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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone!! (Keep out you Girlies!)

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Who will be the first Girl in here???? lol lol lol lol
me
Right Lucy, grab the hoover and clean around the bar area!! confused confused confused confused lol lol lol lol lol
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Right Lucy, grab the hoover and clean around the bar area!! confused confused confused confused lol lol lol lol lol

It could be mike tho Sarge - ask for proof!!
Quote by anais
Right Lucy, grab the hoover and clean around the bar area!! confused confused confused confused lol lol lol lol lol

It could be mike tho Sarge - ask for proof!!
I don't care so long as the bar area is cleaned lol lol lol
Anais, can you clean those glasses please ??
Shall I show him my boobs?
You must of been peeping at my photos sarge, unless the cleaning comment was coincidently!! wink
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Shall I show him my boobs?
You must of been peeping at my photos sarge, unless the cleaning comment was coincidently!! wink

Just back from looking at Lucy's photos!!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar:
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sarge
can i have a screaming orgasum please wink

After you have wiped those tables Voddy confused confused lol lol lol
Sneeks in to see if all the cleaning has been done yet lol
Sarge put your eyes back in & serve me a coffee
Lucy come n sit by me hun :rascal:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Lucy, grab the hoover and clean around the bar area!! confused confused confused confused lol lol lol lol lol

It could be mike tho Sarge - ask for proof!!
I don't care so long as the bar area is cleaned lol lol lol
Anais, can you clean those glasses please ??

Good idea - can see better now confused confused confused
Sarge is in bossy mode I see
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Sneeks in to see if all the cleaning has been done yet lol
Sarge put your eyes back in & serve me a coffee
Lucy come n sit by me hun :rascal:

Hands Hers a mop and bucket and gestures towards the jacuzzi!!lol lol
Can I have a nice black coffee please? biggrin
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sneeks in to see if all the cleaning has been done yet lol
Sarge put your eyes back in & serve me a coffee
Lucy come n sit by me hun :rascal:

Hands Hers a mop and bucket and gestures towards the jacuzzi!!lol lol
Can I not have a soak instead :cry:
Picks up a duster and looks busy but really watching anais getting sweaty over the jacuzzi
wave
:notes:
Waits for the next lady to come in as the Gents needs a good cleaning!! confused confused confused
Now then.....I was just saying you dont need adverts on, on another thread I have just posted on............and low and behold get a sort of lovely compliment off Sarge and my profile pages gets lots of new visitors on it!!!!
Thanks Sarge xx
I'm an ace cleaner by the way, but I dont empty ash trays!!
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Picks up a duster and looks busy but really watching anais getting sweaty over the jacuzzi
wave
:notes:

Hello Tan wave
Bugga cleaning confused confused Jump in before Mr Bossy sees! wink
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Now then.....I was just saying you dont need adverts on, on another thread I have just posted on............and low and behold get a sort of lovely compliment off Sarge and my profile pages gets lots of new visitors on it!!!!
Thanks Sarge xx
I'm an ace cleaner by the way, but I dont empty ash trays!!

Do you clean gents toilets???? confused confused confused confused confused confused
Quote by anais
Picks up a duster and looks busy but really watching anais getting sweaty over the jacuzzi
wave
:notes:

Hello Tan wave
Bugga cleaning confused confused Jump in before Mr Bossy sees! wink
Here goes :bounce:
flipa Sarge
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wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused confused
Quote by anais
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused confused
Not that place :scared:
Reminder to self - don't tell Voddy that the key to the Chocolate Cupboard is pinned inside my Thomas the Tank Boxers!!
Oh Bugga!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused confused
Not that place :scared:
Yep - down under!! confused confused
Will Voddy take the risk?? lol
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused confused
ooooooooooooooooo
that place wink
whispers a plan to anais wink wink
Wedgie? :giggle:
Quote by anais
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused confused
ooooooooooooooooo
that place wink
whispers a plan to anais wink wink
Wedgie? :giggle:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Oh i can clean up gents
But what? Who? How? Where?
I pop inside this manicured den of blokeyness, expecting to hear talk of gammit ridges, MG Spitfires and farting, and yet the entire place is populated by nubile young women and a chap clad in Thomas the Tank Engine underwear attire that verges of the very boundaries of decency...
How do you do it Sarge? Please don't say a bottle of night nurse and flagrant bribery as I've tried both and they don't work...
Note to self... Must buy some Thomas undies at the earliest available opportunity...