I know these photos are not really an ad but.......Kit gets it for meYou will have to do WAY better than that biker! where were you at the munch??
Kit
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GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really
Ha yes the Munch.....I should really beg to be forgiven I know. Work just sort of took over and the next thing I knew I'd gone home. Sorry I missed you, sounds like fun was had though??
As for Will....You don't get away that easy
Although I dare say you've got a few mins whilst KitKat, Blue, Steve etal beat me with a rusty spanner for missing the munch 
As for Will....You don't get away that easy
Although I dare say you've got a few mins whilst KitKat, Blue, Steve etal beat me with a rusty spanner for missing the munch Kat, is that your Kit over there ????Mr Sergeant, I will have you know, I am nobodys' Kit. (except mine). Now be a good little soldier boy, and line up behind biker to prepare your apologies, Kat, kneel down here so I can get comfortable. WILL Get back here, I am very vexed and need soothing.
Now THIS is what the GFZ is all about
Kit
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Fred saunters in after a hard days work....
I see Kit is duty girlie tonight - be a good girl and fetch me a beer hun - Oh - and take the top off this time please - I was not impressed at having to open it on the edge of the coffee table last week - I got splinters in my heels when I put my feet on the table....
What was that - you are trying to hold Will down - Oh really - a dare! Just a minute I will have a look..... :) :D 
:lol: 
:rotflmao:
Top 10 eh Will?
Hard to resist that one - boy are you in trouble - DOUBLE DARE! :twisted: :twisted:
Hi Bikerguy - long time no see - glad to have you back - been far too many girlies in here recently.... 8)
Who put these bloody paper doilies on the table - my beer bottle keeps sticking to them!
Right - who sorted out what we are watching this weekend then - what sport is on?
Where was I .... :?:
Oh yes, I would think Sappho is somewhere in your top ten Will - about 6 or 7 on the list would you say?
And where is Wilma - or does she not make the top 10? I see - well you can explain it to her then - she will be gutted. :lol:
*Settles back in comfy chair to watch ensuing struggle!*
I see Kit is duty girlie tonight - be a good girl and fetch me a beer hun - Oh - and take the top off this time please - I was not impressed at having to open it on the edge of the coffee table last week - I got splinters in my heels when I put my feet on the table....
What was that - you are trying to hold Will down - Oh really - a dare! Just a minute I will have a look.....
:) :D :lol: :rotflmao:Top 10 eh Will?
Hard to resist that one - boy are you in trouble - DOUBLE DARE! :twisted: :twisted:
Hi Bikerguy - long time no see - glad to have you back - been far too many girlies in here recently.... 8)
Who put these bloody paper doilies on the table - my beer bottle keeps sticking to them!
Right - who sorted out what we are watching this weekend then - what sport is on?
Where was I .... :?:
Oh yes, I would think Sappho is somewhere in your top ten Will - about 6 or 7 on the list would you say?
And where is Wilma - or does she not make the top 10? I see - well you can explain it to her then - she will be gutted. :lol:
*Settles back in comfy chair to watch ensuing struggle!*
*strolls in*All I ask is - please think before daring Will, he just cannot resist a dare, and if we all start putting pressure on him, well, I don't see how he could resist.
LOL!! *sits back and waits for the top ten lists*
So please, I am begging you, look deep inside yourself, and do the right thing.
lhk
Kat
P.S. - Scotland Munch? - we were nearly there, until the dates were moved.
Right, that's it!!!! I'm back from the pub and I'm feeling brave!!!............ Kat, unless that women of yours is here on waitress duties then kindly show her the door, give her a quick kick up the arse and let her know who's boss!! GFZ is a GFZ so out you go girlie!!!!
BlueEyes, if you have any hopes of making the top ten then I suggest you follow Kit and just accept your place in the scheme of !!
Right that's that sorted. I'm not the Head of Security (ND) for nothing!!!!
Kat, I've not heard the yellow handbag term for years. Well done, was it Pils or Export though???
Bikerguy, where have you been hiding????? As you can see, the girlies have been getting ideas above their station. We need some Male support to put them back in their place ( the kitchen ) so please come back and tell it as it is!!!
Sappho, Jags, Alex and Wilma, thanks for having enough sense to realise that a second take-over bid of the GFZ would be futile and just sticking to girlie things tonight like knitting, cooking and washing.
Will. Will... Will, ....Will. Promise me you'll buck up!! This can't be allowed to continue. I DARE YOU to stand up for yourself!!!!
Right that's it, I can feel a night-cap coming on and then I shall retire for the night knowing that all is well with the world!!!
SORTED!!! :lol: :shock:
BlueEyes, if you have any hopes of making the top ten then I suggest you follow Kit and just accept your place in the scheme of !!
Right that's that sorted. I'm not the Head of Security (ND) for nothing!!!!
Kat, I've not heard the yellow handbag term for years. Well done, was it Pils or Export though???
