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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone !!!

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Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
OOOO, I'm the first one in! biggrin
:bounce:
Mmmmm, bubbles! :D
I'll join you Little Gem
Get the jacuzzi on then and I'll get the alcohol.
Having a real shit day and just want to chill out in the corner feeling sorry for myself complete with a JD, stella and my thoughts.
In fact I could do with a real good cuddle sad
Think I've got post munch blues now, must be catching but I'm sure good company will help
the Laird
xx
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'll join you Little Gem
Get the jacuzzi on then and I'll get the alcohol.
Having a real shit day and just want to chill out in the corner feeling sorry for myself complete with a JD, stella and my thoughts.
In fact I could do with a real good cuddle sad
Think I've got post munch blues now, must be catching but I'm sure good company will help
the Laird
xx

Awe honey, come here and I'll give you a cuddle. :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'll join you Little Gem
Get the jacuzzi on then and I'll get the alcohol.
Having a real shit day and just want to chill out in the corner feeling sorry for myself complete with a JD, stella and my thoughts.
In fact I could do with a real good cuddle sad
Think I've got post munch blues now, must be catching but I'm sure good company will help
the Laird
xx

I'm a trifle confused LadyFeeBee, is that a JD and Stella together, or will they be in seperate glasses?
Please accept these hugs from me.
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: kiss :kiss:
John
smile
Me too please - been on my feet ALL day and brain is frazzled too! Need some calming company and chilled wine!
drinkies
Quote by Jags
Me too please - been on my feet ALL day and brain is frazzled too! Need some calming company and chilled wine!
drinkies

Good luck finding that in here Jagsy :giggle:
:drinkies:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Me too please - been on my feet ALL day and brain is frazzled too! Need some calming company and chilled wine!
drinkies

Good luck finding that in here Jagsy :giggle:
:drinkies:
Conversation??
Comfort?
or just a load of bollocks??
lol
Oh - off to spend half an hour with Ally McCoist!! Be back later
:inlove:
Quote by Jags
Conversation??
Comfort?
or just a load of bollocks??
lol
Oh - off to spend half an hour with Ally McCoist!! Be back later
:inlove:

Conversation I can manage, also Comfort, but a load of old bollocks may take a little time.
How's Ally?
John
smile
Right ready to chill out...
Been doing end of year accounts....
Need the bubbles in the jacuzzi to sooth me, unless any one else wants to give me a rub down?
Where the wine
Quote by Jags
Conversation??
Comfort?
or just a load of bollocks??

Someone playing my song?
Flying visit. I'm off out in a mo.
Move over in that jacuzzi please
boy do I need this...........
the wine's flowing nicely so expect me to be posting absolute shite later on (if I can stay awake)
Ahhhhhhh the weekend is finally here
Evening Lil-Bunny,
pass over the wine, I need some more..
Had a good week?
bottle of red and a bottle of white here......any room for a little one biggrin
thank god, last day of school holidays .........yipeeeeeeeeeeee
Quote by Sarah1448
Evening Lil-Bunny,
pass over the wine, I need some more..
Had a good week?

An utterly crap week to be honest, but hey ho that's life.
Would you prefer red or white Sarah?
white please Lil,
turn up the bubbles on the jacuzzi
Ok one bottle of white for you and a bottle of red for me - with straws lol
Kaz grrrr my kids don't go back to school till 11th April!
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Ok one bottle of white for you and a bottle of red for me - with straws lol
Kaz grrrr my kids don't go back to school till 11th April!

i brought the straws for the maltezers smile
i've has two weeks of them, grrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh, i have no hair left lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by kazswallows
Ok one bottle of white for you and a bottle of red for me - with straws lol
Kaz grrrr my kids don't go back to school till 11th April!

i brought the straws for the maltezers smile
i've has two weeks of them, grrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh, i have no hair left lol :lol: :lol:
Mine only finished up today for 2 weeks, hence why I've been drinking wine all evening!
Fee
XX
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Mine only finished up today for 2 weeks, hence why I've been drinking wine all evening!
Fee
XX

pull up a pew, there's a crate of wine going spare, a maltezer on a straw and a load of hunky men dancing to attendance.
wink
Quote by kazswallows

Mine only finished up today for 2 weeks, hence why I've been drinking wine all evening!
Fee
XX

pull up a pew, there's a crate of wine going spare, a maltezer on a straw and a load of hunky men dancing to attendance.
wink
That sounds just like the kind of evening I could do with.
Fee
XX
Quote by kazswallows
pull up a pew, there's a crate of wine going spare, a maltezer on a straw and a load of hunky men dancing to attendance.
wink

Quote by LadyFeeBee
That sounds just like the kind of evening I could do with.
Fee
XX

Soooo continually filling up your glass all night with fine wine and my hunky dancing were all in vain mad
/ the Laird flounces
PS Thanks for the earlier hugs EdinburghBBW they fair cheered me up (and your hugs too Horous which were obviously manly ones in a rugby type way :wink: )
Back rub and more wine anyone?
(obviously except Fee, she's burnt her boats for the night flipa )
the Laird
xx
Room for a little 'un?
Bit of a shitty day, starting with a blow out first thing (that's a bad thing)- BUT - isn't surprising just how quickly someone can load a truck when they want to get home?? I didn't think I'd get back tonight, but made it by the skin of my teeth and the hair on my chinychinchin.
BEER BEER I NEED BEER
Beer on it's way Dammie mate!!
the Laird
Hi Damie,
Come and pull up a chair next to me, I owe you a GFZ beer (ie, not a real one so don't even ask me at the next munch! ;) ) for the other night.
:cheers:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Back rub and more wine anyone?
(obviously except Fee, she's burnt her boats for the night flipa )
the Laird
xx

have we boats floating in the jacuzzi?????? lol :lol:
kaz leans forward as that hunky man massaging her works is way down her shoulder blades
This is the life........turn up the bubbles again please and may i have another bottle of wine.......this one is empty ;0
Quote by LadyFeeBee
/ the Laird flounces
PS Thanks for the earlier hugs EdinburghBBW they fair cheered me up (and your hugs too Horous which were obviously manly ones in a rugby type way wink )

Pleasure was all mine honey.
Quote by little gem
Hi Damie,
Come and pull up a chair next to me, I owe you a GFZ beer (ie, not a real one so don't even ask me at the next munch! ;) ) for the other night.
:cheers:

You owe me nothing kiss
I'll have the beer tho - cheers Sweetie
Quote by dambuster
.................. the hair on my chinychinchin.

So you're growing a goatee now? confused
Quote by little gem
Hi Damie,
Come and pull up a chair next to me, I owe you a GFZ beer (ie, not a real one so don't even ask me at the next munch! ;) ) for the other night.
:cheers:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So he can't have been that good then. :P lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: