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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone!! (Keep out you Girlies!)

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Who will be the first Girl in here???? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
me
Right Lucy, grab the hoover and clean around the bar area!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Lucy, grab the hoover and clean around the bar area!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It could be mike tho Sarge - ask for proof!!
Quote by anais
Right Lucy, grab the hoover and clean around the bar area!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It could be mike tho Sarge - ask for proof!!
I don't care so long as the bar area is cleaned :lol: :lol: :lol:
Anais, can you clean those glasses please ??
Shall I show him my boobs?
You must of been peeping at my photos sarge, unless the cleaning comment was coincidently!! wink
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Shall I show him my boobs?
You must of been peeping at my photos sarge, unless the cleaning comment was coincidently!! wink

Just back from looking at Lucy's photos!!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
sarge
can i have a screaming orgasum please wink

After you have wiped those tables Voddy confused :? lol :lol: :lol:
Sneeks in to see if all the cleaning has been done yet lol
Sarge put your eyes back in & serve me a coffee
Lucy come n sit by me hun :rascal:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Lucy, grab the hoover and clean around the bar area!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It could be mike tho Sarge - ask for proof!!
I don't care so long as the bar area is cleaned :lol: :lol: :lol:
Anais, can you clean those glasses please ??

Good idea - can see better now :? :? :?
Sarge is in bossy mode I see
Quote by hisandhers
Sneeks in to see if all the cleaning has been done yet lol
Sarge put your eyes back in & serve me a coffee
Lucy come n sit by me hun :rascal:

Hands Hers a mop and bucket and gestures towards the jacuzzi!!:lol: :lol:
Can I have a nice black coffee please? biggrin
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sneeks in to see if all the cleaning has been done yet lol
Sarge put your eyes back in & serve me a coffee
Lucy come n sit by me hun :rascal:

Hands Hers a mop and bucket and gestures towards the jacuzzi!!:lol: :lol:
Can I not have a soak instead :cry:
Picks up a duster and looks busy but really watching anais getting sweaty over the jacuzzi
wave
:notes:
innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Waits for the next lady to come in as the Gents needs a good cleaning!! confused :? :?
Now then.....I was just saying you dont need adverts on, on another thread I have just posted on............and low and behold get a sort of lovely compliment off Sarge and my profile pages gets lots of new visitors on it!!!!
Thanks Sarge xx
I'm an ace cleaner by the way, but I dont empty ash trays!!
Quote by TanKinky
Picks up a duster and looks busy but really watching anais getting sweaty over the jacuzzi
wave
:notes:

Hello Tan :wave:
Bugga cleaning confused :? Jump in before Mr Bossy sees! wink
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Now then.....I was just saying you dont need adverts on, on another thread I have just posted on............and low and behold get a sort of lovely compliment off Sarge and my profile pages gets lots of new visitors on it!!!!
Thanks Sarge xx
I'm an ace cleaner by the way, but I dont empty ash trays!!

Do you clean gents toilets???? confused :? :? :? :? :?
Quote by anais
Picks up a duster and looks busy but really watching anais getting sweaty over the jacuzzi
wave
:notes:

Hello Tan :wave:
Bugga cleaning confused :? Jump in before Mr Bossy sees! wink
Here goes :bounce:
flipa Sarge
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused :?
Quote by anais
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused :?
Not that place :scared:
Reminder to self - don't tell Voddy that the key to the Chocolate Cupboard is pinned inside my Thomas the Tank Boxers!!
Oh Bugga!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by TanKinky
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused :?
Not that place :scared:
Yep - down under!! :? :?
Will Voddy take the risk?? lol
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused :?
ooooooooooooooooo
that place wink
whispers a plan to anais :wink: :wink:
Wedgie? :giggle:
Quote by anais
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused :?
ooooooooooooooooo
that place wink
whispers a plan to anais :wink: :wink:
Wedgie? :giggle:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Oh i can clean up gents
But what? Who? How? Where?
I pop inside this manicured den of blokeyness, expecting to hear talk of gammit ridges, MG Spitfires and farting, and yet the entire place is populated by nubile young women and a chap clad in Thomas the Tank Engine underwear attire that verges of the very boundaries of decency...
How do you do it Sarge? Please don't say a bottle of night nurse and flagrant bribery as I've tried both and they don't work...
Note to self... Must buy some Thomas undies at the earliest available opportunity...