Bikerguy, where have you been hiding????? As you can see, the girlies have been getting ideas above their station. We need some Male support to put them back in their place ( the kitchen ) so please come back and tell it as it is!!!
Sappho, Jags, Alex and Wilma, thanks for having enough sense to realise that a second take-over bid of the GFZ would be futile and just sticking to girlie things tonight like knitting, cooking and washing.
Will. Will... Will, ....Will. Promise me you'll buck up!! This can't be allowed to continue. I DARE YOU to stand up for yourself!!!!
Right that's it, I can feel a night-cap coming on and then I shall retire for the night knowing that all is well with the world!!!
SORTED!!!
:lol: :shock: 
Mod
Hi Guys
Corr! Haven't been in here for a while. You've redecorated!
Beer please Kit... and hurry up.
Biker Guy - how you doing fella? been away? Kit... Beer for Biker Guy.
Sarge - Yellow handbags - they were Herforder if I can remember that far back? Kit.... Beer for the Sarge.
So, topic is best ads, eh? Well, not so much an ad, but a website - HAS to be Bluexxx. The composition, the lighting, the participants, and of course a damn good photographer :twisted:
Right - 'nother beer anyone? KIT.. more beers!
Mal
Corr! Haven't been in here for a while. You've redecorated!
Beer please Kit... and hurry up.
Biker Guy - how you doing fella? been away? Kit... Beer for Biker Guy.
Sarge - Yellow handbags - they were Herforder if I can remember that far back? Kit.... Beer for the Sarge.
So, topic is best ads, eh? Well, not so much an ad, but a website - HAS to be Bluexxx. The composition, the lighting, the participants, and of course a damn good photographer :twisted:
Right - 'nother beer anyone? KIT.. more beers!
Mal
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Sarge - Yellow handbags - they were Herforder if I can remember that far back?
Hi Mal, pull up a chair. Think you'll find Kit is just leaving. Kat is going to boot her out (should be fun!!). I'd fogotten all about the yellow handbags. Brings back memories of Friday night Happy Hours in the L.A.D. I'm so impressed that others on here know all about them. Did you know that if you took all the tools out of an army issue toolbox the yellow hand bag fits in there perfectly?!!
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Hi Mal, pull up a chair. Think you'll find Kit is just leaving. Kat is going to boot her out (should be fun!!). quote]
Yea right!
mind you, it's amazing how many of HM's Finest are on this site. We should do a straw poll, maybe start our own Regiment! The 1st Battalion, The Tit and Testicle Regiment
You should see the cap badge!!!Mal
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Hiya Sarge, Mal, I knew that would strike a chord with at least you two. And for the record, Yellow was Herforder Pils.
Kat
Hi Kat
You're right, the Pils was yellow, but I'm sure the export was too. See this is what the GFZ is all about, good manly chat without interruptions from the girls. Has Kit gone home to make your dinner now????
:? Anyone else for a beer? Fred your glass is looking less than full, what are you having, Pils or Export?? How about you Mal?? :beer:
Looks up and sees Alex
Hey lads, looks like the cleaner has arrived !! Not before time.
Right Alex, the hoovers there and Will put some black bin liners in the cupboard over there. Run along now. In fact, while you're up it's two Pils and an Export over here and what ever Gman wants. Good girl!! :? 
Hey lads, looks like the cleaner has arrived !! Not before time.
Right Alex, the hoovers there and Will put some black bin liners in the cupboard over there. Run along now. In fact, while you're up it's two Pils and an Export over here and what ever Gman wants. Good girl!!
:? OK - What are you lazy lot up to.We are giving purpose and meaning to your existance 8)
God this place is a mess!!!!!Good point, :shock: God being a woman, it is about time she took her place on the cleaning rota.
Have you no pride fellahs?What am I, A lion? :P
In fact have you no sense of smell????Smell? I don't recall that being one of the 4 senses.
That half eaten pizza is growing fur!!!!It helps keep it warm after you take it out of the microwave.
This has got to be the most civilised morning we have EVER had in the GFZ.
:beer: aaahhhh This is the life.
lhk
Kat
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This has got to be the most civilised morning we have EVER had in the GFZ.
Not a lot I'll drink to but I'll drink to that!!! :beer:
Cheers boys!!
Thinks: This is too quiet. What are those pesky women up to? Is this the calm before the storm? I don't like it, it's making me nervous. Perhaps that's their plan. They are plotting to do nothing because they know it will rattle us !!!!! Mmmmmmm, must keep one eye on the door!!
:? :? brumlad strolls into the GFZ and trips over some empty bottles on the floor
Afternoon all, what's happened to the contract cleaners around here, i think they're taking liberties ! :small-print:
clears the table onto the floor and puts down a crate of export in it's place
Help yourself lads, Cheers ! :beer:
Afternoon all, what's happened to the contract cleaners around here, i think they're taking liberties ! :small-print:
clears the table onto the floor and puts down a crate of export in it's place
Help yourself lads, Cheers ! :beer:
