GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really

25 Jan 2004

Heeellllllooooooooo!!!!!!!!
It's sunday evening and I'm feeling mellow - anyone going to join me on the sofa to watch the last half of Corrie?
Sarge - be a good lad and pour me a whisky

25 Jan 2004

A nice Glenmorangie on ice would be lovely.
But any single malt would be fine!
Thank you sweetie!
Alex x x

25 Jan 2004

Have to agree with you there Gman. I never let ice anywhere near a single malt. :shock:
Alex - you have just blown your sophisitication!! Just as I was drawing up my top ten too!! rolleyes

Ahhh well............

25 Jan 2004

Each to their own, Will.
I love a little ice, but I'm afraid the whisky doesn't last long enough for it to melt! (hic).
3rd Glass just downed here!
Alex x x x

25 Jan 2004

Oh s**t. Here goes.......
1. Sappho } Well what did you expect? dunno

2. Sappho } I had to give her the top 3!
3. Sappho } Don't look at me like that Kat!
4. Kit - redface

I blush just thinking of her! :love:
5. Mandy_1964 a real sweetheart. Lovely to talk to too!
6. Wilma Often referred to as 'Divine'. Accurately!
7. Bluexxx Clever, witty and thoroughly gorgeous
8. Jags Not actually met her, but seriously impressed!
9. Dawn_mids Met her at the NW munch. Lovely!
10. All the girlies on here. You are all fantastic in so many different ways!! I would hate to cause offence by leaving anyone out!
Honourable mentions:
BlueEyes and Alex. Have never met or even swapped PMs with either of them so couldn't really mention them in the top 10. Mind you, you never know.
Right that's it. I have done my best to be diplomatic - but I suspect I am still going to end up in the doo-doo! Thanks, Sarge - I think I will have a top-up please! surprised

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25 Jan 2004

Will
I think you have your top ten accurate
I am flattered to get an honourable mention as I have only been here 2 weeks!
Alex x x

25 Jan 2004

Quote by Alexandra
A nice Glenmorangie on ice would be lovely.

YOU ENGLISH HEATHENS!!!
The only thing to put in malt whisky is more malt whisky! :doh: :doh:
*clutches head after Burn's night celebrations*

25 Jan 2004

Oh dear, you and Blissed, Jags.
Hands each of them an icepack

25 Jan 2004

Awww Jags - I know I'm a over the ice thing!
but I may have got Mark on the case over an auto response in the dogging forum to save you and Blue constantly having to remind people about times and places. he is looking into it!
So, am I forgiven?
Please??????
Hugs,
Alex x x

25 Jan 2004

A splash (well a drop or two only) is allowed - but I don't take water with mine!! It dilutes the taste and also allows the alcohol into the bloodstream faster so it takes effect sooner.
For me it's Highland Park or Laphroaig - last night is was Chivas Regal (not my house)!

25 Jan 2004

Now - Laphroaig is one I have to drink neat - it is an aquired taste though - a little too peaty for some.
At least I don't put lemonade or dry ginger with it!!!!!!
Alex x x

25 Jan 2004

Sappho - thanks for the icepack - had three lots of paracetamol already and that's doing the trick. Also on my 14th cup of tea since m.!
Alex - of ocurse you're forgiven, you're english and know no better!!!
x x

25 Jan 2004

Phew - Thanks Jags!
I knew being english could work to me benefit at some time!
The Mark/dogging forum is in hand though! - That wasnt a ploy to gain forgiveness!
Alex x x

25 Jan 2004

Alex - I know!! There are many new functions coming on board soon and Mark has just retired back to his 'darkened room' so work on some more code. Expect changes!
LOVE Laphroaig - not often and not much!
Don't know the other one but shall look out for it when next back in the bonnyland.
x

25 Jan 2004

Gman - put that cider down!!!! I saif I DONT put lemonade with it!!!!
Jags - had an email from Mark - Impressive so far!
Alex x x

25 Jan 2004

Right that's it. I have done my best to be diplomatic

I think you need a new ID Will, 'Spin Doctor' lol

Jags
Blue
Sappho
Helen
Wilma
Posh
Heather
Mandy
Blue Eyes
Jas
dunno

Girly Free Zone, only us boys will get to see it. wink

lhk
Kat

25 Jan 2004

Jags - had an email from Mark - Impressive so far!

Yep - it is!! Sssshhh though.

25 Jan 2004

KATE - You are such a lovely man!!! WOW.. and from Will too!
redface

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Just for that I will pour each of you a large single malt - Slainte!
kiss

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:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
:inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove:

25 Jan 2004

Quote by gmanxxx
showed a considerable imbalance toward s Jags... worrying... and with no real supporting evidence....

I think the man shows immpeccable taste!
x xx x

25 Jan 2004

Kat said:

Jags
Blue
Sappho
Helen
Wilma
Posh
Heather
Mandy
Blue Eyes
Jas
Girly Free Zone, only us boys will get to see it.
lhk
Kat

AHEM!
Kit
xxx

25 Jan 2004

so as the weekend ends the girlies start to gang up

no problem gman, I've got the keys, I shall just lock myself away in here until next Friday. By then, they will have found something else to amuse them. 8)
It will give me a chance to have a good look round for RVM, I am sure he is in one of these cupboards somewhere!
see you all next week
lhk
Kat

25 Jan 2004

:lol: RVM - Red Van Man - A member of dubious parentage, and even more dubious evolutionary origins, who has been conspicuous only by his much regretted absence over the last few months.
I hope you get the chance to meet him someday - top bloke, but do not ever tell him I said so.
lhk
Kat

25 Jan 2004

Re. Will's list:
Didn't those Sappho triplets do well? Is it within the Geneva Convention to have all that class in one brood? The Government ought to tax that level of riches in one family: sort it out Gman.

25 Jan 2004

What did happen to Red Van Man anyway? And where's all the other missing people??? I really miss Heather, she used to post the funniest things but she's not been around for a long time!!!
This was a GFZ invasion, brought to you by BlueEyes, the letter P and the number 3

25 Jan 2004

This was a GFZ invasion

I knew I should have locked the doors at 10! mad

25 Jan 2004

Mwah hah hah!!!!!!
Did you seriously think I could stay out of here the whole weekend????
Blissed was going to report to you all that I'd been in here anyway....
:twisted:
You lot just didn't catch me!! Sarge, you must have been sleeping at the time!! lol

25 Jan 2004

Quote by gmanxxx
bummer, still not sorted the quote thing... ( Task alex set me pre her going for dinner) now she is going to spank me....) so how do I quote and then spout guys.... help?
Gmanxxx

Like this??? Click on the quote button on the top right hand side of each post - can you see it?

25 Jan 2004

My God!
Bloody go away for a weekend of fun and come back to find this mess. mad

:x
Yet again the girlies thinking they can just walk in and do as they please. Unless it is on food delivery - beer fetching or cleaning duties then you are not welcome - shift your arris! Someone call security! evil

:evil:
Secondly - anything with Malt other than a splash of water is a crime against humanity and makes me bloody shudder. ICE! LEMONADE! Jeez! :x Laphroaig, Lagavulin and Bowmore are favorites of mine, all Islays, however I changed my mind about blendeds this year when I finally opened a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label I had in the cupboard and realised that Malts are not the only civilised whisky!
That bloody pizza was doing fine ' til someone plonked their fat arse on it and messed all the toppings up! :cry:
Where the hell is Dawn - she was supposed to be modelling the new waitress outfits that Kat organised and we all voted on. Does PVC allow the skin to breathe when it is that tight? rolleyes

Will - you wussed it mate! Sappho, Sappho, Sappho! - You are not even bothered to fight for her honour in another thread! Blimey!
BlueEyes - behave, there is a good girl, and answer your bloody email! - run along and keep looking after those nails! wink

Sarge - time to organise a search party for RVM - round up the troops - well the semi sober ones at least!
Kat - brave posting - want me to find any food or drink to leave in here for you for the week? - Want me to tell Kit you have gone away on urgent business? Anything else I can do for you - sure we can get Dawn to do your laundry midweek sometime.....
Fred

25 Jan 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone
BlueEyes - behave, there is a good girl, and answer your bloody email! - run along and keep looking after those nails!

Oooops!!!!!!!! :twisted: Been a bit pre-occupied this weekend!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
*thinks about tidying up*
*laughs*

25 Jan 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone
Secondly - anything with Malt other than a splash of water is a crime against humanity and makes me bloody shudder. ICE! LEMONADE! Jeez! Laphroaig, Lagavulin and Bowmore are favorites of mine, all Islays, however I changed my mind about blendeds this year when I finally opened a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label I had in the cupboard and realised that Malts are not the only civilised whisky!

Glenfiddich anyone??? I have contacts... lol