Shit load of good it was doing this place up!
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Shit load of good it was doing this place up!
Shit load of good it was doing this place up!
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Give it time Kat...the weekend is young. I only finished work two hours ago, perhaps our muckers are in the same boat. Or maybe they just didn't recognise the place and wandered straight by!! Just charge your glass man, put your feet up , and relax!!
Sorry arti - they are all off in the Spa with Sappho.
I just cannot understand it - what could be so appealing about the sight of Sappho, wreathed in steam, beads of perspiration trickling down her naked body.
Whats going on in the world.
lhk
Kat
I just cannot understand it - what could be so appealing about the sight of Sappho, wreathed in steam, beads of perspiration trickling down her naked body.
Whats going on in the world.
lhk
Kat
Wow!!!!! Doesn't it look good? It looks far too clean and tidy but I'm sure we'll soon sort that out. So, where is everyone?
Ah!! Hello Kat, Hi Arti. Fancy a beer. I am so impressed that my card worked first time in the door. It seems to be keeping the Girlies out. I wonder how long that will last for.
Ahaa!! TnH. What are you drinking there? PEPSI ????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think I'll have a wander round to see how it all turned out.
Ah!! Hello Kat, Hi Arti. Fancy a beer. I am so impressed that my card worked first time in the door. It seems to be keeping the Girlies out. I wonder how long that will last for.
Ahaa!! TnH. What are you drinking there? PEPSI ????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think I'll have a wander round to see how it all turned out.
Quote by KitKat
Sorry arti - they are all off in the Spa with Sappho.
I just cannot understand it - what could be so appealing about the sight of Sappho, wreathed in steam, beads of perspiration trickling down her naked body.
Whats going on in the world.
lhk
Kat
Oh, you wouldn't catch me gawping at Sappho like a hen in a corn bin, oh no Sir, I'm made of stronger stuff.......(he lied, shamefully) So, I'll just put me feet up, pour a nice glass of Merlot, and wait for the swallows to come home....and Sappho's steaming body, will not cross....my.......mind..............sorry Will mucker, it just did :cry:
Helo chaps, Just out of the spa but can't say too much!!
Well isn't this great, my swipe card worked fine does the bar take credit cards
Well isn't this great, my swipe card worked fine does the bar take credit cards
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Ahaa!! TnH. What are you drinking there? PEPSI ????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sorry Srg, no beer for me until easter
I just had a look at the BFZ through the telescope and looks like a few of the lads are hiding in there. Think we may need to plan a raiding party to 'rescue' them ;) Did anyone mount the webcam in the spa yet :twisted:
Sex God
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT !!!!!!! You men are not soooo good on you own are you ????
You can't live with us ............... BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't live WITHOUT US!
You can't live with us ............... BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't live WITHOUT US!
Funny...quiet as the grave in here...where the Sam Hill is everyone? :shock: I've brought Jip, another of my dogs, to meet my mates..and they aren't here. Sorry Jip lad, looks like a pint of Old Peculier for me and a Bonio for you lad....let's go and talk to the ferrets...no bugger else in sight!
Sex God
I'm here Arti, I have no idea where anyone else is, but are you any good at first aid? I really need help in the spa zone, tds has passed out and I think Nallers may have concussion and I dont know what to do and <gasp, gasp> has soneone switched off the heating? its bloody freezing in here!
<runs back to the spa without even waiting for a reply>
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I'm here Arti, I have no idea where anyone else is, but are you any good at first aid? I really need help in the spa zone, tds has passed out and I think Nallers may have concussion and I dont know what to do and <gasp, gasp> has soneone switched off the heating? its bloody freezing in here!
<runs back to the spa without even waiting for a reply>
Don't panic Angel. try flashing your boobs at Nallers-often brings 'em round, trust me, I'm a medical man. If it doesn't work, you're too late...come and flash them at me
tds will be ok, try sticking nedles in his tongue-that often works. Just leave him, he's a big strong lad,he won't come to much harm. But, the serious thing, you being cold...requires urgent attention. Come sit here my lover, and let me test you for vital bodily functions...you could be in a parlous situation....that's it, just relax, and let the old artificer look after you.....
Sex God
Ohhh !! Arti... doing your routine again... can't fault you as you are good ....
Im not so good at blood. Even though I passed my nurses entrance exam. !!!!
Im not so good at blood.
Even though I passed my nurses entrance exam. !!!!
Sex God
Boys.....whats going to become of the GFZ???
Everybody is going to the Spa.. You have no serving wenches, to see to your needs !!
anymore, but hey....... you didn't want us anyway.
Do you like the peace and quiet in there?
