<<< neilinileeds tiptoes painfully, wincing, nursing the hangover from hell, eyes like piss holes in the snow, ponders a hairy dog for a brief moment, almost pukes at the very thought of more beer, and eases gently into the jacuzzi! . . . . >>>
morning all.
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh that's better. don't mind me i'm gonna have a little sleep. somehow i found loads of beer in the frdge last might and i just had to drink it all didn't i? and then the bacardi seemed a very good idea after the beer was finished. it wasn't a good idea!
if MrsFC turns up to do the bacon butties gimme a shout ok? i'm starving.
n x x x ;)
Is the bar open yet???
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Anyone up for a game of snooker till the rest of the lads get here?
I'll go for the snooker, but II'll just stick to the orange juice for now (not too well today)
devil_in_part please don't shout! i think i may have mentioned a sore head.
and you just bloody woke me up then too. i was having a lovely dream involving dawn, mrsfc, angel chat and shireen. oh and marya. and calista. i think dundeecpl and fem_manc were in there too somewhere? and possibly venus and mars. i lost track of the tangled bodies after that.
oh well! now i'm up, steve it seems the sun is over tha yardarm, so a pint it is. we have quite short yardarms in my neck of the woods, and the sun gets over 'em quite early!
your break is it?
neil x x x ;)
can I just ask who replaced my cue with this cane???? What are you trying to say?
Go on, you break...
Neil if u stay pissed it solves all the hangover problems you know
/me passes Poohbear a bloody mary
There ya go..........get that down ya neck
i know /me doesnt work in here but chatroom peeps will know what it means
<<< TE walks in casually, expecting to find the place throbbing. Stops....listens..... just the sound of snoring coming from behind the sofa. Neil's legs (encased in red thighboots - dreaming again) betray his prone body with a half eaten bacon butty lodged between his lips. TE wonders how you can snore with bacon butty in yer mouth but then moves on to the bar - pours himself a large scotch - notices there's oil floating on the jacuzzi - Easy's been in then.......
Where is everybody???
TE will you please STFU ((( another chatroom ref there! look it up! ))) some of us are trying to sleep.
sorry MrsFC, tea or coffee was it? no sugar i take it cos i know you're sweet enough!
((( did you like that! been to charm school and everything! well no i haven't that was a lie really. but i have read some superb chat up lines off a web site. i'm gonna practice 'em some more later on maybe! just you watch! )))
neil x x x ;)
Quick visit.......
Any chance of something bubbly and alcoholic while some nice gentleman gives me a good back massage? I need someone to take my mind of the office and employees with negative attitudes!!!!
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Oih !!!! I resemble that remark :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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