Hiya all,
No it is NOT FRIDAY yet it is still thursday, so don't foget to go to work tomorrow and blame it all on me! Unless you are reading this tomorrow in which case it is Friday. And if it is 2:30 on Sunday morning and you are reading this compleatly wasted, then Friday was the day after yesterday and you still have to go to work tomorrow.
Kit and I are going to be away for the weekend, leaving early tomorrow (Friday) so I will not be here to open up. Could someone do the honours for me please?
Your starter for 10......
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men "Don't" and "Stop". Unless you use them together that is.
Having sex is like playing bridge - if you do not have a good partner, you had better have a good hand!
Farmer says to wife: "If you had bigger tits we could get rid of the cow."
Wife says to farmer: "If you had a bigger cock we could get rid of the tractor driver"
(If anyone can get that one to work with "Red Van Driver", please do)
Have a good weekend you lot, I know we will!
lhk
KitKat
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GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
Well Friday is here and the GFZ is officially open - though without Kit and Kat it won't seem the same. No one to fight/flirt with...
OK chaps - it's all yours. Use the ashtrays for your ciggies, the cups for your coffee, your mouth for good words and your hands for good deeds!!
Leaves a pile of DVDs, 2 crates of beer, pizza takeaway menu and four pairs white satin boxers :lickface:
OK chaps - it's all yours. Use the ashtrays for your ciggies, the cups for your coffee, your mouth for good words and your hands for good deeds!!
Leaves a pile of DVDs, 2 crates of beer, pizza takeaway menu and four pairs white satin boxers :lickface:
Furkin 'ell....
All buggering off AFTER opening the doors. Cheek....
No footie on the box, no GP, nothing left. Wot's it all coming to eh?
Any bitchin' to be had about the gal's .........
Why is the bellybutton fad not gone yet? I mean the kiddies sized T shirts with all the belly showing? Seems ok a few MONTHS ago, but for christ sakes it is cold now?
Fashion is a waste of time but BIG money...If I could start a trend.....Ummmmmmmmm...
All buggering off AFTER opening the doors. Cheek....
No footie on the box, no GP, nothing left. Wot's it all coming to eh?
Any bitchin' to be had about the gal's .........
Why is the bellybutton fad not gone yet? I mean the kiddies sized T shirts with all the belly showing? Seems ok a few MONTHS ago, but for christ sakes it is cold now?
Fashion is a waste of time but BIG money...If I could start a trend.....Ummmmmmmmm...
Maybe time to start your own designer label...Rocky Horror duffel coats and mittens! 
Why the hell do women take so long to get packed?!! We're going away for two nights and she's packing her entire wardrobe. I wouldn't mind but I'm not planning on her wearing very much!!
:twisted:
Jags, I would've happily flirted with you in Kat's absence! Sure you won't be short of substitutes though!
Well... have passports, will travel! See you all next week - have fun!
Why the hell do women take so long to get packed?!! We're going away for two nights and she's packing her entire wardrobe. I wouldn't mind but I'm not planning on her wearing very much!!
:twisted:
Jags, I would've happily flirted with you in Kat's absence! Sure you won't be short of substitutes though!
Well... have passports, will travel! See you all next week - have fun!
Sex God
KitKat and Mr & Mrs Blue Eyes both away on the same weekend????
Sounds VERY suspicious to me!! :wary:
Do I get a whiff of a 4-some going on here? I am sure we would all forgive them if they spill the beans when they come back. Some photos would be nice too
BTW, this is my first post in the GFZ, hope I am not striking the wrong tone here.
Will
Sounds VERY suspicious to me!! :wary:
Do I get a whiff of a 4-some going on here? I am sure we would all forgive them if they spill the beans when they come back. Some photos would be nice too
BTW, this is my first post in the GFZ, hope I am not striking the wrong tone here.
Will
Sex God
Will - sports talk, sexist talk etc etc are all allowed in the GFZ - no serious discussion about things that make our heads hurt when we've had one too many, that's all we ask!
The only wrong tone would be an abusive or offensive one - but slagging off those who are away for the weekend doing FUN things is allowed.
Farting isn't - snoring is not encouraged but apart from that put your feet up and enjoy the mad bits.
Not much fun without Kit, Kat, Allgood, Beckers, Blue Eyes et all
Can't even open a bottle yet... :cry:
Farting isn't - snoring is not encouraged but apart from that put your feet up and enjoy the mad bits.
Not much fun without Kit, Kat, Allgood, Beckers, Blue Eyes et all
Can't even open a bottle yet... :cry:
Sex God
That's a lot of people missing. Did they get permission from the appropriate authorities before buggering off? At least they could have invited the rest of us. Well, if there aren't some excellent photos on Monday morning, Questions Will Be Asked.
We'll just have to find our own fun. If I start snoring, find an imaginative way to wake me up.
