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Jags
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in

Some are basking in sunshine, some are plodging in water and some are gargling with alcohol. Whatever your preference stop in here to say hello, howdy-doody and bottoms up.
Early doors today.
cool 8-) 8-)
Unknown User
Hello, howdy-doody and bottoms up. wave
Well I'm drying off and the sky is returned to a lovely blue!
Who's serving drinks?
I've been totally on the wagon for 17 days now, so I'll have a cranberry juice please.
biggrin
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Hello, howdy-doody and bottoms up. wave
Well I'm drying off and the sky is returned to a lovely blue!
Who's serving drinks?
I've been totally on the wagon for 17 days now, so I'll have a cranberry juice please.
biggrin

I need lunch before I start drinking and have to out again before I have lunch and before I start drinking and then, when I come back from being out I can have lunch and THEN I can start drinking!
<phew>
:P
Dawnie
Sex God
I'd love a brew if anyone feels like putting the kettle on confused
Unknown User
Quote by Dawnie
I'd love a brew if anyone feels like putting the kettle on confused

Yes Dawnie but what do you want ... Indian, China, Assam, Darjeling, Earl Grey, Herbal, Fruit, leaf, Teabag, milk, or lemon, sugar or plain .. hot or iced ... cup or a mug dunno
DD biggrin
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by devondelight
Yes Dawnie but what do you want ... Indian, China, Assam, Darjeling, Earl Grey, Herbal, Fruit, leaf, Teabag, milk, or lemon, sugar or plain .. hot or iced ... cup or a mug dunno
DD biggrin

Haven't you got Tetley?
Milk with a level spoon of sugar, in a mug and hot please :lol2:
Unknown User
Quote by Dawnie

Yes Dawnie but what do you want ... Indian, China, Assam, Darjeling, Earl Grey, Herbal, Fruit, leaf, Teabag, milk, or lemon, sugar or plain .. hot or iced ... cup or a mug dunno
DD biggrin

Haven't you got Tetley?
Milk with a level spoon of sugar, in a mug and hot please :lol2:
Oh well if you're going to be awkward :giggle:
I only got PG tits
DD :D
Freckledbird
Sex God
Ooooooo first weekend in three that we've had a GFZ - and lots of us are out! lol
I'll have a nice cup of Assam if you don't mind DD. Failing that, Ty-Phoo, splash of milk no sugar thanks (sweet enough me :smug: - shut up at the back!)
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by devondelight
I only got PG tits

But I'm straight, I don't do tits rolleyes
(Shut up at those behind those at the back of FB's people :lol2: )
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I only got PG tits

But I'm straight, I don't do tits rolleyes
(Shut up at those behind those at the back of FB's people :lol2: )
But you do kiss rather nicely, I'm told :rascal:
Dawnie
Sex God
redface surprisedops: :oops:
So, back to the tea :lol2:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I only got PG tits

But I'm straight, I don't do tits rolleyes
(Shut up at those behind those at the back of FB's people :lol2: )
But you do kiss rather nicely, I'm told :rascal:
I didn't know that Dawnie had done Kiss!! wink
Sun is shining here and we're off to the soggiest part of the UK - some lovely sunshine people there though.
Aiming to have a blast.
.
Unknown User
Quote by Dawnie
redface surprisedops: :oops:
So, back to the tea :lol2:

Would those going camping like some Lapsang souchong
I gather it has a smokey flavour lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Sun is shining here and we're off to the soggiest part of the UK - some lovely sunshine people there though.
Aiming to have a blast.
.

Come here honey - it's gorgeous wink
And we have Earl Grey too!
Unknown User
Quote by westerross
Sun is shining here and we're off to the soggiest part of the UK - some lovely sunshine people there though.
Aiming to have a blast.
.

Right thats one cup of Gunpowder tea for Tune.
Unknown User
Quote by Dawnie
I only got PG tits

But I'm straight, I don't do tits rolleyes
(Shut up at those behind those at the back of FB's people :lol2: )
innocent
Morning all wave ( I know it's afternoon but I've just got up ) Tea no sugar please? It's too early for black coffee, not had my brekkie yet
Hope everyone's not too wet oop North. I think all the ladies in Wetland should pack a weekend case and come down to sunny South Wales for an impromptu Pussy Posse biggrin
Jags
Sex God
Wet is an underestimation - sodden would fit the bill. Sudden monsoon like rain thunders down for about 20 minutes and then the sun comes out! They're playing a game with us here.
:cry:
Unknown User
Ok do you want a cream tea then Sassy .. cucumber sandwiches or scones with strawberry jam and cream to go with your tea?

DD
Unknown User
Quote by westerross
I only got PG tits

But I'm straight, I don't do tits rolleyes
(Shut up at those behind those at the back of FB's people :lol2: )
But you do kiss rather nicely, I'm told :rascal:
I didn't know that Dawnie had done Kiss!! wink

I'd say it was more the other way around. :grin:
Unknown User
Quote by devondelight
Ok do you want a cream tea then Sassy .. cucumber sandwiches or scones with strawberry jam and cream to go with your tea?

DD

Sounds scrummy but a bit early in the day for that thanks. I've just had my cereal biggrin
Unknown User
Is someone offering round a creamy tart? Yum yum.
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ok do you want a cream tea then Sassy .. cucumber sandwiches or scones with strawberry jam and cream to go with your tea?

DD

Sounds scrummy but a bit early in the day for that thanks. I've just had my cereal biggrin
Early .. Early .. good god woman where is your breeding .. its in the afternoon ... exactly the time the British stop for afternoon tea.
Does anyone remember the Asterix the Gaul cartoon about the British and teatime or the Carry on films where the British Colonists used to take Tiffin
DD lol
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
Is someone offering round a creamy tart? Yum yum.

Well you could bring some sausage rolls to the table Keeno .. make yourself useful man lol
Unknown User
Quote by devondelight
Is someone offering round a creamy tart? Yum yum.

Well you could bring some sausage rolls to the table Keeno .. make yourself useful man lol
No problemo.
I've hot sausages, tongue sandwich and a cream horn. Help yourselves
Unknown User
Quote by devondelight
Ok do you want a cream tea then Sassy .. cucumber sandwiches or scones with strawberry jam and cream to go with your tea?

DD

Sounds scrummy but a bit early in the day for that thanks. I've just had my cereal biggrin
Early .. Early .. good god woman where is your breeding .. its in the afternoon ... exactly the time the British stop for afternoon tea.
Does anyone remember the Asterix the Gaul cartoon about the British and teatime or the Carry on films where the British Colonists used to take Tiffin
DD lol
I'm on nights, not long got up so it's still morning according to my body clock redface
Unknown User
If we`re doing tea can I have a nice mug of Vanilla redface tea please? With a teaspoon of honey in it please.
Sarah
Sex God
No tea for me, I'll have orange juice please lol
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
If anyone is brewing, could I have a nice cup of strong black coffee, no sugar please, Im gagging for it wink
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
If anyone is brewing, could I have a nice cup of strong black coffee, no sugar please, Im gagging for it wink

And for coffee? :twisted:
HP, is vanilla tea like swingers tea but not rude? lol
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
HP, is vanilla tea like swingers tea but not rude? lol

It must be, I`ve not swung for bloody ages!! rolleyes sad