine bluddy good they are!!
mrsfc soom realises that outside the pub was a board "Male Strippers Tonight"
Corrie don't burn ya bum squatting :giggle:
Kit
Sex God
Hellooooooooooooooo?
Where is everyone confused
Kit surveys the GFZ - cremated chicken, fire extinguishers and squirty cream :?
rolleyes :roll: Ahhhhh, GFZ BBQ wink
Think I'll settle on the sofa, put the footie on and open a can of Stella. MMMMMMMMMM, Bliss, it's sooooooooooo peaceful in here
Kit
xxx
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Quote by Kit
Hellooooooooooooooo?
Where is everyone confused
Kit surveys the GFZ - cremated chicken, fire extinguishers and squirty cream :?
rolleyes :roll: Ahhhhh, GFZ BBQ wink
Think I'll settle on the sofa, put the footie on and open a can of Stella. MMMMMMMMMM, Bliss, it's sooooooooooo peaceful in here
Kit
xxx

Kit too peaceful!!!!! Think everyone must be in hospital and I did try to help extinguish the flames!!!!!!!! sad
Unknown User
OOh food....Blimey I thought my bar-b coooking was bad wonders who chef was as most of the food is black, picks up blackened pieces of chicken from burnt grass area, wipes it on shirt and puts it on a plate mmm pizza, knocks a piece against edge of plate...pizza is so hard the plate chips
Ahh salad selects bits of lettuce, tomatoe, cucumber although it's been out all night and all morning in the blazing sun
Ok a little salad cream beer from fridge and relax in the garden!!
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Did someone mention a BBQ? Dial
Prefer a spit roast myself and I know a few firemen too - lucky old me!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Jags
Sex God
Were's me mates??? cool
Were's me men??? confused
Were's me drunk?? :? :?
:P :P :P
MrsFC
Sex God
Hello Jags and Wilma biggrin
Fancy a small drink wink Looking at the food I think ordering Take Out would be so much better!
I bagsy Sarge is not to be left in charge of the Barbie, he must have other uses lol
All say I !!!
davej
Sex God
Evening ladies and gents I see its a little quite in here tonight ....good I could do with just collapsing in a comfy chair after a very heavy night out last night...
Any chance someone can pass me a drink......
MrsFC
Sex God
would you like a wee dram Davej?
davej
Sex God
Ah Mrs FC a nice malt as usual please...........Where is everyone tonight I see they were in earlier but the place is empty enough to echo......