We'll just have to find our own fun. If I start snoring, find an imaginative way to wake me up.
shuffles in, scratching his nuts. Belching and farting, as he makes his way over to the fridge for another beer
shuffles off muttering, about how he's going to keep a close eye on Jags, this weekend. If Jags has the key to the door, he's going to make sure he leaves when she does
NOW you know the rules on farting. Yellow card for Red Van Man!! Tomorrow is rugby rugby rugby - need the boys in blue to do well and don't mind if the boys in red, green and white sort themselves out too.
Key is oiled RVM - Blue left a plentiful supply of lube, just right for the strap-on too if you feel the need
If you don't leave in time I'm going to leave you in there to fester and mould so make sure you heed the 'time' call.
Pours another glass of wine, only the second one tonight, and goes off to check the lock
x xx
Don't know how this ended up as a RVM posting - but it's from Jags Isn't the www weird but wonderful???
shuffles off muttering, about how he's going to keep a close eye on Jags, this weekend. If Jags has the key to the door, he's going to make sure he leaves when she does
NOW you know the rules on farting. Yellow card for Red Van Man!! Tomorrow is rugby rugby rugby - need the boys in blue to do well and don't mind if the boys in red, green and white sort themselves out too.
Key is oiled RVM - Blue left a plentiful supply of lube, just right for the strap-on too if you feel the need
If you don't leave in time I'm going to leave you in there to fester and mould so make sure you heed the 'time' call.
Pours another glass of wine, only the second one tonight, and goes off to check the lock
x xx
Don't know how this ended up as a RVM posting - but it's from Jags Isn't the www weird but wonderful???
woah there
The reason the GFZ is open, is so we can relax, AND FART if we needs ta'....! Difficult enough holding it back in company y'know! It is just cool to chill out, and chew ya nails without being told NOT to....mind it can be a bit embarrassing when you bite your toe nails....?
LOL
The reason the GFZ is open, is so we can relax, AND FART if we needs ta'....! Difficult enough holding it back in company y'know! It is just cool to chill out, and chew ya nails without being told NOT to....mind it can be a bit embarrassing when you bite your toe nails....?
LOL
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Hi Guys
Grabs beer as he passes the fridge, empties contents of Jags hoover to make up some more of that stuff you get in Indian restaurants, then uses Blue's strapon to reach the 'on' switch for the telly.
Well, had a decent week in my new job. Mind you, it doesn't half cock up the amount of time I can spend in here!! Had a great time on Thursday, dogging with some people I met on here, really good fun, and sure to be repeated. Patience is a virtue - unless you are waiting for Jags to bring you another beer - she has really slowed down recently
. Apparently I'm a real gent too . Had a slight communication breakdown though. She wanted to stop me giving her oral for so long, so she banged me on the top of my head! Well, how could I hear with her thighs wrapped round me ears :twisted:
Anyway, plenty of proper rugby to watch this weekend and even a bit of footy, just to balance my intellectual choices.
See you all later :lol:
Wonder what the magic word was that Allgood used to motivate Jags??
Grabs beer as he passes the fridge, empties contents of Jags hoover to make up some more of that stuff you get in Indian restaurants, then uses Blue's strapon to reach the 'on' switch for the telly.
Well, had a decent week in my new job. Mind you, it doesn't half cock up the amount of time I can spend in here!! Had a great time on Thursday, dogging with some people I met on here, really good fun, and sure to be repeated. Patience is a virtue - unless you are waiting for Jags to bring you another beer - she has really slowed down recently
. Apparently I'm a real gent too . Had a slight communication breakdown though. She wanted to stop me giving her oral for so long, so she banged me on the top of my head! Well, how could I hear with her thighs wrapped round me ears :twisted: Anyway, plenty of proper rugby to watch this weekend and even a bit of footy, just to balance my intellectual choices.
See you all later :lol:
Wonder what the magic word was that Allgood used to motivate Jags??
Sex God
Does anyone mind if I open a window?
Sex God
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Rocky, you're awful (but I like you!!).
I never thought that would be the secret to attacting women.
Sex God
Are you showing your age again? :-)
Sex God
So what's happening??
Just logged on with a glass of wine (oh, bugger - it's empty again, must be a leaky one).
Sorry to be so late but I had a playing engagement last night and one today as well! NO, no, no - not that sort of playing (i.e. dogging or swinging) :cry: out tinkling the ivories.
So what's happening? oh I've said that already
settles back, waits for something to happen. Now where did I put that corkscrew. Oh THAT's what I'm sitting on
:shock:
Well????
Just logged on with a glass of wine (oh, bugger - it's empty again, must be a leaky one).
Sorry to be so late but I had a playing engagement last night and one today as well! NO, no, no - not that sort of playing (i.e. dogging or swinging) :cry: out tinkling the ivories.
So what's happening? oh I've said that already
settles back, waits for something to happen. Now where did I put that corkscrew. Oh THAT's what I'm sitting on
:shock:
Well????
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Wonder what the magic word was that Allgood used to motivate Jags??
Think he had to beg???? And now he just whimpers in my ear....