Everybody is going to the Spa.. You have no serving wenches, to see to your needs !!
anymore, but hey....... you didn't want us anyway.
Do you like the peace and quiet in there?
Everybody is going to the Spa.. You have no serving wenches, to see to your needs !!Well, I put it down to us all earnig a nice quiet weekedn after all the hards work of last weekend! Now, does anyone know how to switch the lights on? Whenever I press a light switch the barrier on the car park operates - which makes it a bit of a lotters getting through them!
anymore, but hey....... you didn't want us anyway.
Do you like the peace and quiet in there?
lhk
Sex God
Will comes in with a freshly poured G&T and settles down for the evening.
Where the hell is everyone???? :shock:
Where the hell is everyone???? :shock:
i'm banned after doing all the work in here last week and nothing at home - see you all in a year!
Oh - go on then - twisted my arm LL - (sorry cannot use all the letters in your name anymore!) - I know Hmm Hmm LL!
I'll have a glass of Merlot please - make that a pint - but if Wilma appears at the window I was not here OK?
Fred
Oh - go on then - twisted my arm LL - (sorry cannot use all the letters in your name anymore!) - I know Hmm Hmm LL!
I'll have a glass of Merlot please - make that a pint - but if Wilma appears at the window I was not here OK?
Fred
Flipping heck - company arrives with booze just as I am about to go out??? Flipping typical.
OK, just the one - a vodka and Tia Maria please... YES< together, in one glass, no ice, no lemon, no coke, no twiddly thing with a stupid umberell on top and no cherry either thank you - just the alcohol!!
*phew* - wasn't the M1 jammed yesterday, mind you it was even more jammed on Friday! WTF lets HUGE cranes trundle up the M1 taking up half the police force and two lanes???? Get it on the trains....
OK - another one please, that will do lovely!
x xx
OK, just the one - a vodka and Tia Maria please... YES< together, in one glass, no ice, no lemon, no coke, no twiddly thing with a stupid umberell on top and no cherry either thank you - just the alcohol!!
*phew* - wasn't the M1 jammed yesterday, mind you it was even more jammed on Friday! WTF lets HUGE cranes trundle up the M1 taking up half the police force and two lanes???? Get it on the trains....
OK - another one please, that will do lovely!
x xx
Sex God
Okay Jags, here's a large one - no, no the drink I mean.
Sorry you had such a bad journey on the M1- the M6 wasn't much better on Saturday, but that was mainly spray. Are there ANY months where it doesn't rain north of Oxford?
Let me give you a shoulder rub while you relax..................
There. How's that?
Will
Sorry you had such a bad journey on the M1- the M6 wasn't much better on Saturday, but that was mainly spray. Are there ANY months where it doesn't rain north of Oxford?
Let me give you a shoulder rub while you relax..................
There. How's that?
Will
*checks guest book*
OK - WHO forgot to sign Jags in?
Oh - yes - your right - she came in with me.......
ops:
Sorry guys - won't happen again.
Jags hun - can I just pin this guest badge on you please...
ummmmmmmmm - no it's alright - I'm just shy.......
ummmmm - ok - can I close my eyes.......
Yes I know it's near your left booby! I will stop shaking in a minute - honest... :oops:
Bugga! - Sorry did the pin get you - are you bleeding
Not very good at this......
Hmm Hmm LL could you do this for me please!
Fred
OK - WHO forgot to sign Jags in?
Oh - yes - your right - she came in with me.......
ops: Sorry guys - won't happen again.
Jags hun - can I just pin this guest badge on you please...
ummmmmmmmm - no it's alright - I'm just shy.......
ummmmm - ok - can I close my eyes.......
Yes I know it's near your left booby! I will stop shaking in a minute - honest... :oops:
Bugga! - Sorry did the pin get you - are you bleeding
Not very good at this......
Hmm Hmm LL could you do this for me please!
Fred
Quote by willxx69
Okay Jags, here's a large one - no, no the drink I mean.
Sorry you had such a bad journey on the M1- the M6 wasn't much better on Saturday, but that was mainly spray. Are there ANY months where it doesn't rain north of Oxford?
Let me give you a shoulder rub while you relax..................
There. How's that?
Will
Will - you know the moves to make this woman weep with joy!! (god, was that smooth or was it smooth??)
Shoulder rub is a FAB idea, it's my right one from holding the steering wheel so long, oh, and my right knee too, oh, and all areas inbetween!!!
x xx
:lol: :lol:Quote by FredFlintstone
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
I am so shy - honest - never done anything like this before!
Fred
Liar, Liar, coat's on fire!!!
So, licking it better, sucking it better or kissing it better????
Waits with bated breath and bared RIGHT boob.....
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