GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really

25 Jan 2004

Gman - thank you - your lapse was noted however and cast serious doubts on your ability to withstand torture should you ever be captured.....
Our whereabouts were secret because we were on a mercy mission to alleviate boredom from the lives of some poor couple who had lost their children over the weekend - we have since learned they were dropped off at social services offices on Friday with a note saying they would be collected at tea time today! However we had a great time - shame about the food! And yes - the redhead was with me!
Cider of any form is just not on mate! Too many memories of college days in Winchester sitting in the cathederal grounds getting lashed on the bloody stuff. The only advantage is it tastes the same coming up as it did going down - vile!
Cmon BlueEyes - get to it! Oooohhhh - as I type an email from you - GOOD GIRL! Yeehaaaaaa! wink

Actually was thinking of asking if anyone fancies going shares in a Kilderkin of an Islay Malt to be laid down for 20 years? rolleyes

:roll:
Fred

26 Jan 2004

Nowt wrong with the Speysides! (Wilma would say there is nowt wrong with any Malt in my eyes!) I love a Cragganmore or a Glenfarclas 105. However the latter is a bit special because it is 60% and lifts the top of your head clean off! :twisted: :twisted:
Don't start me on this one..........
Vimto I get - cider I don't! sorry!
As for Alex - nuff said!
Fred

26 Jan 2004

Walks in and sees Fred Flintstone sat next to the mouldy pizza.
Fred where have you been all weekend? It has been so quiet in here it made me nervous. I have been wandering around the site looking for everyone. I found places I didn't even know existed and one that doesn't yet!!
I even kept an eye out for RVM. His last post (can everyone please stand up for the last post?!!!) was on Monday10th November at 1038 when leaving the GFZ (Jags had forgotten to lock it!!!) he muttered these last words:
shuffles off, muttering about how everyone else has a better sex life than him and who pushed that piece of ginger up me bum, whilst I was asleep?
He has not been seen or heard of since. We are treating this as missing in suspicious circumstances so I shall draw up a list of suspects based on the people he last had contact with. I shall review every post he made with a view to finding any possible motive.
Obviously this is too big an investigation for one man so I will be looking for volunteers to assist.
Watch this space. :shock:
Finds a yellow handbag and pulls out a Herfy Pils.