:lol:Bloody hell Jags - either you have a bloody big ear, or he can whimper louder than a sonic boom !! He's miles away, isn't he?
Mal
Sex God
To pickle my brain, I'd have to have one in the first place. Has anyone seen it? Or can you recommend a shop where I can pick up a good second-hand one?
Quote by DJohn
Rocky, you're awful (but I like you!!).
I never thought that would be the secret to attacting women.
It's a well known fact that some of us women can go for the "bit of rough", or the bad guy: some of us never grow out of it, but some of us learn to look for something else. And some of like it just occasionally to spice things up a bit. :shock:
I'm not saying which I am!
Mandy
Finally thrown together a webpage to save me typing the same info again... and again... and again!
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Have just watched the rugby- commiserations to the Welsh. A hard fought game, you should be proud of your achievements. England - congratulations on getting through. Errors are now highlighted, but we learn and move on.
Next week, France - BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Mal
Next week, France - BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Mal
Bloody Hell!!! I thought this was the Girlie Free Zone, not the Twilight Zone :shock: :shock:
I type out a slanderous abusive, not to mention slobbish post, only to find it evolves into a post from Jags!!!
:o
Then, to compound matters, I learn that Jags is in fact the lady with the large horn-rimmed glasses who used to whack the interviewer for his double entendres. This before mincing off into the distance, tripping over her own feet as she went!! What is SH coming to?
Glad you enjoyed the game Mal, as I did. Whilst I wasn't one of those who believed we would steamroller them, I didn't lose my faith in England's ability to kill Wales off. However, I did and still have some concerns. Firstly, we continue to give away needless penalties in dangerous positions. Linked to this, we are still showing a lack of discipline and purpose. Having spent the first half willing, begging and pleading Woodward to bring Mike Catt on, I was relieved to see Catt come on and do what I hoped he would. He brings a level of control to our back line and takes a huge load off Wilkinson. I also feel certain players, such as Back and Dallaglio, are not giving or at least showing their best.
But, my main concern are the French backs. I never thought I'd say this but, I actually admired the way they played. Having seen how they carved through a gritty Irish defence, then compared it to how we stood up to the Welsh attacks, I have grave concerns. :cry:
I'm hoping that, as with all the best sides, we will hit our best form when we truly need it. I'm not panicking yet, still believing we can do it. Only time will tell whether we are or not. :?
Now then Blue, Jags & Mandy, whilst we're in a rugby frame of mind, how's about a little loose mauling and some ball control from the lasses? You fancy a game, Girls v Boys? Me and the lads could shove the chairs to one side, then we could have some fun on the carpet. :twisted:
Unfortunately, we've not got enough kit to go round. So, I suggest you wear the shirts and we'll wear the shorts. I'm sure you would all look good in rugby shirts, just rugby shirts..........
Its no use, I'm going to have to go and have a lie down. The thought of you gals in rugby shirts has affected me sense of balance
shuffles off muttering, about how his shorts are getting tighter with all these thoughts of gals in shirts
I type out a slanderous abusive, not to mention slobbish post, only to find it evolves into a post from Jags!!!
:o Then, to compound matters, I learn that Jags is in fact the lady with the large horn-rimmed glasses who used to whack the interviewer for his double entendres. This before mincing off into the distance, tripping over her own feet as she went!! What is SH coming to?
Glad you enjoyed the game Mal, as I did. Whilst I wasn't one of those who believed we would steamroller them, I didn't lose my faith in England's ability to kill Wales off. However, I did and still have some concerns. Firstly, we continue to give away needless penalties in dangerous positions. Linked to this, we are still showing a lack of discipline and purpose. Having spent the first half willing, begging and pleading Woodward to bring Mike Catt on, I was relieved to see Catt come on and do what I hoped he would. He brings a level of control to our back line and takes a huge load off Wilkinson. I also feel certain players, such as Back and Dallaglio, are not giving or at least showing their best.
But, my main concern are the French backs. I never thought I'd say this but, I actually admired the way they played. Having seen how they carved through a gritty Irish defence, then compared it to how we stood up to the Welsh attacks, I have grave concerns. :cry:
I'm hoping that, as with all the best sides, we will hit our best form when we truly need it. I'm not panicking yet, still believing we can do it. Only time will tell whether we are or not. :?
Now then Blue, Jags & Mandy, whilst we're in a rugby frame of mind, how's about a little loose mauling and some ball control from the lasses? You fancy a game, Girls v Boys? Me and the lads could shove the chairs to one side, then we could have some fun on the carpet. :twisted:
Unfortunately, we've not got enough kit to go round. So, I suggest you wear the shirts and we'll wear the shorts. I'm sure you would all look good in rugby shirts, just rugby shirts..........
Its no use, I'm going to have to go and have a lie down. The thought of you gals in rugby shirts has affected me sense of balance
shuffles off muttering, about how his shorts are getting tighter with all these thoughts of gals in shirts
